Tell us your thoughts as to what you think would happen to us as men. I think the consequences would be terrible.

It would be just like before I knew about the hobby and spent time at home with the family.

My wife would be president of the union (eom)

It would have to be one hell of an important cause for providers to give up all that cash. Poverty begins at home and that’s where altruism for a cause would end.

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I have been buying mine for ever, I would guess a lot a girls would go hungry.

For you men....once the week was over, you would have one helluva great time!  It's arousing to wait, and once the wait is over, it's hot.

I would get some rest

In a famous play Lysistrata this very thing happened. During some war the women decided enough was enough and told their husbands there would be no pussy until their sons came home. It's a really funny and yet poignant play.  As I recall the men chose pussy over land.

. . . our hands would be a bit tired.

Married Women Frequently Are "On Strike" - or at least, that is the common explanation among hobbyists - the vast majority of whom (anecdotally) are married - that the wife no longer partakes or has interest in sex but maybe once a month or every other month or three, or when she feels jealous.  Sad to say, all too true in my universe. I say thank god for the lovely warm sensual ladies who choose to be providers. They keep cranky old blokes like me me sane and on track.

For the life of me, I can't understand why God, Mother Nature or (fill in the blank) entrusted all the breasts and vaginas in the world to women when they have so little interest in sharing them.  And the ones who do quickly outgrow the urge after they have a little fun and/or get married.  

between the Greek city states, Sparta and Athens.  The play takes place after 21 years of fighting when the Greek women decide enough if enough.  Once the pussy cartel closes its doors, peace quickly ensues.

Too bad today's political satirists are so heavy-handed and not nearly as clever or witty.  

Even today, I think world peace would quickly break out if every guy knew he would get a good blowjob when he got home at night.  Guys who are sexually satisfied don't cause trouble.  

If the UN wanted to make themselves useful, my suggestion would be they make that happen and forget all the other stuff.  Unfortunately, not everybody thinks like me and Aristophanes

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(My guess is that it was the breasts and vagina that he took out!) And from them, formed the woman.
He had to give her those important parts so we would put up with her shit after she ate the fruit from the tree forbiden tree!

swinging from the chandeliers, calling me daddy and begging for a dirty sanchez

Just kidding! Let's hope that never happens, but I don't think a week without sex would kill you guys -- dampen your spirits maybe, but not kill you. What would happen if you were on a stranded isle without women? Gees! I hope there are no poor animals around. Then you'd really be "monkeying around!"  Bah, wah, ROFLMAO! Sorry, but it's been one of those mornings.

Hugs,
Ciara