I just found out that one of my long time board pals just married a hooker.  I had a hunch that was coming, but their interactions on the boards would clearly have refuted any real romance between them.  So I was a bit surprised to get the news today...but thrilled nevertheless.

The minute his sorry ass runs out of money. Is the day she leaves his ass

NOW do you see why I, er....I mean your board pal didn't invite you? He sounds like a very, smart man.

You must have someone else in mind!

She quit for a while but came back to it. I wasn't ever her client but I knew what she did. There was a few real rough patches but we are still going strong after 12 years. I don't think I will list a cap as it can work.

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I am sure you had your list of "no goes" for her in session, i.e. things from her menu offerings you had to veto for other dudes.

I was just chatting with the groom and he's assured me that you'll be considered for the entertainment portion.

I mean have you seen that ass? Who am I to say no?

Yes, it's the pineapple juice thing. I'm struggling with the mental image.

Dev and I have the toaster, anal beads and foot fungal cream to regift.

I surely am not interested in any marriage between a board persona, and a sex worker.

I didn't buy it.

I got ten years out of my client-marriage... and eight of the were wonderful. Shit happens. Still friends. Congrats to your friend. By the way, the blow jobs never stopped ;0