Sometimes I feel like Jason "F**ing" Bourne walking to your incall.
I park on the side or in the back, patiently waiting to walk in with
another business group. Take the elevator up to the floor below you,
then walk the one flight up making sure nobody is in the hallway before
"Rap, Rap, Rapping" on your chamber door.
Do you have a strategic way walking to the in or outcall?
Your thoughts if any?
I don't really see the point in trying to be sneaky when everything is recorded on camera anyways.
Nope..not a great idea as most elevators have weight limits.
Don't need to attract that kind if attention. They'll make him take the freight elevator.
Posted By: breannabreeze
I don't really see the point in trying to be sneaky when everything is recorded on camera anyways.
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Better yet, a CPA costume..........NO ONE would pay ANY attention
LOL
Posted By: lungman
Better yet, a CPA costume..........NO ONE would pay ANY attention.
If you wait for a group of businessmen to follow in, you'll never be on time. Just walk into the place like you own it, do a quick cruise of the lobby and find a discreet place to lurk. In a big hotel, the second floor us usually perfect. There's little up there but offices, conference halls/ballrooms and bathrooms. But a nice lounge area on the main floor works well, too. Lots of people there who are waiting for someone and you'll fit right in. Don't look away from staff either. Look right at them, smile and say hi. WTF are you afraid of?
Well for one, going to the same hotel weekly and never checking in. LOL
I hobby early evenings so walking in with a group is never an issue.
Remember, I am Jason Bourne.
And if that place is hooker heaven, I'd be leery, too. But if it's a fairly high-traffic place you are delusional if you think they recognize you. Act like you belong there and you'll be fine. They probably think you're a really good customer. Just don't walk by the desk.
And at dinner time you can watch the providers walking down the hill to go to Cracker Barrel. Sit inside and you can watch a dozen working girls come and go.
I have crossed paths with providers in the lobby/elevator area more than once on the way to my appointments.
I have my host escort my hotties up to the presidential suite. Oh my nieces , sorry.
Posted By: escalade1964
Sometimes I feel like Jason "F**ing" Bourne walking to your incall.
I park on the side or in the back, patiently waiting to walk in with
another business group. Take the elevator up to the floor below you,
then walk the one flight up making sure nobody is in the hallway before
"Rap, Rap, Rapping" on your chamber door.
Do you have a strategic way walking to the in or outcall?
Your thoughts if any?
Of course I have a strategic walk its called I'm f**ing amazing now watch my ass jiggle as I walk by. I always get a rush when I do my calls because I am normally the only black chick for miles so you can't miss me!
Are you f*king serious? You've seen enough gals and done this enough times to know by now.
Just act like you belong there. Shit, I've hung out in hotel lounges waiting for business associates before I got into this game. Same thing.
Funny thing is...now I look around and wonder who is waiting for their friends and who is waiting for the call for the room number. LOL.
Hell, the last gal I saw, the damn maid was cleaning the room right across the hall. Never gave it a thought and just walked right up and knocked.
I walk in the front door of the hotel like I own the place. Take the elevator to the floor that my date is actually staying on, walk to her room and, if she hasn't left it unlatched for me, knock lightly. When she opens the door I go in.
Anything that you do in a hotel is being recorded on a security camera somewhere. When they see you get off the elevator, walk down the hall, go through the fire door, walk up a flight of stairs and then walk down another hallway they are all slapping their knees and laughing their asses off in the security office.
Just act like you've been there before. It's not fucking rocket science.
I keep one arm pit unshaven for that purpose.
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That's what I do.
Posted By: rrasha88
I keep one arm pit unshaven for that purpose.
I had a date once in a hotel where a room key was needed to use the elevators above the lobby level. Had to call the young lady, and she had to come down to get me. Fortunately, when she arrived, a group of businessmen were getting on the elevator, so I just followed them in. Didn't say a word to the girl or look at her, as the age disparity would have made everything obvious.
I look like a business man, dress like a business man and am a business man so I just walk in a hotel like I'm staying there. You can tell from the outside of the building where the elevator is, so I walk right past the front desk usually saying hello on my way by just as I would if I was staying there.
Elevator to 1st and 2nd floor. Talk stairs if it is higher than second floor.
Dude, get fucking grip. Don’t do any of the things you say. I get the room number, take the elevator to the floor, knock on the door as usual. No looking around, hiding behind curtains, waiting in the parking lot (if I need to wait, I will go somewhere else, get coffee) walking in with other business men (how do you know).
Everything you do raises suspicion. Remember, no one in this world why or what you are there for besides you. It is all about self confidence and not panicking in any circumstance. You have right to be there like every other dick who is there
1. Confidently walk through the front door, staring at my smart phone.
2. Look up briefly, make eye contact and smile at whoever you see.
3. Sit in lobby and play Angry Birds or go online to check box scores or see what maniac is screaming at another maniac on the TER Discussion Board.
4. Look up and identify where the elevators are.
5. Continue #3 until text/email with room number.
6. Strut to the elevator like I've got a 12 inch cock and suck down 2 Listerine Breath Strips on the way up.
7. Knock gently, DON'T look around and smile into the peep hole
snapping pictures of various gents in the lobby! makes them ever so comfortable... no I do not use my phone's camera - too subtle. I use my trusty dusty full fledged SLR with a telephoto lens
Sometimes I splurge, and ask the barkeep to provide the gentleman sitting alone in the hotel bar who is constantly checking his cell phone to send over a drink that "that dude" with the comment, "its from the lady upstairs" The reaction just cracks me up.
Another tactic is to ride up and down the elevator, looking for dudes who hold white envelops in their hands or stuck in the back pocket of their jeans, and then follow them as they get off the elevator.
Dude, You are seriously over thinking this.... after all the NSA, phone company, IRS and the traffic cops who monitor the traffic cameras all KNOW with no doubt, why you are there. 'Course that is only true if you believe that they "don't peek!" If so, then I have a deal for you on cold fusion!
So you don't have to be 007 :-P
