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What to get for the monger who just got secretly married
Bob.Sugar 1294 reads
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I just found out that one of my long time board pals just married a hooker.  I had a hunch that was coming, but their interactions on the boards would clearly have refuted any real romance between them.  So I was a bit surprised to get the news today...but thrilled nevertheless.

Now..I know my pal will no longer get those BBBJs he loves...and his blushing bride no longer has to give them.  Hey...that's just how this game works.  I didn't make the rules.

I was disappointed that I wasn't invited to the wedding...however to my surprise he has told me that there will be a huge celebration later this month.  I have my eyes set on asking Devin Davette to accompany me...hopefully she'll have received the Tupperware that we can re-gift.

In all seriousness though...do I have to give a real gift?  I have already given this guy one of my Bentley's.  

Any guesses on the O/U on how long this lasts?

Justin_Beaver409 reads

The minute his sorry ass runs out of money. Is the day she leaves his ass

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Bob.Sugar453 reads

I was just chatting with the groom and he's assured me that you'll be considered for the entertainment portion.

Funny thing as well...his blushing bride has asked for those plastic/rubber sheets as gifts.  And I suggested that instead of the first dance that maybe they consider the first splosh.

I do hope that mrfisher is invited.

Posted By: Justin_Beaver
The minute his sorry ass runs out of money. Is the day she leaves his ass.  
   
 

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JackDunphy372 reads

Yes, it's the pineapple juice thing. I'm struggling with the mental image.

You were thinking it would be something else?

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Bob.Sugar352 reads

Dev and I have the toaster, anal beads and foot fungal cream to regift.

I was also able to get the diet pills.  Not that the blushing bride needs them...yet

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mrfisher294 reads

I didn't buy it.

It's one of the 15 blenders I got when I got married the first time 40 years ago.

I'm re-gifting it

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JackDunphy451 reads

NOW do you see why I, er....I mean your board pal didn't invite you? He sounds like a very, smart man.

And he now gets those BJ's for free! What a negotiator he must be!

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Bob.Sugar510 reads

You must have someone else in mind!

I did get a special invite today however...and I'm hoping that Devin accepts as my date.

Do you have any idea what the blushing bride will be giving away as party favors?

Posted By: JackDunphy
NOW do you see why I, er....I mean your board pal didn't invite you? He sounds like a very, smart man.  
   
 And he now gets those BJ's for free! What a negotiator he must be!

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JackDunphy441 reads

I mean have you seen that ass? Who am I to say no? :D

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scoed549 reads

She quit for a while but came back to it. I wasn't ever her client but I knew what she did. There was a few real rough patches but we are still going strong after 12 years. I don't think I will list a cap as it can work.

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JackDunphy386 reads

I am sure you had your list of "no goes" for her in session, i.e. things from her menu offerings you had to veto for other dudes.

We are struggling with our list, I guess you can relate.  

Anal, BBFS and CIM were nixed, but others are proving to be more difficult. In fact, one of my "friends" here wanted CIM from her but I just had to set him straight on that.

Any advice I would appreciate.

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JohnyComeAlready358 reads

I surely am not interested in any marriage between a board persona, and a sex worker.

Can't you take this nonsense to Twitter?... Where people can pretend to be interested.

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LillianWest196 reads

I got ten years out of my client-marriage... and eight of the were wonderful. Shit happens. Still friends. Congrats to your friend. By the way, the blow jobs never stopped ;0

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