A few manginas are missing. Very old traveler, please wake up from your nap to say hello. Of all of the geriatric denture-grip drips, you were my favorite. Careful of that banana peel, Gramps.
I will be sending you a 2 year supply of Geritol if you are still in the same nursing home.

I see pickylittlenicky is still barfing around. Tell me nicky...How is the glory hole business going? Hope you are keeping "up" and still making a living.
I will be sending you some saw blades and a few dozen mops. I hope the pine sol helps with the stench.

Half Hour. What the hell happened to you? Your man card was pulled, and who the hell is calling you "halfie"?
In spite of some troll accusing you of being a big mouthed fat blond granny, I don't believe it for a minute.
I will be sending you some testosterone tablets which you will need to take daily. I want you to get your life back in order, and recapture your manhood. I am rootin for ya kid!

mrfisher. A board junkie who is just too bizarre to really like. Keep helping the newbies but please get rid of that old blow up doll. It's not pissing on you, it's a god damn leak.
I will be sending you an Adam and Eve gift certificate together with some edible undies.

scoed. I know you can't find your dick and have not been able to clip your own toenails since the 8th grade, but you are just so hapless I can't help but to smirk when you post.
You have given the TER people enough personal information about yourself that everyone knows your name. Spare everyone the biography!
I will be sending you a 5 year supply of ephedrine. It was taken off the market in the USA because it works too well. It is much safer then most dietary supplements, and you can be a new man with a little effort.
If your wife comes home complaining about being sore, I apologize in advance.

MP67. You have not changed a bit since you were 17. Still pathetic and drunk.
I will be sending you a used bungee chord. Just ignore the frays.

I have to give honorable mention to the board moderators. I don't know you guys do it, day in and day out.
For Gagambler...I have no clue what to send. You have all the Chicas, beer and money that you will ever need. What do you give a guy who has everything? WTF, I will send you a couple of 19 year old blonds anyhow.

Little Phil. I have questioned your stability a few times. You are not drunk all the time and surrounded by women like your co-mod is. How you maintain any sanity at all reading this gibberish every day is beyond me.
For you, I will just buy you a dozen sessions with your ATF. You are not so hard to please.

I have a hot blond on the way, so I have to exit. I don't have time for the dishonorable mentions right now, but I will come back to say hello to some of the board hookers. Later!  

You named a few of the manginas like Scoed, Halfie and the usual suspects, but left a few out -- notably from New England and the left coast.  

Tonight I'm conducting a clinical anatomy lesson. The accompanying diagram should spell out the problem without any lecture involved,

As a foreigner, I strive for brevity.

At least he rants like a hormonal provider might.

Have you gotten laid yet? :P  

this can be even more entertaining (on a macabre level for some) than the NFL finally succumbing to the inevitable agreement to play this season.

I'll read your posts which in some ways can and are entertaining, but once the thread just turns into the silly schoolyard bashing (as many of the prior ones did) I'll just move right along.

So where did you disappear to?

And more importantly, why did you come back?  Was it really only due to the "stunted evolutionary growth", or some other more important reason.  Just remember, we only have a couple more months before the "rapture" really happens...for sure...this time...no question about it!

I gotta know...when it comes to the urethra reroute, can it still ejaculate like it did before?

The real question, CPA, is, why do you care?  I really don't, except I really missed HiroGina at the local glory hole.  He was a half decent catcher.  His main problem was all those hemmerhoids from taking so much pipe.  It's what he calls "getting laid." Please tell him I faked all my orgasms.  I used a turkey-baster filled with egg whites.

I read the paper every morning and in particular like reading various editorials and column writers to see what they have to say about "things".  Many times I don't agree with them, but it does provoke some thought on a particular subject.

This is the same to me here.  Some posters (as Hiro and Jack) have an uncanny ability to rile up some folks here.  And as you posted above to me are the exact things that I have NO interest in.  So if the thread just morphs into 4th grade boys hurling insults I, and I'm sure quite a few others, simply move on.  That is what happened a few months ago, and I am sure that is what will happen again....unless guys realize these "posters" are just "yanking your chains".

Seriously, this is just a time waster here.  None of us (and the Mods confirmed that the pay sucks for them) are making a living posting and reading this drivel.  Just take it for what it is...Entertainment.

Especially after all that crap about Half Hour and whether he/she was a male or female.

Yes, that's the same reason I sometimes watch Faux News.  It lets you know what the troglodytes are thinking.  And H is definitely a knuckle-dragger.  Movin' on.

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That's a great one.  I nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.

Just one question.  Does that include airfare or do I need to I need to book the TER jet?  I'll call her in the morning and let her know that I'm on my way.  I don't care what the others say, you da man!

Then you don't know me at all. This is nothing! Naturally I got the joke, but some of the providers here are not very sharp.

Why don't you go out and buy a personality? Learn how to tell a joke. You bore the shit out of me.

I did much psychological damage to you when I was active here. That is clearly evident.
Still having nightmares?

I can't stay long. I am just on a short vacation and logged in to see how my old friends were doing.
I still own most of the people on this board and I see they haven't changed a bit.

Airfare is included, first class. I am not cheap. Aside from the rotted bungee chord, my gifts are top notch.    

All that shit oozing from it, well...it ain't all just egg whites!  LOL!

keep the money you're going to spend on these ingrates and go get fucking dog fucked! Holy Fuck who invited this fucking Santa Clause wanna-be?


Good call with MP and Halfie btw

When you get your own fan club, you will get it there Jack. You have to remember that these "people" look up to me and envy me. How could I let them down?
Littlenicky was in tears and MP is already looking for his mommy to send him to the Grand Canyon to test out the defective bungee chord.

Life is good Jack. I do have to go back overseas to finish up that movie in a couple of days so do me a favor. Keep the manginas in check and you will be on my gift list too.

Not to mention the "over the hill fat broad" bunch, of course the fat broads have a lot more balls than the mangina crowd, but I am sure the two of you aren't exactly their dream dates either. lmao

Maybe I will just leave the board unmoderated tonight and check back to see if anyone has survived in the morning? lol

But you are right - he's got to include the "portly middle age" part to tell the joke properly.

     Good thing I'm here to help him.

Hirgogen the Ron Jeremy wannabe lmao

he is the comic relief actor in the vaudvile show?  The actor who "discovers" his gay tendencies in the prison gang bang scene?

Fits his role perfectly, come to think of it.
lol lol