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I got tired just reading about your wirkout

Back_In_Black3305 reads

do you ladies gain a lot of weight sitting around in your bra and panty set waiting for the guys to show up and for those who are fit do you use the thigh master while waiting and what other things do you do to kill time in between work hours .. for those who need to slim down a bit the jim your looking for is spelled G Y M .

yes im bored .

Aldo signal?

Easier than visiting jim (sp) and they can still eat what they want and wait for your call while Maury is on.

Posted By: Back_In_Black
do you ladies gain a lot of weight sitting around in your bra and panty set waiting for the guys to show up and for those who are fit do you use the thigh master while waiting and what other things do you do to kill time in between work hours .. for those who need to slim down a bit the jim your looking for is spelled G Y M .  
   
 yes im bored .

Back_In_Black1641 reads

whos judging im .....................................just sayin

Back_In_Black1357 reads

and if they keep it up they shouldn't expect to many guys to glaze them .  

you guys are worse than cops , and many spend their time here . so the secret is to just hit the dough nut shop and maybe run into ones favorite chubby provider ? and ts who you kidding with those skinny legs you haven't seen a doughnut in years .

I told her, "I'm gonna glaze you like a doughnut."
These two girls need to get a room.  Full of doughnuts.  Then eat their way out.

Some guys are hung up on weighthotos on her website that do not represent her current appearance. I personally don't have a "type", but I do not like to be deceived in this, such an intimate, arrangement.  

I can't wait to finally meet you Cosette, I'm raising my Bourbon glass in a toast. Cheers!

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I make many mistakes, but Hell I've got a good buzz on, so wtf

I cant provide the best experience. I did 40 squats yesterday, 200 jumping jacks 4 30s planks, 80 donkey kicks, and I always forget to not do a full workout like that because Im just used to pushing past my limit and then spending intermittent times walking around to loosen tight muscles.
Then I wind up having to do something with family and I cant do anything but a few cycles of burpees and supermans, and Im not guaranteed space.

Do you think all of us sit around doing makeup?  
Na, bro, Im on that cellie hittin up some cuties in my inbox tryin to pay bills and get it in ;)
That involves checkin that they are safe, logistics, and Im just a flirt.

I dont know you like that, but there are also plenty of gents who love that Beyonce body, those Kardashian curves, and I want to be fitter, but damn I like my thighs!!

 
I try to workout when I can. Then its hard to be on a healthy diet when ypu try to accommodate folk

0603450onThe1849 reads

working out the 'wrong' way. Overworking anything is certainly one of them, no offense.

0603450onThe1234 reads

Gee thanks Dad. But only BIB can talk to me that way. ;)

Anyone can pretty much say anything they want here, so.....
You're welcome, Mom.

I got tired just reading about your wirkout

Back_In_Black1819 reads

quite a few push up earlier today and last night don't have an exact count but I came . what im saying is some time in the gym along with healthier food would help some of the ladies in some photos I saw in various cities. in three to six months results could be had . and those who get photoshopped  skinny are fooling nobody that for sure and its absurd to do . all it says is one wants a new look however doesn't want to work to get it . xoxoxo

Posted By: amberraeofdc
I cant provide the best experience. I did 40 squats yesterday, 200 jumping jacks 4 30s planks, 80 donkey kicks, and I always forget to not do a full workout like that because Im just used to pushing past my limit and then spending intermittent times walking around to loosen tight muscles.  
 Then I wind up having to do something with family and I cant do anything but a few cycles of burpees and supermans, and Im not guaranteed space.  
   
 Do you think all of us sit around doing makeup?  
 Na, bro, Im on that cellie hittin up some cuties in my inbox tryin to pay bills and get it in ;)  
 That involves checkin that they are safe, logistics, and Im just a flirt.  
   
 I dont know you like that, but there are also plenty of gents who love that Beyonce body, those Kardashian curves, and I want to be fitter, but damn I like my thighs!!  
   
   
 I try to workout when I can. Then its hard to be on a healthy diet when ypu try to accommodate folk.  
 

ROGM1701 reads

At least these Ladies are nice enough not to mention how overweight us Guys are. My Girl has gained some weight since I first met her. So what! She's a Sweetheart and is always nice to me.

Back_In_Black1534 reads

nice "your girl " is  to you . listen tell your fatty to hit the gym .  

Posted By: ROGM
At least these Ladies are nice enough not to mention how overweight us Guys are. My Girl has gained some weight since I first met her. So what! She's a Sweetheart and is always nice to me.

You are paying her, not the other way around.  So you have a right to expect she'll look like her pix. She has a right to expect you to pay her, to be clean and respectful.  She does not have a right to mention it if you're overweight.
You are starting to sound like a Tardwell.  Not a good thing.

More cushion for the pushin.

Don't want no skinny bony gals,  don't wanna scratch myself.

He also had a saying about what car you wanna drive, huh?  A Smartcar with hard plastic seats, or a big assed Lincoln with beautiful soft upholstery....  

