Ok I did this on the Minnesota board and people seemed to like it so I thought Id open it up to everyone..

As little or much detail as you'd like..

I feel sexiest when dancing around my apartment naked listening to 70's/80's music, belting out the words (at least the ones I can remember), or doing my hair/makeup naked..

Ladies: I feel sexiest when _____
Gents: I feel horniest when _____

A girl bites me gently on my neck. She could turn me into an animal with a small nibble on the right spot.

Why do you write sexiest for ladies, but horniest for guys?

In any case, I'm horniest when I wake up in the middle of the night with a hardon (My hardon, by the way, wise guys!)

Sometimes I can recall the dream, and sometimes I can't.

Lord, how I would love to have an awake and horny woman next to me at times like that.

Only because I think it has a similiar meaning but felt it would sound weird to have guys write when  they feel sexiest

I feel horniest when.....a women whispers in my ear "I want to suck your cock"

I feel the sexiest when......I'm naked looking in the mirror rubbing my hard, erect, cock!  I love watching myself masterbate!  Is that wierd?

...about my favorite provider dancing around her or my apartment naked listening to 60's/70's/80's music, belting out the words (at least the ones she can remember), or doing her hair/makeup naked..

In a dress, hair curled, red lipstick, jewelry, high heels. I love the prep time as well as the look on the man's face when he sees me.

Unfortunately, I can't dress like this for every outcall. I like to be as low key and under the radar as possible when I'm out and about. And red lipstick isn't all that "kissable." But for a dinner date with a regular here and there... it's a bonus I throw in. I recently wore a floor length formal gown for a regular with my hair up and crystal jewelry. It was fun and I felt very sexy. But everyone in the hotel lobby was staring at us when we were at the bar (he was in a suit - so we looked like we were ready for prom). Not very discreet! Haha But it was fun. We didn't even go anywhere. Just up to the room!

I feel sexiest driving to an appointment blasting top-40s music...