For the most part I plan ahead and eat very bland foods.  Try to schedule trysts before meals and drink plenty of H2O.  Also a restroom trip an hour or so before the rendezvous has always eliminated flatulence most of the time.

Although is hasn't happened in session, yet... , I've envisioned it... A bridge to cros when it happens. Time & circumstance will bear, but I'm hoping it'll be shrugged off, as it should naturally be, ... time will tell

But then, it's a test of when you really feel comfortable around a person, n'est-ce pas

I never had this happen to me or any providers that I was with, but  
one time I was with a provider and she had a really long pussy fart  
and she got really embarrassed , but I told her no worries its not a real fart  
just a pussy fart

You were kidding about farting...weren't you?

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

Many years ago, before I became a hooker, I was going to town sucking a guy's dick when he pulled me up very hastily.    
   
 I looked at him like, "WTF?!" and he told me, "I just farted."  I guess he was at least trying to be a gentleman?  LOL  
   
   
   
 And, yes, I have let one slip a time or two...I am human, and I fart sometimes, even when I try not to.    
   
 

...41-45 times per session, but you can't believe these inflated reviews, can you?

.... she farted.  We laughed and joked that I fucked the shit out of her!  

Explains the fart. No shit to act as a block to prevent escape.

The "fart" is not peeling the paint off the walls then we are good.

...living in a retirement home!

by eating foods that will not cause as much gas as mentioned in a previous response.  During a FS session never had any issues.  During massage sessions I have had to hold it but only occasionally.

getting older is to never trust a fart!

That is, if I could only think of one.

My SO taught me that bathroom humor isn't really that funny. It belongs to teenagers. In 12 years with my SO, I've never once passed gas in front of her. She's a very classy woman! I believe she's taught me well! And it's really not that funny anymore. Unless ur a juvenile  

You really need to try a nice Korean BBQ or maybe Indian or spicy Mexican food before your next date.

Same thing many, many years ago.  We had been humping pretty hard.  After I shot my load, I pulled out and whoa!  Her lips flapped a bit too.  Happened once and only once.

-- Modified on 5/11/2016 6:08:39 PM

A woman I know told me she blew her boyfriend while he was taking a dump.  Now THAT is true love.

It's true something ...

As for flatulence, never that I can recall.  As for me, if this comes up when in the presence of others, I was taught in childhood to politely excuse myself to the nearest bathroom before cutting one loose.  This rule absolutely applies during intimate time with women.  End.

There is nothing worse than being crop dusted by some bastard in an elevator or a plane who rips a SBD (Silent, But Deadly)
Girls seem to be the worse offenders for some reason.