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What's wrong with Lumber Yards, I own a couple of them

I notice you don't spend much time there.

I'm not sure where they are, really

Yep, a man's gotta make a living somehow

Dyin ain't much of a livin boy!

A very attractive woman is sitting at a bar, with an open seat next to her, a man approaches and asks if he can sit next to her, she says "sure" he sits down looks at her and says:

"Some people fake their deaths, I'm faking my life"

She smiles and says:

"Well, you're doing a fine job at it"

There's a pause, and she says:

"I'd like to show you something" and she pulls the hem of her skirt up to show the top of her stockings (I got an immediate erection from that), and then she looks at him and says:

"I'd really like to suck your cock" boing, boing, boing  

He says:

"Hallelujah"

I would love to play this scene out with a provider some day. Gets me horny, just thinking about it.

From the great movie Heat.

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