she's fucking hot!

If she's talking about it when fucking her husband she's likely doing more than fantasizing .

(a rare occurrence) and in mid-coitus she starts in with a conversation about her favorite tv show on cable, "Gigolos" I think it is.  And we're sort of talking about how those guys are only into pleasing the women.  They never cum because that would not be about the woman who hired the gun, and ostensibly, it's messy, especially cumming all over or in the client.  And that leads into her opinion of how guys probably wouldn't eat out a prostitute they hired because that would not be about them.

This is the 2nd time I've had to play dumb and/or lie to her face (this time as I'm inside her no less) about my experience with providers.  I'm getting kind of good at it actually, along with lying and bullshitting about my provider related activities in general as well.  I'm sure there is a special level in Hell being built just for guys like me.

My question for y'all today is two-fold:

1) Have you ever found yourself having such a surreal conversation with the wife or SO?
2) Are you almost impressed with yourself for how much of a lying shitbag you have become?

1) No.
2) I don't lie about it any more.  Decided to get divorced instead.
3) What the fuck kind of sex are you having where there's a conversation about a TV show in the middle of it?  Sounds like your wife prefers talking about sex on TV than actually having sex with you.  Must suck.  No wonder you want to play with providers.

[Mrs. Squeezy]:  Oooh!  Oh!  Say, squeeze have you...oooh, oooh, harder!....seen "Gigolos" on Showtime?"
[Squeezy]:  *Grunt...grunt*  "Nope, what's it about?" *Grunt*
[Mrs. Squeezy]:  "Yes! Yes!  Oooh!...It's a series on male prostitutes.  Ah, ah, ah!"
[Squeeze]:  *Grunt...Ugh* "What's a prostitute?  Grind on me, baby!" *Uh...uh!*
And so on.
Sounds sexy, doesn't it?

no wonder she doesn't sleep with him much... she's not even interested in him
but more interested in talking about TV shows about male prostitutes. lol

Last time, it was her wanting to see a male prostitute. Now this. I think she knows or at least suspects what you are doing, and you are kidding yourself thinking she knows nothing. She is trying to get you to come clean. my .02 plus tax

Aswers to your questions. I don't have a wife/SO. I don't have to lie

No schlongs in her mouth (I only get RARE bj's) so I doubt you got it.  No daty either so no way to taste you.  Yes, no wonder why I visit providers.  Although I give the 'ol girl credit - I came inside her for the 1st time in a long while which is more than I've been able to accomplish with the providers.  Thanks baby!  Oh yeah - bbfs!  There's my contribution to that stupid debate.

Yeah it's strange to talk during intercourse but you'd be surprised what you can get accomplished.  I've answered the phone, balanced the checkbook, cleaned the dishes and once changed a flat tire.  Ok the last 3 are false but I have answered the phone when I've been on call.

No she doesn't know.  As I've said in the past, if she knew I'd be 6 feet under by now.  Unless she's great at lying and bullshitting me. *! (light bulb above head turns on) Holy Shit!*  If I meet with a deadly accident tonight, call the cops.

You're barking up the wrong tree, pal...

Here's a horn blower I happen to emulate....

you know it just might be that....

she's trying to tell you about HER hobby activities? LOL!

Being the provider and the casual conversation comes up about hookers ( My BF's term) I remain silent.. We also have a friend who is an escort. He has all kinds of opinions and commentary about them.. I being the good GF remain silent and often play shocked and dumb..

Squeezybeef, There is a special place for us in Hell, I will see you there..
I hold out hope that I will get special recognition because it secretly turns me on when it talks about escorts and know that he has far to much knowledge to be so innocent..

or she's on a fishing expedition.  Talk about a TV show is like trying to sabotage the event.   Perhaps she thinks your relationship is ok cause she'll hump you once in a blue moon.  I KNOW that's my case.  
1)  NO
2)  NO

Re: you know it just might be that....

Somehow I think you're starting to get to the reality of what is going on here. There's too many inuendos going on here that either point to "she knows what you are doing" or "she is doing it too".

Just a hint, if there are days that she seems overly happy, dresses a little too sexy and it isn't for you...spot on she is getting hers on the side.

..used to hobby with me , and now has lost interest over the years. We used to have some great threesomes, but, alas, no longer. I, however, got the bug and have been back in the hobby as of 6 months ago. I know my wife is suspicious, and I have to be extra careful in how I react to any mention of escorts. She knows about TER, and I really make sure that she never sees it on my history. Like several of others have mentioned, I would be 6 feet under if she found out, although I cannot understand how a reasonable person could think that you can just throw a switch after you have delved into this game.

MJ, when we get down there we should hit it.  You know, right there in front of the Prince of Darkness himself.  Hell, we could even have a threesome.  That would be super hot!