Mongers seem to want the *brutal truth* and pretty much every possible info. But sometimes it's just not tasteful to write about obvious embarrassing things that can happen to just about anyone.  

I have had clients offer to help with a quick ride have me dropped off at the store or ride help from one hotel to another.  
 after they agree politely I will get rides sometimes.
 I hate when they review stuff that happens like that since its not part of the appt. I can see talking about your car ride to dinner if your reviewing a dinner date. if you offer to help a person and act polite and helpfuul in person to my face. Then turn around and bash in review about how i was during car ride or how they dropped me off at a store after. i prefer they give a review of the appt and time paid for on the clock. not real life interactions as a human, ..
 i had one write i called and harrass after, he left out he took money out donation and DID not leave the measly tiny money i asked of him, some was missing, i have reviews since 2011, all good, Havent miscounted yet! until this guy, I have re assurance i didnt miss count as i dont have any history of miscounting. EVER.  
    i had another one offer to assist me to get from one hotel to next on a trip i d planned, my dog got sick very bad, he eats home made organic boiled chicken vegetable, and a dog supplement so i had hard time getting him food iin my travels. i was checking out of a hotel in a clients name on here that been seein me since he reviewed me in 2011. i wouldnt check out then check in to a hotel i was too be in for few days in a wild outfit, especially not in rain with a sick dog. i was stuck damsel in distress. so in my worries i offered the man a free massage for help getting to the next hotel. i didnt thinkl we were even gonna exchange money i just appreciated his help. very disapointed to see a bad review after saying i arrived in sweatpants when i get in his car. here i was having a verbal agreement to do barter for ride, in snow, winter, checkin in to next stops hotel. i did change into heels and fake eyelashes for massage the whole nine yards.  
 so technically if he just reviewed the actual massage the outfit i wore in transit shouldnt be reported in review. after massage he left me 200. he said i feel bad i wanna give u this tip. after i got the review i had alot of cancelations once back home .  
 i was disapointed as i did feel my usual stripper platforms and heavy eye make up and all, i did my usual routine for our massage, that is after i unpacked carried luggage in , walked my dog. I have to kinda try n blend in when checking in and also when walking my dog on hotel grounds. i was hurt and again yes i felt as though it was clearly done just to hurt me, .
 and it did. it hurt business. I also was upset.  
 I think it was such a like informal kinda relaxed i help you you help me, i wasnt really thinking he was expectying a evening gown and stripper shoes whilst checkin out a hotel in mr fishers name in meat packin district! i mean geesh. i also was in horror at my dog pooping what looked to be blood, it was a catastrophy, i knew i cant carry all this to train!. i called every client i had network with before my departure in boston, he was able to come asap! i would never put any one out, and always am generous wwhen a client offer to help me with transportation, my apt is 1700 plus utilities so i just havent gotten to afford a car just yet!.
plus my dog been a lemon, i got him off craigs and he is a puppy mill dog, with a few issues, any money i couldve saved goes toward vet bills, i try everything and just take him this week again 140. i have him on special diet and hope he is ok, he came from a mill it got grade d by the inspectors, they have over 400 dogs on the farm and some werent getting proper vet care and some wer in bad shape at inspection,
 i started to trace back his origin after my most recent bite he gave it was severe. gushing blood, he ripped my hand open.
 i had 3 years to house break, ... three years! i have had pits and yorkies and dogs my whole life, the pits we bought small breeder pick pup out at the home with mum still there, same with yorkie, they were such dolls. now this little stinker, he will be the death of me i tell him, i actually am unsure what his life be like if he got into any other hands, i actually do make enough money to pay for the little dude, so, oh well, fuck a car! there more nice clients than bad, so i just tell them in pm, if i feel things arent fair or they were not following ter guidelines.  
 all you can do is hope people wont believe every review, unfortunetly thier is no place for us to write in our defense how it went under the reviews.  
   I HATE WHEN THEY WRITE STUFF BEFORE OR AFTER PAID SESSION, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, THERES REALITY, AND THERE IS PLAY. WHEN YOU PAY TO PLAY GREAT. WHEN CLOCK IS UP, CLOCK IS UP AND THATS NOT REVIEWING THE SERVICE DELIVERED ANY LONGER NOW THEY ARE JUST RATTLING OF YOUR BUSINESS TO THE WORLD AND BEING RUDE

Re: Your Board name

When I first saw your name with my tired computer strained eyes I read Paloman and thought how descriptive Pal of man. any way smile and have fun Paloma M and I will try to read closer.

I usually ask a lady if she wants a review at all first, letting them know that it will be a very good review and then if there are any things that she would like kept private.  I haven't had a bad session in a long time, due mainly to TER and the community here.  Some ladies don't want reviews because it may make them look high volume.
CIM and swallowing are two thing that providers that do want reviews sometimes want left out, because YMMV.  I never include any embarrassing incidents; those are almost always unique situations that aren't anyone's business.

... I left it out. The funny thing is she had my review pulled claiming it was fake. I believe it was because my description of her MO was too close to home. In the day or so it took her to pull it I received several pms from fellow mongers who also saw her saying I perfectly described what they experienced but were either unable or afraid to say.

Toward the end of a very vigorous session, the adorable girl let out a large queef.  She giggled.  Later she asked that I leave it out of any review I wrote.  I said I understood because she might feel embarrassed.  She replied, "No! But there are lots of guys who love queefs and if they expect me to do it they'll be disappointed if I don't.  I can't do it for everybody."
Live and learn.

If you think someone might be able to tell who she is, don't say it. If you think it's a one off embarrassing moment, don't say anything. If she meant well and something just didn't go right... Don't say anything. We try to live up to the fantasy, but If you spend 10,000 hours around men, you're going to embarrass yourself at some point , lol

Some providers only CIM or swallow if they like the guy at least some.  If the guy is not at all their cup of tea (so to speak), he may not get CIM or swallow.  Like the sign says, you're paying for their time, anything else or not is up to them.

that anything off-the-clock doesn't belong in a review, IMHO. Nor does the fact that there was any OTC in the first place.

but if you spend 10,000 hours around women, you're going to embarrass yourself at some point.