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AssLickingExpert 135 reads
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"got a good ass rimming and only discovered her "man's ass" issues later."

When a provider gives me good AR I usually return the favor, assuming if she does that, she must be clean.
After reading your post,from now on I am using the finger rub test with covert sniff, before diving in.

gman601444 reads

Definition "Man's ass": A disorder typical found in males who have NOT been properly potty trained or men who could care less about proper cleanup after taking a dump. This disorder is however very rarely seen in women, unless they don't care.

I saw a lady recently who had a serious "mans ass" problem. Session was going great up until the point she asked to switch to doggie and the stench hit me. Looks like she had taken a dump just before I arrived and it showed. Of course I lost all interest at continuing at this point. She tried everything but failed to reawaken me.

So, should I have said something to her or perhaps asked her to clean up. By the way I'm a clean freak and very particular about showing up squeaky clean to a session.

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DixieJay147 reads

LMAO sorry too hilarious!

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MP67249 reads

Such a pleasant thing to wake up to on a beautiful Sunday morning.

Even *I* , in my glorious drunken stupor, exhibiting the shakes until I get my first drink down, would never comment on the fact that some lady I saw had SHIT all around her asshole.

I might be crude, but you're just fucked up.

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gman60244 reads

This was my first visit to see her and she told me she has regulars and it's obvious no one has brought this issue to her attention.

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guy69696969232 reads

Why would you go back? That's just plain nasty. It's beyond me how anyone could not know they stank. I find it even more odd that someone would consider a repeat after such an encounter.

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gman60196 reads

......because it doesn't appear that her regulars are going to tell her anything.

BTW, lot's of providers complain about this issue w/respect to their clients. Clients leaving skid marks on sheets. Toilet paper still stuck to their asses etc.

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gman60161 reads

I will do this ASAP!!!!!!

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MP67168 reads

If I was you, I'd suggest taking a shower with her cuz it's part of 'your' ritual when you see a lady you pay to see.

Call me stupid, but I'm kinda used to working my way around shit.

No pun intended! ;)

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother85 reads

Your wish is my command.

Anything else you'd like me to call you? rofl

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providers-x184 reads

My x put baby wipes in every bathroom in the house.  At first I thought it a bit odd, but soon realized it made oral sex more spontaneous by both of us.

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DGL17185 reads

YUCK!!!!!!! I'd say something for sure!!! That's just plain gross!!!!!! How the heck can she even tolerate it as it swims around in her butt cheeks potentially creating a nasty rash as well.. What the heck is wrong with people??

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Guz133 reads

Damn...thats gross, man.

How the hell you didn't get up right away and be like "girl, you need to go to the bathroom and wash your ass! NOW!"

And you're a clean freak. FUCK. Man, I would have told her off and then left.

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LuckyIrishPrick161 reads

When she asks why you did it, tell her you thought she had a dookie fetish.

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gman60157 reads

I got a good ass rimming and only discovered her "man's ass" issues later.

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AssLickingExpert136 reads

"got a good ass rimming and only discovered her "man's ass" issues later."

When a provider gives me good AR I usually return the favor, assuming if she does that, she must be clean.
After reading your post,from now on I am using the finger rub test with covert sniff, before diving in.

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gman60131 reads

She started licking me with her tongue and as she got down to my buttocks she stuck her tongue in my ass hole. I must say it felt really good, but I don't think I can rim another persons ass.

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nickelmoon87 reads

Was it a case of You Get What You Pay For?  Or maybe she thought she was giving you a little something extra.  You know like when your mom made a chocolate cake, and you got to lick the frosting off the spoon.

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DixieJay119 reads

Ewwww! A awful smelling lady is the worst. There are too many products for ladies to use to stay fresh.  And again I will ad ewww:/

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manypoppins136 reads

Everything was going fine until we switched to 69. There was no visible evidence, but.. huge turnoff.

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DanaPBaby168 reads

Would have told them, "You know you still have shit on your ass?" LMAO!

But all jokes aside, that is really nasty and unacceptable. NO PERSON should have a hygiene problem like that.

Having a stinky booty is not cool! I probably would have demanded a refund LOL

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AssLickingExpert102 reads

First time I visit,I prefer to shower with her before the session, soap and scrub  the backside crevices.
The second visit she knows what is on the menu, and proper prep is insured

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Ashlyn98 reads

to her. That is just plain nasty! I know if I had a client that smelled/looked like that I would definitely say something. If you don't clean yourself up afterward, you are just asking someone to say something in my opinion. Gross!

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