Guys do you name your dick? Your Cock? Your Love Rocket, Your Muscle of Love? Tube Steak? One-eyed Monster? I just read a review where a guy called his, "Mr. Happy"and it started me thinking. I recall one provider who called all dicks, "Pee Pee's." That was a bit strange, but I laughed all the same. So, do you have a name for your "Ding ah Ling"?

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nah, no name for my penis.

..."Willie B. and the Playmates."

Did you mean "kick stand"? LOL

...  or I could call it J, or i could call it Johnny, or i could call it Sonny, or I could call it Junie, or i could call it Junior; now I could call it Ray J, or i could call it RJ, or I could call it RJJ, or I could call it RJJ Jr.  

I saw a movie where they called it, The bald-headed avenger. I wish I could remember the name of the movie ...

It always gets me in trouble.
It hangs around with a couple of nuts.
It has an asshole for a neighbor.
It's blind in it's only eye.
It's got a head and no brain.

The Bos