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I agree, except for the J/K part!
HangingwithBears 575 reads
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Arovet 62 Reviews 525 reads
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3 / 26

Jacking regularly helps of course but if it's been quite awhile out of the saddle it takes me a lot longer to get off, the opposite of what I would expect.  Best analogy I can think is getting really over tired, my head hits the pillow and bam! insomnia.  There is a payoff though - I don't often get to round 2 when it happens because it takes so long to finish round 1, but the orgasm is mindblowing and seems to go on for several minutes.  But that doesn't mean I like those long breaks!

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1192967 45 Reviews 642 reads
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4 / 26

Is jacking off really the same as getting some twat? The answer: No

It'll get me through 'til I can get some "Twat"though.

HangingwithBears 707 reads
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5 / 26

They're not the same at all. Sometimes jacking off is even better than getting twat (your new favorite word, lol). Why you ask?

Well, porn is free and

There's no time limit so no need to rush and

We can "play" with as many different women as we want in a given session and

We know exactly where and how to hit that sweet spot which we can't always do with women and

No cover :-)

The downside of course is no touchy/feely/smoochie but what the hell do you want for free? :-)

J/K, a real woman is always preferable and I really really like twats!

 

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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 616 reads
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6 / 26

doesn't mean that you starve yourself to death.. If there is McDonald's in town, I am gettin' me a McChicken Sammich..

inicky46 61 Reviews 637 reads
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7 / 26

You other mongers can't deny.
When a Ho walks in with a hot, sloppy twat
And sticks it in my face
I fucking come
and I need no hand.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 564 reads
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8 / 26

I was reading your post and going, "yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep," then you said "J/K," and I said, "nope!"

Nobody can get me off like I can get me off.  
When I have a woman with me, I like to spend the majority of my time DFKing, DATY, cuddling, massage, and touching. Those are the things I can't get from J/O and porn. :)

belvederebob 695 reads
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9 / 26

If I go more than 2 days without I can't take it!! If I go longer I can blow a hole in a concrete uterus from GREECE !!! Then I obviously feel bad and break out the cutlets and start cooking for my ATF !!!

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 590 reads
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10 / 26

ZACKTLY!

Posted By: perfectstorm
I was reading your post and going, "yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep," then you said "J/K," and I said, "nope!"  
   
 Nobody can get me off like I can get me off.  
 When I have a woman with me, I like to spend the majority of my time DFKing, DATY, cuddling, massage, and touching. Those are the things I can't get from J/O and porn. :)

LunaNYC See my TER Reviews 614 reads
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11 / 26

Lol, I'm honestly the same way. I don't masturbate often - I have a rabbit & a Lelo which gets the job done when I really, really need it, but I really prefer the real thing. My small fingers don't do jack. When you need a dick, you need a real dick with a body attached.

Posted By: JuliasLilSecret
How many of you don't jack off and will only settle for the real thing?  I know there are a few of you, but that you are not the majority.  
   
 For myself, I prefer the real thing and don't masturbate unless I'm climbing the walls, which is about the same time every month.  It's like I go into heat.  LOL  I still prefer the real thing during this time, it's just not available (by choice) on my "off days."

wizzwhig 10 Reviews 638 reads
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14 / 26

........be Julia's First after her vacation!!!

inicky46 61 Reviews 678 reads
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15 / 26

So says The Cunning Linguist and The Urban Dictionarry.
1. Jilling Off
The fermale form of Masturbation
"I cant talk right now, I'm jilling off."    
 Random Word
2. jilling off
Female manual masturbation, fingering the clitoris or vagina.
Males jack off, and females jill off.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 510 reads
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16 / 26

When they call me to do it, its called CURLYING.. :D

inicky46 61 Reviews 576 reads
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18 / 26

I thought that was you on the right

jacked-a-beanstalk 617 reads
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20 / 26
skarphedin 560 reads
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skarphedin 522 reads
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 496 reads
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LoboGris 3 Reviews 473 reads
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25 / 26

ummm... ok.. not -eom-... jerking off isn't as good as the real thing, but it's easier to deal with the personality disorders....

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 750 reads
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