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mrfisher 115 Reviews 779 reads
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It is an excellent idea to do so for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that it is a very serious offense to not pay taxes and could get you in lots of trouble.

It is best to find an accountant who has worked with other providers in your area.  Asking about this on your local board would be best to find an accountant in your area that other providers have used

LasVegan 409 reads
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ScarlettStClair See my TER Reviews 503 reads
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I use an accountant and file everything under "Actor" since that's my day job. You could easily put entertainer. There's no need to be specific. You'll also have to file as self-employed, which come with an extra tax in NYC. Good luck!

Makwa 18 Reviews 460 reads
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But you do have to claim all income.  (legal or illegal).  
The IRS only cares about the money.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 597 reads
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If you do that, your customers will be required to file a 1099 for the money they give you.  Some may think this is a good thing, because you will become a deductible expense.  Others may cringe at the thought of being part of your paper trail.  

I'm being a little facetious, but seriously, if you get audited, you will have to have books and records of where your money came from, or they might accuse you of some kind of money laundering scheme.  They may wonder why a "happiness consultant" only spreads happiness among older, successful men.

STPhomer 176 Reviews 673 reads
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Is to strongly encourage you to find a hobby friendly tax attorney or accountant.
Trust me , they're out there. In fact I'd be surprised if you didn't have a client or two in that category.

Last thing you need is amateurish advice from know it all board trolls.

BigBuffStud 60 Reviews 475 reads
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8 / 36

the odd's of getting an IRS audit is 1 in 114, which equals a 0.877% chance; or less than 1%.
As another woman already stated, you can just file your tax returns as an Entertainer.
I know of at least 4-5 strippers who file their taxes this way as well as 2 providers.
Just make sure you end up paying some taxes. Don't "write-off" so much crap, that your taxable income shows $0. That is just not smart to do.
Plus, by paying taxes you will be contributing to your own Social Security Income. When you go to retire (age 62.5 or older),you'll be able to collect a monthly income from SSI in addition to other investments that i hope you are presently contributing to as well.

sxfiendpark96 2 Reviews 402 reads
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..from someone who has experience in this area.

1) the likelihood of an audit depends as much on what you put on the return as anything else. SE's get audited at a higher rate than wage earners. Claiming Unreimbursed business expenses or a home office? You're also in a higher risk area, moreso in some states as states are hitting these areas now.

2) in order to qualify for SSI, you need to have 40 quarters (10 years) of  payment history. If you have less, you don't qualify.

3) You need to file (or at least consider filing) in every state where you make money. Live in NY, but travel to CA, IL, and NV? Then IL and CA will want their share (but NY will give you a credit for the tax you pay them).

4) States talk to the Fed and vice versa. So a state audit that goes bad can bring other trouble, and vice versa.

As others have said, find someone local.

zgjsmhdgk 53 Reviews 378 reads
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Suggestion for the ladies in general. Get a good accountant who can work your situation for you. If you legitimize, then actually legitimize because you won't fool an IRS auditor without good business records. Also be aware tax fraud is a federal offense before you go down the path of trying to fool the Feds.
And, as a side issue, if you can't save anything from your escort earnings now, how do you think you will be able to pay your taxes if you create a "business" that will require those payments to be made. Food for thought ladies.

-- Modified on 9/20/2016 3:50:05 PM

cspatz 68 Reviews 280 reads
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.. I saw an escort who had an escort savy accountant who set her up as a self employed graphic designer so that she could file taxes, have credit, contribute to a retirement account etc.

There are organisations that promote sex workers rights. Seek them out and they will guide you. Good luck. Definetly do it!

GaGambler 370 reads
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Nor did she say anything about not being able to save. So save the snarky replies for the BSC hookers who deserve it.

This young lady appears to be at least trying to do the right thing, I think she should be lauded for not only wanting to do the right thing, but actually taking steps to do so.

There really is no "working the situation" an accountant needs to do for her as far as setting her up to start reporting her income and paying not only her taxes at the end of the year, but her estimated quarterlies as well.

The one helpful thing you did say is that she should get a good and "provider friendly" accountant. You pay your accountant for tax advice, not to be your moral guide. I had to fire an accountant once after I made a rather critical remark about one church or another, I could see she thought less of me for not being a "Good Christian" and I immediately knew I would never get 100% effort out of her ever again. That same day I started looking for a new accountant.

CavalierServente 405 reads
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A tax attorney is an "attorney"...and generally speaking, you'll have client-attorney privilege.  Your CPA relationship is not legally protected, and statements you make to your CPA wind up in court.  Your CPA can be forced to testify against you.  Your attorney cannot legally testify against you

BigBuffStud 60 Reviews 379 reads
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15 / 36

All good answers Gambler.
As far as filing taxes in each State she's worked in, thats ridiculous. (the other poster said this, not Gambler).
Unreimbursed Business Expenses do not fall under Self Employed people. All expenses for that would be listed on a Schedule C.  
Unreimbursed Business Expenses are under Tax Form 2106, which is for Wage/Salary Earners.
Filing quarterly comes into play if you're reporting high earning as a Self Employed person. If you're claiming, lets say $50k a year in total income, filing quarterly would be a waste of time. the penalty would be about $100 or so for filing yearly instead of quarterly.
My ex-neighbor was an IRS agent. She always said that there are no such thing as "red-flags" on a tax return. The 'red-flag' only relates to the amount (rather large) of a certain deduction.
Not the category of the deduction; IE Home Office
I believe Hilary/Bill Clinton were audited back in the 90's (i think it was the Clintons, can't remember for sure now) for a tax deduction on underwear that they wrote off. That deduction wasn't allowed.

