I traded the family cow for some magic beans. I inserted them as instructed. The next morning, the giant beanstalk produced the best orgasm I ever had.
I traded the family cow for some magic beans. I inserted them as instructed. The next morning, the giant beanstalk produced the best orgasm I ever had.
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman. (Please shower first) . That Mickey Mouse stuffed-with-beans idea sounds fucking Goofy, to me. But I shouldn't argue with success. I don't want to kill the Golden Goose. . I am available to tend to your garden and, perhaps, induce another great orgasm using something other than a beanstalk.
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