Mongers,

Please grow a pair

There have been a handful I've decided I want to see based on their postings here, when I had thought I wasn't really interested. Some I have seen, some are still on my must meet list. The ones I've seen worked out great.

One of the things I like best about TER is that by sizing up a gal by her board posts, I can usually tell pretty well how we'll get along.

What does under perform mean anyway. The last thing I'm trying to do is perform for a escort/provider/hooker. Isn't that their job!?!?!?  

There's been many a session where I've had a guy tell me that he reads what I post on the boards. Nonetheless, I'll never know if I've lost clients . . . as the ones who are turned off by my posts will never book or tell me.

Genetics, perhaps?

They seem to be a bit more open to airing the dirty laundry.

Tell me that it took a long time to get the balls to reach out to me because they were intimidated...not only by my board presence but my ads and reviews. Those are the ones that we end up being long time friends with great chemistry.  You see, just because I'm opinionated and like to fuck doesn't mean I'm not a real down to earth, sweet woman.  I'm very giving and love to please.... just PLEASE, please me too! Lol 😚😚😚  I can be sexually demanding BUT those are the gentlemen I want to attract.  I am actually very submissive yet I need to get off too. I don't worry about performance issues,  that's what exhibitionism and toys are for.
Don't be intimidated.  If you like what you see and it feels right, go for It! You might find you'll be pleasantly surprised 😉😚☺
XOXO  
TL

their gorgeous, ample tits into their bra one cup at a time just like any other woman.  

The only way you can truly underperform with a provider is to short her envelope.  
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Everything else is just etiquette and hygiene - which can get you whitelisted, ignored, or blacklisted, depending how you interact with her.

I doubt you've ever seen more than an A cup.  My tribe aren't much larger but you're talking about tits?

Wow.  An honest answer.  Thank you.  

The OP is ridiculous. Board presence or not, eho cares. Have fun and stop over thinking this shit.

Its a play on words on the old saying that all guys put their pants on one leg at a time, so we're all equal regardless of race, financial status, etc., the point being, they're all women, so who cares whether they're on the boards or not.  There's no way this is too sophisticated for this crowd.  I know you just didn't think it through before putting up your response.  

I've played with these bad boys more than a few times, and there are many others in LA like them.  No photoshopping on these.  I've seen them up close and personal.  When the nipples get hard, they can put an eye out if you're not careful.

change you way you look at a guy when you realize he didn't have balls for a long time.  I would think the obvious advantage to having no balls would be no PE.  

The "hooker" will not post your information on twitter and the erotic review boards. She will likely BLACKLIST you on other places that are only for us to report bad clients at. Example: if you shorted the money, did something she didn't agree on or just were an ass to her. She has every right to let other "hookers" know that you are not worth meeting with. Your money is no good because it comes from you. Unsafe.  

The fire. The best bra is the air bra. Am I wrong? Breasts are meant to unite us, not to lead us to petty squabbles. Am I wrong?

Fake tits and a bitchy attitude, not so much.  Imagine introducing one of your ladies during the Holy Days.   Oy Vey!

Clients don’t have to perform and there’s no reason for me to call them out. As for the rest:

Don't really know about the intricacies of putting on a bra. But I assume it goes on one titty at a time. Either way, the bra seems to come off all at once. And it takes two titties to titty fuck.  As an aside, I love when women squeeze their tits together. Absolutely love it.

Your name already scares me, so I'll be careful.  Usually, I buy a nice Prada, and my wife says that I'm a good boy.  Is that what you are talking about?

are mostly Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.  

the voice of reason, but we're not really squabbling.  I thought one cup at a time was funny, he didn't.  Its a gentleman's disagreement, that's all.  

I can fuck somebody I like.  And I can fuck somebody I hate.  So I can't imagine what an escort could post here that would not give me a reason to fuck her.

I still think it's a good video.

Normal people only want to make love to people they love and admire, I guess we are different. We have something in common you and I  >:]

And I actually prefer escorts who have little to no board presence.

Anyone that posts a lot obviously likes to talk a lot.  I want a girl that does better things with her mouth.  And there really was a woman on the Boston board for a while who I did not book for that very reason.

Wow Ms TerriLynn.....visit my town please.  This is exhibit A of a positive impression board posting.

or otherwise disappointing her sexually.