Now personally, I've been with many types, skinny spinners , average gals, tall gals, short gals, big assed, narrow assed, BBW's and those who were just a tad overweight.  I love em all.  My preference is for fit, not skinny, not fat, just average girl next door non model types.  While D's, and DD's are great, My favorites are large B's or medium size C's.  Doesn't mean I'll kick a hot A cup out of bed, but wouldn't pick em out of a lineup.

In other words, if the price is right, the mood is right, and you aren't terminally fugly (well I did that too once), and you're female, I'm down.

FutureProof1658 reads

I always wondered what was up with the "Can you come over right now?" guys. Like, do you really think we're just sitting around in our lingerie waiting by the phone, 24 hours a day?

Well, yes. Apparently you do.

Posted By: Back_In_Black
do you ladies gain a lot of weight sitting around in your bra and panty set waiting for the guys to show up and for those who are fit do you use the thigh master while waiting and what other things do you do to kill time in between work hours .. for those who need to slim down a bit the jim your looking for is spelled G Y M .  
   
 yes im bored .

I typically know 4 weeks ahead of time when I'm going on a business trip, so I'll request a date and I get the "contact me a little closer to the data you want" response. So, what's the sweet spot?

Back_In_Black1462 reads

career right ? get up coffee bus to the apt change into work clothes and sit there waiting for a message ? see that's when the fat starts to build up right there at that point in time see that's why those 10 girls are thin they don't sit a lot lay down yes sit no really so thin .  

Posted By: FutureProof
I always wondered what was up with the "Can you come over right now?" guys. Like, do you really think we're just sitting around in our lingerie waiting by the phone, 24 hours a day?  
   
 Well, yes. Apparently you do.  
   
Posted By: Back_In_Black
do you ladies gain a lot of weight sitting around in your bra and panty set waiting for the guys to show up and for those who are fit do you use the thigh master while waiting and what other things do you do to kill time in between work hours .. for those who need to slim down a bit the jim your looking for is spelled G Y M .  
     
  yes im bored .

ROGM1205 reads

She may not be a 10. But she's Perfect for me. Great Attitude, Personality, No Rush, Very Affordable Price, Openminded, Pretty Decent Looking. So what the Hell more could you want?

For you to Stop your Ludicrous random Capitalization Stupidity.  It actually takes some time and extra effort to do it, so Why?  You already seem foolish enough without it.

That sucks.
But why bore us?
Yawn..

Back_In_Black1490 reads

wow are you cranky . go to the gym youll feel better afterwards .

Posted By: Alyssa Marie
That sucks.  
 But why bore us?  
 Yawn..

AnotherDonJohn1347 reads

There's those for whom it's a fetish.
Some more who can't "pull" even these women IRL so have to pay.
Some more who don't mind a little extra cushion on the seats as long as the chair is high quality.

And before the usual delusional points out that many hypercritical johns are chubby/fat, bald, old losers... It's obviously true but the reality is: who's paying?

I'm bored too.

Posted By: Back_In_Black
do you ladies gain a lot of weight sitting around in your bra and panty set waiting for the guys to show up and for those who are fit do you use the thigh master while waiting and what other things do you do to kill time in between work hours .. for those who need to slim down a bit the jim your looking for is spelled G Y M .  
   
 yes im bored .
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Is about the ONLY defense, nasty tricks have to NOT look at themselves but to dispense unsolicited advice. If a fat hooker is not what you like, then don't book one. Find one you do. How fricking hard is that.  

And by the way, part of the fee your fat asses are paying is so she can hold down her lunch after trying to lift that Fat Upper Penis Area to find your dick. Now the rest of the fee is so you can do to her what a woman you are NOT paying has refused you

I dont go to a jim for a work out. I like on demand fitness work outs. Calisthetics outdoors, walking jogging, yoga.  
I am a tv person so i work out with the tv on. I live on the water so i can pay for a gym membership and have a view of like you say jelly filled guys n gals sweating thier greases out all over a treadmill i may have wanted to go use... And WATCH 2 and a half men on a 3 inch by 3 inch screen attached to the stair climber. With the nice back drop of a cement brick wall. Cheerful.
Or I can work out at home with sounds of waves crashing , my hi def flatscreen with every channel. And no old creepy ugly fat guys staring at me!  
or weights that more people have man handled than half the escorts on here.

what she wants to look like, and then the client can decide if he's OK with that or not?

The people I see are generally the ones who are happy with the way they look and feel, and I think that translates out to me being happy with them also.

In fact, it seems to me that the gals who do mention that they are unhappy with their weight, or the size of their breasts, or similar physical attributes, are the ones who already have great bodies by most people's criteria.  It's a weird irony.

Back_In_Black1537 reads

diet and gym time . they would look better and most likely feel better .. not for the guys but for themselves.  

Posted By: mrfisher
what she wants to look like, and then the client can decide if he's OK with that or not?

The people I see are generally the ones who are happy with the way they look and feel, and I think that translates out to me being happy with them also.

In fact, it seems to me that the gals who do mention that they are unhappy with their weight, or the size of their breasts, or similar physical attributes, are the ones who already have great bodies by most people's criteria.  It's a weird irony.

89Springer1406 reads

I've said this before, but my ex went from having a gorgeous figure when we married to being about 225 pounds when we divorced. For most of our marriage she was overweight.

