then I will give you a straight answer.

1) No escort gives a flying fuck how big or small your penis is, with a couple of exceptions:
   a) If it is bigger than your right forearm from fist to elbow, and you ask to stick it up her ass,
       she is almost definitely going to say "no"
   b) If it is smaller than an average-sized crimini mushroom, and you are trying to have sex in any
       complicated position, it is probably not going to work. But if you ask her how it feels, she is
       going to say "oh yeah, baby, that's it, that's it" (guaranteed - see Jane Fonda in "Klute")
2) If your penis is larger than a snickers bar, she is probably going to compliment you on it's size, shape,
   girth, coloring, bush, smooth shaving, balls, scrotum, or curvature. Why? Because she knows that it is
   your SPECIAL PURPOSE, and she knows that you want to be reassured that it is, in fact, special.

Maybe some escorts are cynical, devious, money-grubbers who think that if they compliment you just right, you will keep coming back for more. Most are just trying to make conversation, just trying to be nice.

And, since dick size is the subject of 33% of every dirty joke ever told, 66% of every penthouse forum story ever written, and pops up here on this board about every 3-5 days, she probably figures it's a topic we wish to discuss.

I know that you state a size restriction on your website.That means when we go out for dinner, the waiter knows that I'm not packing a big one. I don't care who knows, I still wanta feel it inside you.

BELOW average if I am going to actually be able to take it all the way in. If not, fk me with half of it really fast like a rabbit lol.

but we are talking about a very particular demographic...men who pay for sex. and men above a certain age have more than likely been paying for sex for many years, decades even. this demographic differs from your single guy using escorts until he finally settles down, or your regular business traveler getting relief in the only time he has away from the wife, etc. now i am not one to make any generalizations, but i am a student of anthropology and notice patterns.

dang...sometimes i wish i were London so i could speak more bluntly without feeling bad, lol. i just deleted half my post, but i will summarize it like this: cock issues (whether size, e.d. or a combination) are abundant among most so-called "hobbyists." even with all the enhancement medication out there, when it comes to men of a certain age (particularly those who use escorts) it is more likely than not they have these issues. so i can totally understand a younger or less experienced escort expressing surprise at coming across a hard, decent-sized cock on such a man.

and on the personal front...i have a client in his late 50s who because of health issues looks much older. his physique is something like a fit 70-yr old. yet when he gets naked there is one thing that really stands out, and that is his freakishly thick, 9-inch rock hard cock. it just does NOT fit him, lol. i kinda prefer the whole package to go together.