What is the weirdest or most unexpected thing anyone has had during a session????

I scheduled an early morning rendezvous with my ATF a week and a half ahead of time and I thought she was just trying to build up excitement on my part by sending me emails during the week telling me she was looking forward to our date.

Two days before a count down started and still I didn’t suspect a thing. I arrived and she greeted me at the door naked and told me she already had the shower running. I got undressed and inside the shower was her friend with a wearing a beautiful smile and nothing else. Had a great time that night with two beautiful women that I’ll never forget.

About a year ago, I was having a massage and I anted up for “the works”. My masseuse had already finished my back and I flipped over. I was observing her lovely natural breasts though they were just out of reach and beginning to get excited when …

I heard my masseuse give a slight wretch. Then a little bit louder wretch. Then she rushed out and I heard the sound of her throwing up in the next room.

I knew it wasn’t because of my “manhood” because he is quite small, well groomed and I painted a happy face on him (LOL - just trying to stave off potential verbal abuse). But it was so bizarre to be just sitting there in my "all naturals" and trying to decide what to do next.

Anyway, my masseuse soon came back to tell me she had to go before she got sicker. Apparently, she had taken medicine on an empty stomach.

Needless to say the session did not conclude with the anticipated "happy ending".

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Unrelated Gratuitous Boobiage Photo

a hobbyists dream.  OMG,  did you review that session? And if you did, where is the review?  

That had to be the session of a lifetime!!!!  Now I am waiting for mine to happen.  

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experience once, but without the advance buildup, about two, two-and-a-half years ago.

Both ladies have since been banned from TER, so I could not name names even if I wanted to. Suffice it to say that the lady in the shower was my "doubles partner" for much of that wild and crazy year, the other was a friend of hers who I had met once or twice before and who I was expecting to see alone that day.

Oh well, sometimes, you just have to grin and bear it.

(Although I am not really sure that this was "the weirdest or most unexpected thing" during a session that I ever experienced, as the original poster inquired. I would have to think on that one for a while.)




-- Modified on 9/16/2007 1:38:55 AM

The guy crapped himself on the bed and didn't want to tell me...what did he think...that I didn't notice the odor!

Made him shower and then I left.

My date arrived a minute after the (now) ex.

She was so upset about this that she broke down in tears and was unconsolable for an hour.

Larry David, you have nothing on me!

I now turn the phone off! lol!

Fire alarm in the hotel went off as well!  that put a damper on the evening....

-- Modified on 9/16/2007 10:59:18 AM

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Ages old PHX ripoff, before I knew about TER.  Lady showed, good looking, with a bag full of toys and a driver.  Did the usual warm ups, but clearly not a GFE.  Her driver called from the parking lot, she orderd him to get her a Micky D.
Got dressed and ready to leave.  Forgetting my needs.  Think she was on drugs.  7/2 on the scale. Never made that mistake again.        Since then, every one of our PHX ladies are incomparable.  A positive experience.  Lady I had seen 60 times, you do the math at $500.  In Cg. she had 2 big sequential O's. amajor surprise after so many times together. She's still on Phoenix411.net. When I remarked on the surprise, she deilightfully replied "just going with the flow."

-- Modified on 9/16/2007 1:24:39 PM

In the pre-TER days i once saw a mature provider.

Between DATY and massage, we ran over over 2 hours on our first meeting.  She liked the massage so much she returned half the fee to me. I was dumbstruck. I think the poor woman was just lonely.  For several years afterward, until moving from NYC, she continued to call me up for massage.  Nice lady, very good cook, Hungarian dishes mostly.

I booked an appointment with one of my regular travelling friends when she came to town.  She was in a bad mood that day so I got the largest Baileys I could find and headed over.  When I arrived, she was at the computer pissed about something or other.  I filled the ice bucket poored her some Baileys (which she never had before) and hopped in the shower.  I took an especially long one to give her time to relax.  When I came out, she was in a much better mood and told me that I had been so good to her that there would later be a surprise.  

I thought, OK, maybe she's going to lick my ass or something.  Anyway, we had a great time and in about an hour, I came once and we decided to get some food.  We got the menu out and there was a knock on the door.  In walked her beautiful friend who was still beaming over her magazine photo shoot.  I was confused because she didn't seem to be there as a surprise for me.  After a few minutes, it became clear that I was a surprise to her too.  We chatted for a while and ordered food.  She then whipped out the mags for me to peruse and she jumped in the shower.  When she came out, the food was there.  We all ate and drank and it was nice to meet her.  

She started to make noises about being ready to get some sleep.  No problem, I'd had fun and was ready to go.  She gave me a hug and went in for what she called a thank you kiss.  Wow, was it passionate.  After about 30 seconds of kissing, she dropped the towel and it was on.  The three of us were kissing and sucking everywhere.  I entered them both. I spilled my second cup and lay on the bed while they took turns getting each other off.  Before I knew what happened, I was mounted and while kissing the other one, I spilled cup 3.  Wow, what a night!

I paid for 2 hours (we were for hours in) and got dressed.  I said good night to them both and had my pants removed for a warm bj.  I spilled a 4th cup doggie.  I lay there near unconscious as my regular provider was brouth to ecstasy by her friend.  They now grabbed the Baileys and poured it all over me.  They licked and sucked and sucked and licked until I gave up a 5th cup.  We started at 9:00 pm and it was now about 4:00 in the morning.  My provider friend finally gave up, got under the covers and went to sleep.  I talked for 10 minutes to her friend and once again got dressed to finally go home.  We kissed a bit more to say goodbye and then the begging started.  

I can't see a woman beg.  So, off came the clothes one last time.  Needless to say, there wasn't much fluid in me.  We fucked and rested and fucked and rested until finally around 6:00 I blew a huge load and went home.  It was the most erotic sexual experience I'd ever had at the time and to this day is the best surprise of my life.