F me....I probably should have paid those bills.

You could have spent everything as if there were to be no tomorrow.

The world will end in few hours.  

I took the spread...

And won  

Sure hope that I read all the disclaimers correctly  LOL

Not the end of the world of course. Maybe a big solar flare that screws up cell service for an hour or two.
Something.
There is some kind of cool planetary alignment going on.
I made a bet with a friend.
If nothing happens today his 2 year old can kick me in the nuts.
I am in trouble. My friends are twisted, and he is probably going to get this kid to do it.
His wife is going to be really mad, but he will do it anyway.
Thats going to be the worst part.
Im getting kicked in the nuts, and I will have to play it off, so his wife wont find out her husband is telling their child to kick people int the nuts. If she catches it going down, or me going down rather.
I will be called the dick.
Yea. It's like that during the holidays in my circle.

Re: You mean like Saturn colliding with Uranus -e-

Holy crap!  I wondered what collided with my anus!

I have been looking into that shit..  DAMN!
Okay I have some hard limits. No poop! Pee all you want. Just not on me... Floor, window, whatever.
Tie me up, but don't hang me from the ceiling and walk away. Thats just boring.
Not sure about dressing like a girl.
Depends on how cool her clothes are.
I want some Jimmy Choo and shit!
And that better be a tiny dick connected to that fukbelt!

Will get you some special attention that you really don't want.

Nope...SS isn't a ProDomme.  

Maybe I can get Lina to help you out  

Re: I ain't saying nothing... It's all cool [e]

Yes. I am the guy who is going to get kicked in the nuts for xmas.
Blue lightning did shoot , or arch out my nipple ring.
And I did accidentally request a vibrator up my butt.
All true.


-- Modified on 12/21/2012 5:36:06 PM

Okay I get it.
So basically I am gonna get fucked with a huge dildo while hanging from the ceiling.
Oh and pissed on...
Sounds like fun!

Topping from the bottom refers to a bottom (subbie) who is really running the show in the session.  Now there are a couple of caveats to this. First, if you are in a 24/7 lifestyle relationship and you try  topping from the bottom you are liable to pay dearly for it with hot red stripes on your ass (and elsewhere) but when playing with a ProDomme, especially for a newbie, she will want to know what your limits are and which ones you want to push the envelope on.  Just like in the hobby, if you are paying a ProDomme it is your session, you set the limits.  Now, the good ones push those limits without scaring you off.  For some of us old timers, if we trust the gal and have played with her before, then we can give up our power (power exchange) and she is in total charge.  Now if you are bound during this, she really is IN CHARGE.  I don't even play with a safe word if I trust someone and yes at times it was like ohhh shit baby.  I don't like topping from the bottom because for me being powerless and bound at the hands of a strong woman is incredibly erotic.  But that is not the place for a newbie to start, IMHO.  After I posted the other day and Lina commented I thought, well you have already seen her a few times, why wouldn't she be just the gal to introduce you to the world of  BDSM fun.  Oh and knife play,well, well, well, I guess I had better watch for when she comes to Minnie next time...  

But that Hound-dog is learning...and that is a good thing.

I sent the "lina signal" out as well.  Rumor has it that she'll even don that spandex outfit as Catwoman.

You're in for the time of your life HoC...Trust me on that one  

Posted By: mnjohnny247

Topping from the bottom refers to a bottom (subbie) who is really running the show in the session.  Now there are a couple of caveats to this. First, if you are in a 24/7 lifestyle relationship and you try  topping from the bottom you are liable to pay dearly for it with hot red stripes on your ass (and elsewhere) but when playing with a ProDomme, especially for a newbie, she will want to know what your limits are and which ones you want to push the envelope on.  Just like in the hobby, if you are paying a ProDomme it is your session, you set the limits.  Now, the good ones push those limits without scaring you off.  For some of us old timers, if we trust the gal and have played with her before, then we can give up our power (power exchange) and she is in total charge.  Now if you are bound during this, she really is IN CHARGE.  I don't even play with a safe word if I trust someone and yes at times it was like ohhh shit baby.  I don't like topping from the bottom because for me being powerless and bound at the hands of a strong woman is incredibly erotic.  But that is not the place for a newbie to start, IMHO.  After I posted the other day and Lina commented I thought, well you have already seen her a few times, why wouldn't she be just the gal to introduce you to the world of  BDSM fun.  Oh and knife play,well, well, well, I guess I had better watch for when she comes to Minnie next time...  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

Okay I get it.
So basically I am gonna get fucked with a huge dildo while hanging from the ceiling.
Oh and pissed on...
Sounds like fun!

-- Modified on 12/21/2012 6:53:25 PM

Must be those kegels  

kegels rule

Especially when its kegels stand off lol

I guess "switch" is a term best described.  In personal life I am more of "top from the bottom" and as Ms Lina I tend to be more of VI MUZT KILL ALL MOOZE AND SKVIRREL MISTRESS LINA )

We had to kill da pussy  

But....some like that  

Switching is a blast....love ya Lina!

Posted By: dddbabe

I guess "switch" is a term best described.  In personal life I am more of "top from the bottom" and as Ms Lina I tend to be more of VI MUZT KILL ALL MOOZE AND SKVIRREL MISTRESS LINA )

There are already predictions of another end of the world. It's going to end sooner or later.