I was chasing my wife around a dark bedroom with a raging hard on trying to get my birthday sex.  I ran into the wall, and bumped my nose.

.... usually turn me the fuck on. I enjoy the company of strong women who are honest about who they are and know what they are doing and this can be a great way to maybe find a good match.  

there is a huge difference between "making love" and "fucking" and there is a whole bunch of different kinds of fucking too, everything from "grudge fucking" which borders on hate and can be some of the best sex you will ever experience, to "sport fucking" which I suppose accounts for the highest percentage of P4P, to "making love" which is a completely different animal as well.

..... over 2 years ago. Even her website made me nervous. I went to see her and had a freaking awesome time. Saw her regularly for a couple of years, she showed me how much I love taking a good flogging.... hehehe. It morphed into a real relationship for several months. It ended on a good note.  
 I've never mistaken that excitement for intimidated since then. I don't want to miss out on anything good again.

That might be a male/female difference.   A "revenge" fuck might be more of a male thing than a female thing ... because of the obvious biological implications.

Some people think women are these innocent little flowers, but women "act out" just like us men do.

She had a pretty high profile board presence, definitely opinionated and great reviews.  I scheduled based on the reviews, we exchanged more than a few e-mails, but day off she cancelled and by that I mean I texted her 30 minutes before for directions (I was probably 15 minutes drive from her incall) and she wasn't ready. Claimed I hadn't responded to her TER PM the night before (I had requested only e-mail contact and up until she cancelled that was all we had used). Bottom line a great rep and reviews added up to exactly zero. Water off a ducks back, I had already seen another lady on the same trip who turned out to be a gem (no board presence other than ads).

I honestly don't understand where the "kink" come in with her. She gives CBJs and won't even kiss. Most wives are kinkier than her.

Is really confusing AF really. I actually clicked on her info because I LOVE kinky women.....  I would think the name would attract the guys she isn't into. Her pics are hot but damn shame the name doesn't exactly match the persona ☹ no pussy licking? Bummer.... she could be a ton of fun for a chic like me 😞
XOXO  
TL

After reading a couple of her reviews, I think she is anything but a slut.

Don't be silly. We're all here to meet one another.

But the targets are different.  A guy can revenge fuck a girl he wants revenge on.  Whereas a woman would fuck somebody else to get revenge on the guy she ISN'T fucking.

Don't Worry, Be Happy..😁 🤣  👄👄

it's not just about her holes anymore. Now I start seeing her as being more of an actual person because she has shown me that she's a human being, complete with thoughts and emotions of her own.

"Normal" is a setting on a washing machine.

Of course no hooker is going to "revenge fuck" you, you aren't involved with her. OTOH, she might very well have grudge sex with her BF.

Just for the Bond type name like Xenia Sergeyevna Onatopp.

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We all know how awesome you are about keeping your beautiful titties free and happy!

I don't fuck Democrats, just cant stand the smell they put off really. That and they seem a bit whiny to me.

I read that we all will be fucking robots soon.  Should take care of that human element.  I see with you’re beliefs that you are well on your way to see a hooker as anything but human.

You're getting fucked plenty by the GOP , so why would you.

swoon

Can you give more info on what you mean by your "performance"?  I have had a few sexual experiences that I would say were sub par, but mostly because the guys were really inexperienced. I have sessions with guys that can get hard for part of the time, some that never get hard, some that do have really small dicks, some that the sex is about 30 seconds and we spend the rest of the time chatting or snuggling. So what? Sometimes I have an orgasm, sometimes I do not.  You are paying me for my time.  1. I want to spend my time with a guy who is not a jerk. 2. I want to spend my time with someone who is not super cheap. 3. I want to have a fun, interesting, and sexually fulfilling date.  I demand 1 and 2, but if we also check off 3 that is icing on the cake!!!  

P4P with real life love.   The fact that you first see her as just "holes" means you're not likely to make the transition to anything real anyway.  The situations I have been in where a hooker became a real life GF, we clicked right from the get-go in a way that I usually don't with a provider, even a regular.  For me, they were a real human being from the moment I first saw them, not someone that evolved from being just "holes' which is what you keep digging yourself into.

☝️ Exactly what she said.