My preference is a short concise review. Tell me if her pics are accurate or not. Are her services as advertised or as reported in previous reviews. Is her attitude good or not. Are there any major negatives I need to consider. Were there any out of the ordinary highlights.
That's pretty much all I need to know.
I find myself scanning thru long reviews, sifting thru them to find out what I need to know.
I know many guys like to write, and some are actually very accomplished wordsmiths, but the details of every move and moan made during an encounter becomes less and less interesting to me.
Am I in the minority?
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I will take it and use it to make my decisions...
Also, what I have found to be extremely useful is PMing some of the guys and use backchannel method to thoroughly vett the girls..
A lot of guys write the reviews to get their VIP and for their own mental masturbation....
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I like longer sessions now than when I first started. So back then, I would've agreed with you. Give me the alphabet soup. Daty? GFE? BBBJ? Leave the prose to Dickens. But now, when I am spending 4, 5, 6 hours or more (overnights), I want to know everything I can. Before, i couldnt give a rats ass about the girls personality. Now, thats huge for in a longer session I need to know if we will be compatable. The longer the review, the more comfortable I feel, especially if it deals with her personality, her intelligence, her convo skills and her overall ease as to how she gets along with different types of people.
I also tend for longer visits as I hobby longer, but only after I have seen the girl once. A long review usually doesn't help me. Chatting via pm is helpful.
I will absolutely pm many of her most recent reviewers, then touch base with her by email to get a feel for her that way too. As for seeing the girl previously, that is a preference but there are some superstars on my bucket list that come in and out of town and I dont always have the ability to have seen them before but all your points are spot on.
...I want reviews that are factual and to the point. I am not into a little porn story starring the reviewer.
As BluePill said, it depends on what a guy is looking for. The personality & mood is very important to me because I usually look for 3-12 hr dates, and that can't come across in a quick list of facts. Other sites do a nice job of putting the facts you are looking for up front, and the more subjective, descriptive parts later.
and use a paragraph break now and then, then I am happy to read the entire review.
Sad to say, some reviews are long, boring, and give little useful information.
The short concise ones are much better than the overly long, as long as it's not like this:
I took off my clothes, we fucked, then I dressed and went home. Will repeat.
However, what I hate are reviews that are one humongous paragraph. I don't even read those.
Swim
I write my reviews with lots of detail.
I don't mind a long review, just not the god awful romnace novel type. And don't forget as mentioned before, use PARAGRAPHS especially if it's long review. Also a little humor can make the reading a little more interesting. One of my fav reviewers is pauliewalnuts from LA.
Posted By: simontheman
My preference is a short concise review. Tell me if her pics are accurate or not. Are her services as advertised or as reported in previous reviews. Is her attitude good or not. Are there any major negatives I need to consider. Were there any out of the ordinary highlights.
That's pretty much all I need to know.
I find myself scanning thru long reviews, sifting thru them to find out what I need to know.
I know many guys like to write, and some are actually very accomplished wordsmiths, but the details of every move and moan made during an encounter becomes less and less interesting to me.
Am I in the minority?
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I write them for the memories and do my best to include the "important details" that most guys need to know.
When I'm reading reviews, I like them to be long too.
It's nice to get the back story and all that.
I admit I write long reviews and do not mind reading other reviews that put in as much detail as possible as long as it is true. I mean it really does not help me for instance to hear a guy say best BBBJ I ever had. Tell me why it was the best BBBJ you ever had, for all I know you never had a decent BBBJ in your life so was it a DT, sloppy, PSE gagging throat fuck or not? Same thing for everything else, I want to know why it was so great so I can make a decision about whether or not I want to throw down my hard earned bank and time on this girl. Another thing is since so many reviewers are so inconsistent on how they score girls I really rely more about what I read in the reviews so thanks to all of you who take the time to let me know what I might expect from a girls session.
Also I do not think you guys are doing these girls any favors by holding back on the details of your session with her because your afraid of possibly offending her or something as your review is a form of advertising and what you say and do not say may just be the difference between having a appointment or not!
Lastly Lovey Dovey reviews make me want to puke! Dam another long winded comment sorry 
Instead frustrated Romance Novel or Porn Video stories.
I've opined on this elsewhere and gotten flamed for it, but a well written review (like a well written Penthouse Forum letter), can REALLY get me going and if the provider is intriguing to me anyway, can really put me in the mood to see her.
Please avoid loquacious descriptions of the moon’s reflection on her couture
Evening dress as you entered the famous Five Star restaurant together. A simple verification that her photos are accurate, that she is timely, prepared, and personable is more appreciated.
Keep delusional, narcissistic self-aggrandizements of your cocksmanship (and stamina) to the minimum.
Give written details that backup the “Performance” score given.
i like to paint a picture with wide and sensual brushstrokes..if you do not like my artwork..there are plenty of other galleries available for your purveyance..
Posted By: simontheman
My preference is a short concise review. Tell me if her pics are accurate or not. Are her services as advertised or as reported in previous reviews. Is her attitude good or not. Are there any major negatives I need to consider. Were there any out of the ordinary highlights.
That's pretty much all I need to know.
I find myself scanning thru long reviews, sifting thru them to find out what I need to know.
I know many guys like to write, and some are actually very accomplished wordsmiths, but the details of every move and moan made during an encounter becomes less and less interesting to me.
Am I in the minority?
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How do you like this artwork?
I thought you got rid of the mullet?
And like others have posted here, I like to read the details, and these are the type of reviews that generally create my interest in specific providers. I have also read reviews that have made created an interest in specific activities that I had not previously thought about participating in. But the pervert side of me must admit that I also like reading a long, detailed review of providers whom I have already seen.
In fact, I wish that TER would crate some forum where we could nominate our favorite review of the week.
I'm one of the worst offenders to those who don't like a long, detail filled review but as others have said, I like to paint a picture not only for others but for myself to remember. I like to write and it's a great outlet for me (although if my mother ever asked me if I was still writing, I don't think I would reference my prose on TER!) I also try to inject as much humor as possible and make the review somewhat entertaining. To those that are tramatized by long reviews, might I suggest the effectiveness of the back button on your brouser. Try it, you might like it!
As for me, nothing is more useless then a one paragraph about the 5 positions you fucked in before you made her cum five times. I want details! The mood. Her attitude. A highlight. A lowlight. etc. etc....
Actually, what is the absolute worst are the hobbyist who write the same damn thing, using the same damn words, every damn time. It's like they cut and paste one review over and over. If every session is exactly the same and the only thing changing is the girl you're banging then WOW, that seems really boring.
I like longer detailed reviews. My reviews tend to be detailed. I like rereading them on occasion to relive the experience a bit.
