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I do something for a lady and this is what I get??
HalfHour 1478 reads
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Listen up Mephistopheles_Speaks, MP67 is not the only one with personal musings you know...

I've got a very special FFSG session coming up, and I decide to do some manscaping for the Lady's benefit. Not because I'm too concerned that she get a pube stuck in her throat. Mostly because the session will be very aggressive--by her request--and I want to be sure that her tears and drool are the work of my little friend and not her 'allergic reaction' to his lawn, so to speak.  

Anyway's... So I got distracted while manscaping and I nicked a ball. Ouch! Not badly, mind you. Just a few drops of blood. The alcohol I applied to it stung way more than the tiny nick-age.

But,  now I'm thinking...

Does this little accident mean I can't have the session as planned. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

How long am I going to have to wait?!? FUCK!

I'm willing to skip the teabagging I planned while she is fourpointed to the bed. GGRRR! DAMN IT!

I'll settle for the main event. with her head leaned back over the bed's edge, as I thrust away while appling a nice zipper across her breasts, including her nipples.

GODDAMN! SHIT! FIRE! HELL!

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT until there is not a trace of my slip-up left in sight? AM I???

AHHHHHHHHH!

:(

HALFHOUR


-- Modified on 10/10/2010 8:33:12 PM

Blagoo 259 reads
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Fair_Use 29 Reviews 267 reads
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Just because you cannot see a small tear or puncture of the skin, does not mean its not there.  Plus, there are probably numerous times of the day when we all have compromised our skin somehow and don't know it.  That area of the body probably experiences a lot of stress, particularly around the seams.  That doesn't mean cooties will respect our wishes, if they get a chance to jump ship for another host.  Enjoy the session and think of yourself as very naughty in doing so.

Mr.Doofus 225 reads
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If you aren't already, strongly consider the immunization series against Hepatitis B.  (Even Hep A, but that's more by fecal/oral transmission).  Unfortunately, there's nothing available for Hep C and HIV, which is a concern with broken skin.  Herpes also will enter broken skin easier than intact.  At least with that, you can predose with an anti-viral such as Valtrex as a prophylaxis.  Actually, you could predose with a Combivir, also, which theoretically would protect your against HIV.   FWIW.

HalfHour 187 reads
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"If you are worried about swapping body fluids, this might be the wrong hobby for you."

So this is the RIGHT HOBBY for those not worried about swapping bodily fluids??

Boo-YAH! ev'rbody let's bareback! Ignore those open sores! Forget about scabs! Rashes! bleeding gums! Oh Boy! If it don't stink go for the pink!

My concern is, my dimwitted admirer, for the lady's comfort and safety.

Frankly, I feel she does not have anything I can catch, and I KNOW I have nothing special for her. However, we both use certain recommended cautions as responsible playmates.

No hard feelins for the rant, I hope. I just felt naughty for a moment!

:)
HalfHour

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