There's one about 3 threads down and another about 7 threads down and then the original one from Smoothdeepsub himself about 20 threads down at the bottom of this page.  Whatever you do, do not read them!

It's like the perfect TER storm. You've got all the ingredients; the desperate provider, the crazy john, white knights of all shapes and sizes with ideas of how to 'fix the problem' and now, late arriving arm chair shrinks. Rarely does a stupid question by a newbie bring forth all the rage that TER can bear. I think this guy should pose more questions for the class, who knows what other brilliant moves he has up his sleeves. Holey, I say pull up a chair, pop a cold one and enjoy the grease fire...

NSF

There's a shitload of frowning (smiley) faces down below.  That makes Holey sad.  But I must stay strong and not show my feelings.

No smiley face, and I do feel sorry for both the provider for having to go through the crap she is going through, and for SDS because he may be a tool, but I think his initial intentions were probably well meant, but lets be honest. Why do people go to car races, to see somebody crash. This thread has taken a life of its own. This isn't a train wreck anymore. Better call the FEMA for this disaster. On second thought, maybe not.

Excellent analysis, but personally I feel sorry for Smoothdeepsub.  You said it yourself: SDS.  He has now become an acromyn, which in the TER world is the highest honor bestowed upon anyone, yet it is a hard title to shoulder.  I think everyone has a soft spot, if not an entirely facid one, for this good samaritan.  His vision and his values have uplifted all of our collective conscienctiousness.  

Why do people go to the races?  To see the chicks in jumpsuits, with big boob cleavage, kiss the winner with the trophy.  That's why.  If you wanna see a wreck, go stand on the side of a highway.  One will happen sooner and more often there.  It's all about titties and titles in life.  And we are just lucky to be here at this moment to witness both emerging from our loins in the form of SDS.  But don't scroll down and read or look at the posts about him or from him.  As Notsofast said, a good grease fire is enjoyed from the sidelines, in a lawn chair with a nice, icy cold Corona Light fruited with lime.  I'm paraphrasing here.  But anyway, a distance - say - one methane fart away.  If I had it in me to click on a "feeling" to emote this message, I would, but I just can't.  The damage is done.  I'm just glad I'm here with all my friends.  I love you guys.

You got me crying now.  Pure poetry.  I'm going out to fuck a woman you have fucked.  Thank you, sir!

There's a scroll bar to the right of most browsers.  Do not use it!!!  Smoothdeepsub talk is below.  Just look at this post.  Only view this thread or above.  Trust me on this.  There's a nice conversation about SNL above.  Everybody likes SNL.  Why not check that one out.

Jesus was born a virgin.  Were you?

Lol i was sick with it too but never reviewed!

...Therefore he was not "technically" a virgin...

But I guess by that logic Jesus was a "motherfucker" and thus Mary was an insestual MILF...

Where Do I sign up for the writing-staff of SNL?? They've needed me for years, the humor's been flat for several seasons...








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You may think you are stating the obvious, but thanks to my $50 level contribution to public tv, I can tell you your little "theory" has been proven for a while now by Nova, Frontline and Scientific America's Alan Alda.  There are those that claim Jesus tucked it between his legs on the slide down.  Probably the same ones that now believe in crucifying some young doe for helping a lady of the night.  But Nancy is at the helm now.  We can be as smug as we want in the knowledge that we know the truth and like the smell our own brand.  I've got the coffee cup to prove it too!!

Perhaps that is why it was so easy for him to avoid temptation when the Devil wanted to fuck him in the back of his car... Err, I mean in the 40 days in the wilderness...

S to Mary Magnalyn, she had been "dicked" plenty in her youth as a temple-prostitute, so theirs no exedence she was craving Christ-cock when she joined his band of tavelers... Davinci was a closet-queer, and had an attraction to the mystique of Christ's sexually, but perhaps only a  a "bottom",,, Again now proof the Lord was endowed by his creator...

The Gnostics were confused by their own wanton-lustsvfor eachother in their secluded camp of isolar retractionism... I think they were full of shit, then a thousand years later Davinci scat-played in their ancient turd-pile of false-books that represent the ONLY good the Catholics ever did on this earth by resusing to cannonize that make-believe pagan shit of old...

I also doudt Christ was Queer, as without testosterone through his development-years, he would not have developed "attractions" to either sex, and thus become pre-occupied with acemedia [ie, temple-discussion], and also been ammune to the pediphile-advances of the Pharracies and Saducies, as they lusted to cop-a-feel of the smooth, supple boy-ass of the young Christ-child... (Thus remaining pure, of their sin, yet, they remained tormented by his rejection for years... Maybe now we know why That paricular sect of Jews unleashed such a Mel Gibsol-like hate on an otherwis  inocent man and nailed him to that cross??

However, why didn't anyone look up his tunic while he hung there and write down what they saw? I know if I were in the crowd, I'd have been "curios" at the very least...

I do realize that the Catholic often portray Christ fastened to the Crux as a naked man or at least scantally-clad... However this is indicitive of the nature of Priests in general, who view all young men "disrobed" in their mind's-eye... this doesn't in any way represent the "truth" of Christ's genetals any more than Catholic doctrine represents Christ's teaching... I could continue endlessly, but I fear I've already lost the attention of my readership...

reverse psychology ?

I am so mixed up by all those posts.

xo lisa

reverse psychology ?

I am so mixed up by all those posts.

xo lisa

I hope you don't mind, but I printed out your response and clothes-pinned it to one of my nipples for inspiration.  Can you guess which one?  Don't guess really, because if you do and you're right, I will be totally freak.

Perhaps you printed it out on a long piece of narrow ticker-tape paper and wove it back and forth between your nipple-rings... I'm guessing the "clothes-pins were only added for extra Masochistic-thrill...

(You should bring some of your abstract-phlosophies over to the Politics & Religion board sometime... We'll give you the punishment you crave, lol!  ;>

...with the Politics and Religion board.  It's always both nipple there, abstract or not.