Jensen36363 58 Reviews 358 reads
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then miss the many chances for rubbing her nose in the "render unto Caesar" line? If she failed to give you 100% effort she would be failing Christ!

;-)

zgjsmhdgk 53 Reviews 268 reads
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Nothing "snarky" in my post at all; just some practical considerations for any of the ladies here who follow this thread. So calm yourself down GaG. A number of interesting thoughts being posted here in line with Mia's request for 411 on this subject. Now, back to the subject at hand before the thread gets sidetracked.

GaGambler 431 reads
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19 / 36

but it would be cost prohibitive unless she is one busy little hooker, bringing in some very big bucks.  

Very unlikely, I have to agree.

GaGambler 302 reads
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The OP is looking for how to get back to being a tax paying citizen, you are the only one suggesting she not try to "cheat" when doing so.

If she wanted to "cheat" all she would have to do is simply pocket her cash donations and not report it like so many others in all cash, illegal businesses do.  

So, lets get back to being helpful and not attributing ulterior motives where none seem to exist.

sxfiendpark96 2 Reviews 379 reads
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You may think it's ridiculous, but it's the law in states with an income tax. Earn money there, pay tax.  

I never said Unreimbursed Business Expenses was on Schedule C. And it absolutely is an audit target, particularly for states.

Your IRS neighbor was less than truthful. The IRS scores returns, and the items I mentioned score higher because they're frequently abused. And trust me, if your business records expenses but no income, you're getting a letter.Most audits today are correspondence audits, but they are audits nonetheless.

Clothing is only a deduction if it cannot be worn elsewhere. Uniforms are the easy example; suits are the exact opposite

keystonekid 114 Reviews 461 reads
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hey mikey 8 Reviews 322 reads
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Find an accountant with a CMA certification. You don't want an accountant with an understanding of public accounting, you need an accountant with an understanding of the financial requirements of your business. You need someone to file your quarterly reports as not doing so will get you behind the IRS 8-ball quickly.  (Long ago I worked as a financial auditor, so I know a little about this... though time changes this stuff.)

-- Modified on 9/20/2016 2:39:48 PM

hey mikey 8 Reviews 262 reads
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I met a person recently (NOT an escort) whose actual job title was "Life Coach". The first thing I thought was that it sounded like an "alternative title" for an escort.

hey mikey 8 Reviews 367 reads
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While the IRS might only care about you claiming all of your income, if you admit any illegal acts to them (and they are the Boy Scout-type) they might choose to contact the proper authorities in your state.

2648667 31 Reviews 461 reads
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I met someone recently whose actual job title is happiness life coach.

Hey whatever pays the bills. You know what? She really is happy all the time.

Naughtyfrederica See my TER Reviews 425 reads
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Yes definitely pay your taxes and report your income.  But you are in a complicated position, since prostitution is illegal in the US, and everyone knows what escorts do, so you must get a good tax attorney.  As someone has already mentioned, it is prefered you use the services of a good, highly recommended tax attorney, since all information revealed to him/her will be kept in confidence and can't be used against you in a court of law, as per Attorney/Client privledges.  
In the UK and in many parts of world where prostitution is legal, the taxing authorities such as UK's HM Revenue & Customs is now targeting escort's and sex worker's income, because they think we make more money/income than what we actually claim on our tax forms, so they are going after this additional source of tax revenue, with scutiny, and I am sure the IRS will do the same soon.  
Also, after 9/11, Homeland Security and the Patriot Act have made all financial instutions, including the IRS, watch and flag all suspicious financial activities that are reported and unreported, including the ones on your tax forms.  
And don't be fooled, due to heighten fear of terrorism, all government agencies work together and share information.
Do your due diligence.
I hope this helps.
Sweet Kisses
Frederica

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 392 reads
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Hookers "retire" at 62.5?  
Does that mean we will see a drop in the 39 and 40 something hookers out there? :)

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 376 reads
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the incessant itch of being horny all the time,
thankful there are so many ways to scratch it

sxfiendpark96 2 Reviews 372 reads
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I cannot for the life of me fathom why you would make such a recommendation.

A Certified Management Accountant preparing tax returns and giving tax advice? Really? I don't think so. First of all, no CMA is authorized to prepare and file external documents (i.e., 10-K, S-8), much less prepare and file a tax return (and a 941 is a tax return, btw). CMAs do their work internally to the organization. Second, CMAs would be out of their element in a small business. It's akin to the old adage about driving a Ferrari to the grocery store - that's just not what that car is made for.

And we haven't even hit how you'd do your standard-to-actual or budget-to-actual cost variance analysis.....

GaGambler 400 reads
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As you just said, there is no reason to buy a Ferrari simply to get to the store.

This is not rocket science, you want someone qualified and sensitive to your special situation of being a hooker, but there is no reason to go overboard here, just like there is no need to incorporate or create any other separate tax entity like an LLC. Those measures are to protect you from liability and are COMPLETELY worthless to an illegal business and only add more work and expense.

jknice 333 reads
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I for one would love to have a 1099 to deduct my consultation expenses.

Puchi_08 7 Reviews 389 reads
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That means her toys are tax deductible!? Lol

Puchi_08 7 Reviews 279 reads
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