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Like if you book 10 dates you get one free. Like a Pizza delivery place!

Ladies and gentlemen, what do you feel are some horrid questions to ask a well reviewed lady? Whether off putting, insulting, or just dumb... ? lol. IFIM (Insert foot in mouth) syndrome.

I am sitting here wondering why a guy would go to the trouble of reading reviews and picking out his "perfect" girl, to only then proceed to ask for such things as car dates and a huge discount. If a girl's rates are already low, why then proceed to ask if she'd pay for the room out of her rates when her ad says outcall only. Oh and if I could be so nice, he'd like a nice hotel. oh ok, I will get right on that lol. I guess I should be nice because he promises to see me a lot! So he went from a car date with a 1/2 off discount to I should get a 140$ room out of my pocket. Comes across, to say the least, as wanting a great experience at corner girl's prices. Otherwise known as being a cheap a$$.  

I get the whole fantasy thing of being in a car, don't get me wrong, but really...  

So let's hear what everyone else feels are bad questions, whether you have asked it, been asked it, or know it is a horrid question to ask about

Am I your first client..
Do you have anyone scheduled after me..

But this was 10+ yrs. ago and I was only 22. I was immature as shit.. If there is something I would change about my "mongering" is I would wait until early 30s (if I were to do it all over again...)

So let me get this straight...he first asks you to give a discount and then get a NICE hotel? Then, when you say you are outcall only and he must provide the place, he suggests his fkin car? Wow...he is a keeper, girl. Where do these dipshits come from?  

BRB...I actually have to work today bwahahahaha.

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1) I heard you are a BBFS girl off the record. Can you confirm?

2) Can you give me specific reasons, in long form, why you wont see black men?

3) Would it be ok if I brought my buddy?

4) Can you PROVE you are low volume?

5) Can I pay you in installments?

6) Will you take a check?

7) If I just stuck "it" in halfway, could I get half off? (LR gets this alot)

8) When can I meet your parents

Probably not a smart thing to ask a girl if she'd come to an appt with a creampie already in her... and how does one do that if they are not BBFS??? Not really sure why you'd want someone else's junk dripping out of her. Hm.

Maybe they want a French Silk Cream pie? And if so, why would I share that? lol.

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my favorites are
1].why dont you like it in the ass?
2]are you gaining weight?  and my all time favorite
3] can i send you a check?

Posted By: SexyflirtAmber
Ladies and gentlemen, what do you feel are some horrid questions to ask a well reviewed lady? Whether off putting, insulting, or just dumb... ? lol. IFIM (Insert foot in mouth) syndrome.  
   
 I am sitting here wondering why a guy would go to the trouble of reading reviews and picking out his "perfect" girl, to only then proceed to ask for such things as car dates and a huge discount. If a girl's rates are already low, why then proceed to ask if she'd pay for the room out of her rates when her ad says outcall only. Oh and if I could be so nice, he'd like a nice hotel. oh ok, I will get right on that lol. I guess I should be nice because he promises to see me a lot! So he went from a car date with a 1/2 off discount to I should get a 140$ room out of my pocket. Comes across, to say the least, as wanting a great experience at corner girl's prices. Otherwise known as being a cheap a$$.  
   
 I get the whole fantasy thing of being in a car, don't get me wrong, but really...  
   
 So let's hear what everyone else feels are bad questions, whether you have asked it, been asked it, or know it is a horrid question to ask about.  
   
 

The rate for my shortest/cheapest appointment is $450. A guy messaged me recently with this mind-blower:

"Tobi...will you let me know when you're running a special where you cost $200 or less??"

Tell him to contact your pimp London, and we can work something out. :)  

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
The rate for my shortest/cheapest appointment is $450. A guy messaged me recently with this mind-blower:  
   
 "Tobi...will you let me know when you're running a special where you cost $200 or less??"

Not gonna lie, there have been several times when I've thought to myself "I should just forward this to LR and let her deal with it." ;)

Instead of making fun of this thrifty gentleman, set up a drive-through window.
Have him put the $200 an envelope and drop it off at the window. You can wave to him as he drives away. Maybe for a $50 tip you could let him drive reallllllly slow.

Now for all those guys who periodically want to know how many guys you see on an average day, you could say "several hundred". "Over a Million Served" on your website.

The possibilities here are endless. I want royalties if you decide to implement it.

You want fries with that?

 

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
The rate for my shortest/cheapest appointment is $450. A guy messaged me recently with this mind-blower:  
   
 "Tobi...will you let me know when you're running a special where you cost $200 or less??"

Welp, looks like I've found my new business model!

