the last paragraph when you revealed YOU PAID HER $220. At that point all I could do is shake my head.

I think you are a touble soul, my friend.


HH

You can call me sick or even low-life. But, around my area, there r numerous fake escorts posting on specific websites for hookers only such as BP. I've seen some on Eros & even CityVibe. If they were really only for escorts, then they wouldn't use these websites. I mean, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know this after viewing these sites. So, their motives is to deceive clients, am I correct? This one particular new provider bothered me. I read new reviews everyday, at least try to skim them. In one month, this new girl scammed 12 dudes out of $220 from CityVibe. Most I've seen in 1 month. This bothered.

I sat home thinking for a sec. Sure enough, I called her to schedule an appointment. A agency staff said *^&$(&%# will call me back within 5 minutes. The girl called me back within 5 minutes sure enough. Sounded real nice on the phone. I told her I couldn't do outcall, but incall if it was possible. She said, she doesn't do incall, but for me will. Showed up at her trashy incall. Definitely not the girl in the pic as other mentioned. I kept it to myself. Immediately I knew she was dress in indoor cloths & not prepared to go out for actual escorts. She asked me for my photo ID. I was prepared & showed this skank my fake ID. She called in to her agency giving her my info (I laughed in my mind). She wouldn't hang up the phone & was holding it next to her ear the whole time as it was suppose to deter me from asking inappropriate questions. She said, can you sign this contract for me, sure enough I did.

Then this skank said, so, "what u like to do?" I told her, didn't your staff told u I wanted to go out for dinner? She looked surprised and somewhat shocked by my response, like somehow I was suppose to say, let's see where it goes from here and move to the bedroom. I told her, why was she not dressed? I was professionally dress, and this skank had on indoor shorts and a white T-shirt on. I told her, dress up, cause I'm taking u out to a very expensive steakhouse. She looked very eager to go and prepared herself, took some time, but sure enough we headed out.

While in the car, I told her, if she was good to me around my friends, I will tip her generously. She smiled and agreed. I told her I needed to take a pitstop at McDonald's for a cup of coffee and possible a snack. I went in, and ask her to join me since I do not want her waiting in the car by herself. She agreed. I ordered a quick meal and we sat at the table to talk a bit. 5 minutes into it, I told her I needed to run back to my car and get something. Told her I will be right back. I droved the fucked outta there and ditch that bitch. 10 minutes later I got a call from her asking where I was. I told her I was driving home and informed her everything I knew about her reviews. I ignored all of her continuous phone calls and all of her text messages, I had to put her on my blacklist for my phone to ignore all of her calls and messages.

That bitch deserved it! I don't know how she got back. Later on the day, I sent her several text confronting her of my intentions and why I did it. As I was driving back, I was laughing all the way home. It was exhilarating. This is a great way to relieve all of your stress.

I need future advice on other scenarios I can do for skanks like this. I will not do outcall, and I use fake ID's for skanks like this. I also saved her phone number just in case I need to do this in the future. Where else can I take future skanks like to this, or what else can I do? This bitch deserved it! I wouldn't recommend doing this all the time, it is $220 down the drain. But, this $220 has been very satisfying. It has it's benefits too, a great way to relieve all of your stress, the thrill out of it is incredible, and you'll be laughing all the way home and through midnight, and you'll have a great story to tell!

And when I get in trouble and why, that's frowned upon...

You spent money on gas, McDonald's and time and I'm sure she keeps getting calls making more money than you on average per day .
Really you could of been with a real escort and having fun instead of acting like a child IMHO.

skank deserved it.  although kind of sucks you had to burn some money in order to fuck her in that way.  you have my support and 2 thumbs up.  ahahhahhaahahahahahahahaahahaa  lmfao.......................

is quite clever... if you're a 10 year old hahha

but the other part of me wants to say YEA! the b!tch deserved it!

you could've at least gotten me a happy meal.

