A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other
the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his
wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not
wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of
paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM. The next morning the man woke up, only to
discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about
to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."