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i actually once said...
MasterZen 34 Reviews 1128 reads
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1 / 25
Things you should NEver say before, during or after sex?...

On second thought, let's turn OFF the lights.

Others?????

OnlyLiveTwice 27 Reviews 403 reads
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2 / 25
Don't worry about that spot...

...my doctor says it will be gone in a week or so.

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 392 reads
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3 / 25
"money well-spent"

i hate when $ is brought up before , during or after sex....

 
it ruins the whole gfe/bfe thing

Squeezetheorem 421 reads
posted
4 / 25
The completely unsolicited "Never get implants"

Those of us lean, non-busty girls sometimes get this 'advice' in bed (especially in the sex industry). It smacks of either negging or ironic process theory. Neither one belongs in my bedroom.

luke19342 51 Reviews 239 reads
posted
5 / 25
Wake Up! -e-


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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 369 reads
posted
6 / 25
Is this too heavy for you? It's all I had............


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mona38 See my TER Reviews 306 reads
posted
7 / 25
Before.."Do we have to use a condom"?....

YES! It's about safety please never ask this...My last reviewer frowned heavily on this important facto!

During: "Did you cum yet"? No! You will know when I do because your face will be completely drenched!

After: "I will make it up to you next time" Meaning you shorted me and there is no next time

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 359 reads
posted
8 / 25
Re: Is this too heavy for you? It's all I had............

if they were quarters i would accept them from a reputable well-verified client  

Posted By: BigPapasan

Demcc3 27 Reviews 336 reads
posted
9 / 25
Before sex...

she says "oh THAT'S cute...."

 
D.

PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 230 reads
posted
10 / 25
Awwwwwww that's so cute eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 257 reads
posted
11 / 25
During: Call out someone else's name. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 236 reads
posted
12 / 25
Unless that person's name is Jesus Christ. eom


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anotherdamnalias 312 reads
posted
13 / 25
It's only a little blood......

But I ain't a vampire ..

keystonekid 114 Reviews 227 reads
posted
14 / 25
I hope you don't have a headache tonight. eom


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hardknocks6 37 Reviews 223 reads
posted
15 / 25
Does your "_____" know you do this? (e)


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Cropduster1 272 reads
posted
16 / 25
Once I fuck you... you stay fucked


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 280 reads
posted
17 / 25
Re: Is this too heavy for you? It's all I had............

Hey! She may be an avid coin collector, so this may be acceptable! lol

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 320 reads
posted
18 / 25
"Stay there. I need to call in the Hazmat team"

You know, after a big load or something. :)

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 176 reads
posted
19 / 25
LOL! e


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BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 304 reads
posted
20 / 25
i actually once said...

early in my hobbying career, i told a girl

"wow, you're just like  living porn!"

she didn't like it so much.

maybe it was just her, i truly meant it as a compliment...

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 277 reads
posted
21 / 25
Re: Does your "_____" know you do this? (e)

i get this question a few times a week

#makeitstop  
Posted By: hardknocks6

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 202 reads
posted
22 / 25
That's funny ... e


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 462 reads
posted
23 / 25
After 8 years of marriage ...on a romantic getaway .....

"You don't think you're putting that thing in me do you?"
 A real charmer eh

some-guy 6 Reviews 226 reads
posted
24 / 25
I'm HIV positive? -eom-


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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 204 reads
posted
25 / 25
Re: Is it in yet?

That's right up there with, "I always heard anal was supposed to be really tight ... Guess that's an urban myth"

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret
That goes for both parties...LOL!!

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