While in my car I hear on the radio about products that grow hair, shed unwanted weight, and now will grow your dick "up to 3 inches larger."  Has anyone tried this stuff (I think it's called "Longitude")?  I imagine they're selling alot since the ad states "most women are unhappy will the size of their male partners."

Do I need to wear gloves to keep it off of my fingers??  I don't want them 3 inches longer.

...but what a funny image!

BE HAPPY,DONT WORRY... AS DAISY BOMB SAID "ITS  WHAT YOU DO WITH IT!!.. AND, IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, THE PRODUCT IS  A WASTE  OF $$$!.. JUST  MY   10 INCHES.. ER.. CENTS........---

Don't get me started, LOL

the intelligence (or lack thereof) of Tom Leykis' listening audience.  And there are now two ads for pills that claim to increase the size of the user's member.  Much like the content of the show itself, the ads are good for a laugh...

Regards,
RL

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LOL...Longitude. That's one of my favorite commercials (for a laugh, that is).  Claims to increase blood flow to the "Genital Tissue Chamber"  That's a great line.  There are actually websites that debunk longitude's claims.  Of course, they have their own approach (drug free) to penile lengthening, revolving around "exercising" it (like masturbation, but without the release?)  www.penis-health.com, another one is www.big-penis.com.

and the one that they try to sell you don't do anything at all.

Sounds like the same old marketing trick to me;
"Make UP TO $1000 a day"; "Lose UP TO 50 lbs"; "Grow your dick UP TO 3 inches...";
In other words, no one can complain if there is no increase, since the ad only represents that you will lose UP TO, with no MINIMUM gurantee.

Who needs it???!!! I dunno what in the world I would do with 15 inches!!...

I saw a discussion of this somewhere else.  Apparently the scam is this:

They take your credit card and send you a bottle of the pills.  They guarantee you your money back for the first bottle if you're not satisfied.  Unfortunately, when you get the first bottle you also get hit with a "subsciption" that keeps the bottles coming every month.  No refund on those additional ones, especially if you just forget to cancel.  And of course, no instructions on how to cancel this deal once it is started.

The instructions that come with it include simple descriptions of some of the "lengthening" exercises that are available on the sites somebody else listed.  They state that the pill is most effective if it is used in conjunction with those exercises, and that those exercises must be practiced daily for something like a half an hour as part of the treatment.  Don't do that, and you don't get the refund either.  How you could prove it would be a major question.

From everything I've heard, this is a total scam.  They sell you something with a money back guarantee if not satisfied, knowing full well that you'll never ask for the money back and probably won't get around to cancelling the subscription for a while.  Classic money machine.  Note that I do not have first hand (no pun intended) experience with this product, but the descriptions I've heard sound about right for a product of this nature.

MisterG

I do like this promotion on their website though:

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Use Longitude And Win A Lamborghini Diablo!

This Lamborghini Diablo is the "SV" model, which is even quicker than the "VT" model. The "SV" blasts from 0 to 60 in just 3.8 seconds and it's still in first gear! Top speed is 200mph!

The car is in "mint" condition. It's a 1998 model with just 3000 miles on it. Not a scratch, ding, or dent. You couldn't tell it from a brand-new one.

People say we're crazy to give this Diablo away, but we think it'll make a great promotion for Longitude- The penis enlargement capsule that we've created and many try to copy.

Here's how the "Win My Lamborghini" promotion works:

This promotion is valid only to US Residents and you must be at least 18 to participate.

The car will be awarded to the man with the most drastic results using Longitude. Basically, whoever grows the most regardless of total size, wins the prized Lamborghini.

Simply check out the rest of our site and order a risk-free bottle of Longitude. When the bottle arrives, fill out the entry form and take a few "Before" photos in an erect state.

Keep taking Longitude until you are satisfied with your new growth, then stop. Take a few &After" photos, this time you should be inches longer and thicker.

Then, simply drop the Before and After photos in the mail along with your entry form. All entries must be received no later than September, 30th, 2002

Our group of judges will review the hundreds of thousands of entries and pick a winner. They'll review the photos for maximum growth percentages and they'll make sure the photos haven't been altered. So, no cheaters please.

That's it. If you're the lucky winner, we'll have the Diablo shipped to your door at our cost.

There's no additional fee to enter this contest, except for the price of the product.

It doesn't matter how long you take Longitude. Two, Three, Four months, or you can go until the September 30th deadline. It's up to you. Just make sure your entry form gets to us no later than September 30th. And the winner is the man with the largest growth from start to finish- not who is simply the largest.

When the delivery truck pulls up, the driver will unload the car, hand you the title and keys then take a quick snapshot of you and the car. Then the car is yours forever!

Can you think of a better way to show women the "new you"? This Lamborghini will get you so many women, you won't believe it!

The Ultimate Car, The Ultimate Product. Order Longitude risk-free and who knows... you may be the new owner of this Lamborghini! Good Luck!

Whatever that means.

MisterG