Seriously, you have waaaay to much fuckin time on your hands. Not that having a lot of time is a bad thing though. If you got money to blow and a whole lot of time to kill, then good for you.

And I have a strong feeling that I know who this is... lol
I guess I'm just very lucky when it comes to hunches.

The only way this would be remotely amusing is if he had somehow gotten his money back or not paid! IF she had $220 then a $30 - $40 cab ride likely got her home safley and only a minor inconveniance.

The only way I would be satisfied in getting over on a scam artist like this is if they were somehow bilked out of the money they stole. At that point it would be worth the money I spent.

This just seems stupid and ignorant childsplay! Why commit several hours and over two hundred dollars just to create a minor inconnveniance for a theif? I suppose the fact it aggravated her is somewhat gratifying but in all honesty this just seems pointless to me...

Fog

Clearly, we're not the only drunks on this site.

I think he is equal parts pussy and idiot. Actually, more parts idiot than pussy.

Yeah, he really taught her a lesson. Maybe next time he can give her a tip as well, yeah that would really teach her. The guilt would probably keep her up all night. lmao

Nah, how many people are really this fucking stupid? There are only a few dumb enough to think that they were the one that came out on top.

I mean how incredibly stupid do you have to be to think that giving a girl $220 for twenty minutes of her time is actually fucking her over? Not to mention instead of her taking her clothes off, the moron got her to put more clothes on. Even my retarded brother is smarter than that. lmao

is that she might ask him if he would like to do this on a regular basis. I mean who wouldn't want to make a couple of hundred bucks for doing absolutely nothing on a regular basis?

Who knows, if he doesn't dump that burner phone, he might be deluged with offers by women asking him to "fuck them over" as well. rofl

Just when you think it can't get any dumber around here, along comes another "clown" that tops the last one.

Of course he could always trade your $200 in clown money to the OP for $400 in real money, he might even try to "fuck over" my retarded brother by giving him $600 instead. Yep, another lesson taught. lmao

he pays her $220 and thinks he screwed her over... ummm, wtf!?!?  whats the logic behind that?

maybe we'll have to consult with the  "self appointed shrink" and get some of his genius insightful advice on this matter. I'm sure he has a whole twenty page dissertation to write about it. lol

personally, I think the guy who started this thread has been hobbying waaay too much, lol. It is apparent from his hallucinations and delusions.

she has his cell # and he has no idea how she might be able to use that to track him.  Hope it was a burn phone and he's tossed it.  Then again, it's likely this is a troll thread.

You have been trolled.

Someone wants to take me to McDucks and abandon me with 220 dollars profit...Works for me.  I could get a McRib while I waited for the taxi.

You paid her $220.00, and then left her a few miles up the road at a McDonald. She work gave her the money up front, took her to get something to eat, while paying for it, when she clealr didn't want to go out to start with.

All she did was call her agency, or a cab and got taken back to her room. So which mean she made 220.00, and got a free meal out the whole thing for doing nothing.

Secondly if it's a place where hobbying goes on a lot, do you think it was really smart to let her know what type of car you own.

...he can pick her up in his UFO and shoot her with his ray-gun too. Do any of you tards actually believe this story? Once again, you have been trolled.

He told me the OP's prank was really cool and he went out to try it himself.  lol!   I even loaned him $200 so he could do it.  Of course, it was clown money so I don't think he'll do too well.

He thought he was #WINNING :P

Probably just a steaming pile of BS, but in case it's on the level, the OP probably got off on pulling this shit, and her texts and VM's were porn when this ass-wipe rubbed out a few after he ditched her.  The fact that he payed $220 in order to go home and jerk off further indicates that this dude is a TFL...Total Fucking Loser!

Congrats! You are now as sleazy and low as this provider. Do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than make up crazy schemes?

And I would say you taught her nothing. She got a free meal and $220. She wins...you lose

way to much time amd money to waste. maybe you should just have got in the door and told her like a man that you know she is a scam and walked out with your 220.