A well-reviewed woman I saw a little while back told me she STILL gets asked for more pictures of herself doing various things. If she's well-reviewed, it seems obvious that she's been established to be beautiful. Maybe I'm just crazy here? If I were a provider, it'd seem obvious to me that some guy was just trying to get his rocks off to my hot body?

I think some guys do "get-off" it's like free soft-core porn for them. Most ladies state on their website that these are all the pics they have - do not ask for any more. So I guess it is fairly common. Better to cough up the $ and see/touch the real thing rather than touching yourself.

Posted By: HappyQuagmire
A well-reviewed woman I saw a little while back told me she STILL gets asked for more pictures of herself doing various things. If she's well-reviewed, it seems obvious that she's been established to be beautiful. Maybe I'm just crazy here? If I were a provider, it'd seem obvious to me that some guy was just trying to get his rocks off to my hot body?

..have anything for less?
..validate parking?
..price match?

Like if you book 10 dates you get one free. Like a Pizza delivery place!

Price match....OMG, too funny, lmao:)  

Posted By: EasyTimes
..have anything for less?  
 ..validate parking?  
 ..price match?

I'm not married I just don't like dating . Can I get a discount ! Lol I'm so good you will want to pay me!""" If you get time and you want to see me after your done working call

especially "I'm so good you will want to pay me" (BTW- I tried that a few times - it never worked! LOL!)

Posted By: jenniferxj6
I'm not married I just don't like dating . Can I get a discount ! Lol I'm so good you will want to pay me!""" If you get time and you want to see me after your done working call

I have seen postings by (younger) providers (not just on TER either) that got upset at being asked to verify if "of age".

When I was younger (was still looking like a 16-17 year old at 23), I had been asked that a few times and I didn't really mind showing my DL (with certain areas covered, ie everything but picture and year of birth). Rather a guy ask rather than screw a girl thinking she isn't legal. I still look much younger, but now I at least look 21 lol.  

IMHO I never understood why a few girls get upset by this, it's a damn compliment lol. Everyone needs to be safe

I had a dinner date with a provider in her 40's; she looked so young/hot the waiter asked her for "proof"
So it is always a compliment - so enjoy it!!!

this has nothing to do with the thread, but looking young. I was 22 legal age was 18 to buy beer.My Dad sent me in store to grab him a beer, Man wanted to ID me pissed me off. Of course Dad an man had big laugh. Now 40 years later I would love to be ID LOL.

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(I'm email only)

A few others:  

I want to tickle you for 2 hours straight. Do I get a discount for being young and cute?

I want an overnight. I like to PARTY. Are you in, and can you 'hook us up'? (Unspoken question: How do you feel about 12 straight hours of coke dick?)

Can you meet me when my plane lands, by the airport? (that's all he wrote)

I can't look on your site/screening page. Your website/screening form/email won't work, and/or I can't see it/email/submit because I'm driving/wanking/drunk/stupid.  

Anything starting with "I hope you're not offended but" or "Would you ever be interested in", or "Have you ever thought about" or "Would you ever be willing to"

Whassssupppp!!!! I run an upscale referral service for KWA-zillionaires. No, I don't have a website. My clients are too rich for DAT SHIT. Deposit? Whaat? No, I can set you up with Bill Gates and he pays $15,000/hr. All you have to do is meet him at {insert name of ghetto ass hood place here}.  

Do you ever tour East Bumblefuck, Wyoming? If you ever do, I'd love to see you.

Are you over 7 feet tall and do you have feet bigger than size 11????  

Can you touch the tip of your nose w/your tongue? If not, don't bother replying

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"Jenny, can you send me your area code?"
:D

The funniest part is these are usually NOT young guys, but men in their damn 50s! Where is our educational system going? I mean seriously! What grown man writes "Hy, so ur ad and wud luv to c u." I just respond with some snarky comment because I can't help myself.

I have 3 folders in my accounts: "Fkin Idiots", "Awaiting References" which are moved to the "Fkin Idiots" file if they never respond back, and "Good to Go!" At one time, all of you have been in one of those folders if you emailed me lol.

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R u avail? Gr33k? i wud luv 2 cum c u.  

I always image them as oniony-smelling wankers w/fat dirty fingers and hair sprouting out of their nostrils (and tightie whities). But then I google them and they are, like, doctors and investors, lol. Airport guy was like that. He actually ended up having refs and was very googleable (by his profession, he had some serious post-grad education). But I mean... 'By the airport when my plane lands'...I just COULDN'T.

Yep! It amazes me how so many "educated" people, are still dumb as fk!  

Oh, and y'all are not right for that shit! None of you are in my "Idiot" folder! Well, I do erase them every month lol.

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