That said, someone in my family believed in it, got my info and did an astrological chart for me. I'd reveal some of it but it's been so many years I have no idea where it is.
Have fun anyway.

Because I've seen your pictures and you have a fine little ass.

but a little Preparation H set things right.

Back in the day I once was interested in calculating planetary motions.  I picked up a planetary ephemeris ... a book which consists of pages and pages of planetary positions by calendar date.   Very scientific.  Then I read the intro ... it was created by two NASA scientists using the latest computer models ... but the target audience was astrologists!

inconsistencies that cannot be explained for me to buy into this stuff.  But that doesn't make those that are believers crazy, just naive.  

...believing that the movement of rocks within our solar system have any impact on, or any ability to predict, my personality.  

I had a coworker (not STEM literate) who asked me some off the wall Qs. "Does this pattern (dots connected by lines) look like a crystal?" (she was thinking Shirley MacLaine crystal power) and other odd Qs. It quickly became obvious that the "pattern" was almost a constellation and she was trying to trick me into validating astrology stuff using STEM.  I didn't and started to (politely) point out her lack of understanding of STEM. Boy, was that a mistake. It went downhill from there.  
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She tried to explain it to me: "These stars are clustered together and they have an influence on us when we are born ... etc.."  I tried to explain that the "sky" or celestial sphere is not actually flat and that all those stars in a constellation are very different distances from us. If it's gravity, those stars are so far away that I am more influenced by a car or truck rolling by the house. If it's starlight, how do you explain what happens when you don't know if the person was born indoors (electric lights) or outdoors (under starlight). Black holes? Dark Matter? Novas? ...  
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Whoa! I think I might have something! Add "black holes" to the astrology charts!  Copyright the "Book" and sell the NEW Astrology to the astrologers.
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"Hi there, honey. I'm a Leo, born under Fornax A. What's your sign? ... Your a Capricorn but you don't know your black hole sign? Let's go back to your room and I'll check it out for you."  
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If you want to believe in or have fun with astrology, that's fine with me. But please do NOT try to use science to justify it to yourself or to others.  (The same goes goes for every religion.)
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"The moon's in Uranus.", and walk away.

I was dating a Thai girl who worked for an agency that operated in both Dallas and the DMV area some 6-7 years ago. She did all the astrological readings for every girl who worked for that agency, and a bunch who used to work for the agency but had since gone home to Thailand, some 30-40 different girls all in all. Of course she needed their "real" birthdays to do her charting.  

was back before the internet when you had to go to a bar or club and seduce someone if you wanted to get laid without paying.  If you pretended to  be interested in in astrology, the girls that were into this shit were pretty easy marks, in my experience.  

By the way, there’s no such thing as benign cancer.

on ignore, their headline sometimes still shows up on the forum page.  The only thing that showed up was when he said, "I'm a Cancer."  I think most here would agree with that.  

Sun-scorpio
Moon-Capricorn
Mercury-Sagittarius
Venus-Scorpio  
Mars - Libra  
Jupiter- Aquarius
Saturn - Sagittarius  
Uranus - Sagittarius  
Neptune - Capricorn  
Pluto - Scorpio  

and yes they were indeed "easy marks" so I too used to play the game too. It's not the way to find your soul mate, but it was a great way to break the ice in order to get laid.  

I don't care if she says a single word, I just want a warm place to park my dick for an hour, and yes, big tits are a nice bonus.  Lol

Latin for saggy Ass?  Just curious.