So I'm at the supermarket getting something to cook for dinner..
Lost in the isles as usual. I find these bathroom wipes.
I think about hoe London always says to use baby wipes to keep your junk clean.
So I buy a pack.. They come in a fancy container as I hope you will see...
Anyway. These things smell awesome! Way better than baby wipes..
I hate the smell of baby wipes!  
Who want's to be reminded of wiping a babies ass at her in call

I love keeping the unsented natural ones around and my incall or clients would never smell like baby wipes.Another thing I doubt she uses the toilet wipes in the picture  lol

I just hate the way it feels after I wipe.... I rather take a bird bath over wipes anyday!!

I used a baby wipe on a dude to clean him off... then I blurted out "cleaner than a baby' or something of the like. He gave me a horrified look and took off like a bat outta' hell. A returning client never to return again! whoopsie!

I use the Fem Wipes from Summer's Eve, but I also like the baby fresh scented ones by other brands. Bottom line...it's better than TP.

The gals seem to love it as well  

Don't poop in there big shot!  
It might go right up your ass.

Just like DATO...or so I hear  LOL

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

Don't poop in there big shot!  
 It might go right up your ass.  
 

What is wrong with a funny thread?
You get too serious sometimes..

But I don't want you to think I'm being a party POOPER.

Those are considered party favors in many circles.

Considering that the majority of johns here are seeking women...and are willing to pay for them...I'm not sure the "gay" card is relevant.

It usually takes two to satisfy me!

There are all kinds of different types of "wipes" on the market now but because "baby wipes" was probably the first, many folks use that term to describe all. Kind of like "bandaid," and "kleenex"

around his dick and balls and stuck the the stiletto heel of my shoe in his mouth. He then he sucked on my toes and put a special toilet seat over his head, as he laid on the floor. I slowly peed onto his mouth and face for several minutes, because I had drank nearly a gallon of water with a champagne chaser. It was his birthday!

It's a sex enhancer.  Yep, that's what I thought.

Keep on painting with that broad brush.  I suspect you'll hit something.

Now quit it with the PUBLIC PISSING CONTEST!

do they choose their sexual preference as well?  

They are currently legal in the US but probably kill off a few brain cells with repeated use. Then what do I know... I'm not a doctor! Lol.

All this over a typo??? You guys are fucked up!

You do know I meant to type pooper.. I hope.

Thanks though.. I am that stupid.

its in a red tub with grey cap at gns, creatine, taurine, and come in lemon lime and good flavors. you can use as energy drink or pre work out drink.  
my fav supplement for a pep in step. garcinia cambogia capsules. and grossly strong ice coffee made with fresh ground beans in a french press then brewed in a glass french press, i make it two to three times stronger then serve over ice. bazenga!

in megenta and white box. or package.  
then the cottenelle wipes with refills sold at costco in bulk.  
then yes i learned not to use wipes on clients too at some point in my career like every thing else some these guys are kind enough to school you of in person at a date as opposed to not schoolin ya, then they turn around and bitch in a review about something they thought was a rookie move on the girls part.  
 I like when theyl communicate with you give you a chance to learn tricks of trade cut u a little slack.  
I was never more livid than a review on an 18 year old escort had no clue to use durex tropicals for covered bjs or just suck it up and deal with tastte of condom, she exlaimed gross condom taste gross, the chic is fuckn 18, you guys should be nicer and willin to school a bitch when you come see us teeny boppers. I think most escorts or wanna be escorts may need direction sometimes but to act liek your good, then go make fun some new girl tryn to start or explore escorting, thats  
so annoying, to me any how,.

or anything to get the b.o. dead skin and filth off thier nutz and pits and assholes. the filthy animals./

wielding long hard cocks, maybe there are a few bi men out there, nothin wrong with bein kinky guys. bi guys are hot, and fun, they bring hot young fresh meat home to play with, i love bi guys.

I love experimenting ...

It is a privilege to have it done in the first place...
Every civie girl I fuck makes me clean up my own cum.

a Ho??