to her before the blood gets cold.
I will probably buy one of those cheesy hallmark cards too.

& "Hiro Sandwich" fancies himself a deer hunter ?! Somehow I think the following pic depicts his "hunting activities" more accurately------

I would figure that an old timer like yourself would understand his humor by now.

Cute cartoon, but I grew out of them.

was a 38" waistline---------

I hope I'm fed pizza rolls until rendered immobile.

I also have a coupon for Olive Garden.  So I'm set.

LMFAO!  Two references to anal bleaching on the same page!  Could be a first!

I have arranged for a privet jet to fly us around for a few hours. She always wanted to join the mile high club, so this Valentines day she will. Plus the normal stuff, eating out at a nice restaurant, flowers, jewelry, a couples massage, breakfast in bed, and maybe a carriage ride as my wife  loves horses. But the highlight for her will be the plane ride to nowhere.

You win the Easter egg hunt!  Free anal bleaching courtesy of Ultra Clorox.

i've given up.

I am leaving town for a few days. She always loves me more when I am not around. After all these years, it is mutual - absence does make the heart grow fonder.

Zig