Food delivery requires the delivery person to spend no more than two to three minutes with each customer, unlike the provider who is going to be there for an hour or two.

If you want a more fair analogy, think of it as calling a plumber. If the plumber doesn't have another customer or ten ahead of you, and is simply waiting by the phone for someone to call, he "might" be there in 30 minutes. OTOH, if there are other people ahead of you booking his time, you might have to wait hours or even days for him to squeeze you in.

so let's review this, You are a moron who obviously didn't think this through, I really can't think of anything else to add, except maybe to ask, did you ride the short bus to school?

...full of shit up to here...

Food delivery service is usually a local service so the delivery happens between 30 to 45 minutes from the time of the order is placed by phone.
Now, adult delivery service is a little different.  
First of all, adult worker who deliver that service might not be local (she might live 2 hours away from her customers) so then if the customer is reasonable enough to call her with at least 2 hours before he gets ready to meet her she will have time for that 2 hour drive and make the adult session possible.
Now the quality of the adult session depends on how good the provider hygiene is and the knowledge has about adult activities. As much she has on her menu at better her service sells.
When referring to her hygiene , the time dedicated to her hygiene (showering , shaving) and decorations (lingerie and makeup) could be between 45 minutes up to 1 hour especially if she cares about painting her toenails, nails, do her hair etc.
So let's review this: the provider needs between 45 minutes to one hour for hygiene and decorations and another 1hour 1/2 or 2 hours for driving to her clients.  
So for the questions: how ahead of time/ in advance her client needs to call the adult service provider to place his order for the adult delivery service the answer is: the order for adult delivery services has to be placed as early as with 3 hours ahead of time before the client gets ready to receive that quality service that he desperately needs.


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Is it stupid thread day?
Not that we don't get some stupid threads everyday, but there seem to be more and stupider lately.

...are a quart low
 

They simply hang upside down in the closet like bats in between sessions. Why do you think so many are BSC??? lmao

and I can't believe you turned that guy down, is there anything more sexy than a person coming off a three day jag? Man or woman for that matter.

I love blue eyes! Do you ever see guys? I have reasonable rates.

Look, I know this may be shocking to you, but the vast majority of us have lives. School, friends, families, other jobs/commitments, etc. all suffice as reasons why so many of us aren't able to be ordered like pizza.  

I'm still hurt you turned me down.

No s**t! I love the guys that assume I'm a funhouse laying here with my legs spread, wet and ready for the next hump to order me up like Chinese chicken fried rice.

but to be fair I wasn't still up

someone who first contacted me an hour before I would need to leave...

Darn! I thought this was going to be another "coke dick" thread.  

Some of the hookers have regular jobs. I am about to get a job in sales for example. I graduated college recently so I couldn't get an office job because I don't have connections. Some people don't have lots of opportunities and connections. So no need to be disrespectful besides hookers!

All I need to screen is the guy's TER username, his profession title and his preferred time and location to meet me

Do you know why people hate girls with brown eyes?  
Because they don't understand them or they too selfish to care about brown eyes girls who need extra time to wash their pussy before getting ready right the way and rushing to see you on the short notice because you have no patience with another human being or you are too disrespectful to give women heads up for your free time so they don't have to kill themselves on highway trying to get to your place at the end of the earth and arrive as fast as the wind!!  
Maybe you deserve a local drug addict adult provider with no sex appeal and stinky pussy since you don't allow quality providers any time for hygiene or driving!

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You are the stupid one thinking you going to get a clean pussy, nice groomed provider on a short notice right now!

Thank you Alexandra for educating our clients!  
Hopefully they willing to learn and make some changes in the way they arrange dates as arranging dates always in the last minute makes it impossible for us to make that date happen.  
Most independent  out call providers need more time for driving then 30 minutes which is typical driving time out our potential clients willing to allows us in order to arrive to their houses or hotels ( treating us like local delivery Chinese  or pizza service).  
Humiliating and disrespectful behavior like that got to go or got to be changed!!  
If Our clients expects to get clean shaved p..u...s...s..ies then they got to give us more time to take care of those pu ...s..s..ies clean it up ad shave it then allow some more time for the delivery of that p...u...s...s...y to the client address!!!!!

Browneyes_ is a woman - a provider who tried to make a point!  
The point was our clients treat us like we are pieces of meat expecting to be delivered right the way!  
Got the point now moron?

Providers are human beings too and they are not all trafficked/ kept in the closet/ locked under the key like you think.  
Some of them are independent workers with part time jobs, kids, cats ad they are free as birds.  
You seems to have no respect for women at all.  
You will end up die alone like a homeless dog if you continue to treat women like dirt

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