Ladies and gentlemen, what do you feel are some horrid questions to ask a well reviewed lady? Whether off putting, insulting, or just dumb... ? lol. IFIM (Insert foot in mouth) syndrome.

Am I your first client..
Do you have anyone scheduled after me..

So let me get this straight...he first asks you to give a discount and then get a NICE hotel? Then, when you say you are outcall only and he must provide the place, he suggests his fkin car? Wow...he is a keeper, girl. Where do these dipshits come from?  

1) I heard you are a BBFS girl off the record. Can you confirm?

Probably not a smart thing to ask a girl if she'd come to an appt with a creampie already in her... and how does one do that if they are not BBFS??? Not really sure why you'd want someone else's junk dripping out of her. Hm.

Maybe they want a French Silk Cream pie? And if so, why would I share that? lol.

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my favorites are
1].why dont you like it in the ass?
2]are you gaining weight?  and my all time favorite
3] can i send you a check?

The rate for my shortest/cheapest appointment is $450. A guy messaged me recently with this mind-blower:

A well-reviewed woman I saw a little while back told me she STILL gets asked for more pictures of herself doing various things. If she's well-reviewed, it seems obvious that she's been established to be beautiful. Maybe I'm just crazy here? If I were a provider, it'd seem obvious to me that some guy was just trying to get his rocks off to my hot body?

..have anything for less?
..validate parking?
..price match?

I think some guys do "get-off" it's like free soft-core porn for them. Most ladies state on their website that these are all the pics they have - do not ask for any more. So I guess it is fairly common. Better to cough up the $ and see/touch the real thing rather than touching yourself.

Like if you book 10 dates you get one free. Like a Pizza delivery place!

I'm not married I just don't like dating . Can I get a discount ! Lol I'm so good you will want to pay me!""" If you get time and you want to see me after your done working call

especially "I'm so good you will want to pay me" (BTW- I tried that a few times - it never worked! LOL!)

I have seen postings by (younger) providers (not just on TER either) that got upset at being asked to verify if "of age".

For a good time, call me now!!!! 867-5309!!!

(I'm email only)

I had a dinner date with a provider in her 40's; she looked so young/hot the waiter asked her for "proof"
So it is always a compliment - so enjoy it!!!

"Jenny, can you send me your area code?"

Tell him to contact your pimp London, and we can work something out.  

Re: For a good time, call me now!!!! 867-5309!!!

The funniest part is these are usually NOT young guys, but men in their damn 50s! Where is our educational system going? I mean seriously! What grown man writes "Hy, so ur ad and wud luv to c u." I just respond with some snarky comment because I can't help myself.

this has nothing to do with the thread, but looking young. I was 22 legal age was 18 to buy beer.My Dad sent me in store to grab him a beer, Man wanted to ID me pissed me off. Of course Dad an man had big laugh. Now 40 years later I would love to be ID LOL.

I would be in dumb fk can't spell folder.

R u avail? Gr33k? i wud luv 2 cum c u.  

Yep! It amazes me how so many "educated" people, are still dumb as fk!  

Instead of making fun of this thrifty gentleman, set up a drive-through window.
Have him put the $200 an envelope and drop it off at the window. You can wave to him as he drives away. Maybe for a $50 tip you could let him drive reallllllly slow.

Not gonna lie, there have been several times when I've thought to myself "I should just forward this to LR and let her deal with it."

Welp, looks like I've found my new business model!

Price match....OMG, too funny, lmao  

...get your drink ready and go here.,.
http://www.thetimewaster.com

I put it up about 5 years ago. Surprised it took this long to hit TER's GD.

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