So...I don't want overweight. I had that. I want what I've been missing for decades.  

As long as I'm paying for it, I want the hottest body, nicest face and best performance, even if it costs a little extra

GaGambler1426 reads

My ex wife went from about 5' 4" and 115 lbs to about 135 pounds when I divorced her.

Truth be told, it wasn't really the weight, although that was part of it. My marriage was a rather short one, less than 5 years, but she seemed to have aged at least 20 years during our short time as a married couple. At least as much mentally as physically, and I just wasn't ready to be an old person at 35. Hell I am not ready now, twenty years later. lol

Knowing you as I do, this doesn't surprise me.  After five years with you I'm surprised she didn't look like this.


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GaGambler1372 reads

She does/did smoke and loved to "sunbathe" so her skin probably looks just like that by now.

and I see you can't pass up a "straight line" any more than I can.

but after looking at the pic you posted, it does remind me of a certain selfie that someone else posted a couple of weeks ago. I'll give you one guess who that was.

as you know I'm moderated.  And when Admin was looking at the first picture I posted (even more frightening than the one that's now up), they couldn't open it even though it was a jpg and for some reason thought it was a provider's ad.  They declined to put up the post based on that, lol!  I told them it was a shot of an old lady but switched it with another they could see.
Claro?

GaGambler1347 reads

You do realize that the terms "picture of an old lady" and "provider ad" are not mutually exclusive, don't you?

but I am glad to hear that you weren't simply laying down on the job like Turdy must be doing today. Can you believe he didn't show up to defend the honor of that "pretty lady"?

First, like some others have pointed out, there are plenty of men who are completely okay with - and even like - my extra padding.  One of my favorite clients is fond of saying that I'm "built for comfort."  Just like some men only like thin women, other men only like curvy (or even super-sized, which I am not) women.  A great many men like women is all varieties (see Mr. Fisher, whom I've had a great time with).  My weight has gone up and down several times in the last couple of years depending on a wide range of factors, but it has never been a problem for my business as Natasha.  

Secondly, no matter what size I am, I am lucky to have a very pretty face, and also my personality counts for a lot -- I think it's safe to say that the guys who I've met would all agree that I'm attractive, smart, friendly, and not even remotely bat shit crazy.  lol.  AnotherDonJohn hit the nail on the head when he said that some "don't mind a little extra cushion on the seats as long as the chair is high quality."

Finally, your claim that some curvier girls don't exercise is flat out wrong.  I hike in the foothills where I live at least 10 - 15 miles every week, often more.  All of my health stats (blood pressure, cholesterol, insulin, etc.) are excellent, and I am physically stronger than most other females my age.  I am without a doubt healthier than MANY of the thinner girls, especially those that go to great lengths to stay thin (I know at least three thin providers here on TER that have admitted to having eating disorders.  And I would submit that the attitudes of some of the men here contribute to them.)  The reality is that I also have a love of both pasta and wine, neither of which are good for losing all the weight you apparently think I should lose, no matter how much I exercise.

But I'm happy with who I am, and I'm happy eating pasta and drinking wine.  And since my love of pasta and wine affects neither my health nor my ability to make money as Natasha, your opinion (and the opinions of the other guys on the board who feel the same as you) is absolutely irrelevant to me.

Please don't. If they are getting guys willing to pay them to fuck, and it has not affected their business, let them be. If their business wanes, they will figure it out and do something........or not.  

Worry about your own waist line, your own sagging balls and whatever else it is you have wrong with you.

For those who continually cast fucking rocks at hookers that don't fit your ideal, STFU and maybe hit the gym yourself.

And before the shitwads start, I am in the top 1% of the gen pop as far as body goes so I have no stake in this bullshit.

Maybe a few mangina boys...or a few fat gals.  Most simply don't really care.

I'm certainly thrilled that you're in the top 1% as well.  I was wondering  LOL
   

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Please don't. If they are getting guys willing to pay them to fuck, and it has not affected their business, let them be. If their business wanes, they will figure it out and do something........or not.  
   
 Worry about your own waist line, your own sagging balls and whatever else it is you have wrong with you.  
   
 For those who continually cast fucking rocks at hookers that don't fit your ideal, STFU and maybe hit the gym yourself.  
   
 And before the shitwads start, I am in the top 1% of the gen pop as far as body goes so I have no stake in this bullshit.

Back_In_Black1637 reads

so stfu and go workout . ah right and get a makeover and new clothes and talk sexier and fuck better and make me my damn breakfast afterwards . got it , okay we good now . geez  

 
lol
 

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
But we both know the answer to that.

Hold you breath for 10 minutes and you'll be good, we will be even better. LOL

GaGambler1591 reads

Yes, I feel much better now, but I am glad I didn't try to hold my breath for ten minutes "All in a row" lol

Back_In_Black1583 reads

is that near the clitoris ?  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
But we both know the answer to that.

with your extensive knowledge of a woman anatomy. I know you're kidding, all in good fun hey fatso?

Back_In_Black1536 reads

be in the next box of cracker jacks .. good luck

However you seem to so much more bothered about it than I am. I am perfectly content with my personality or should I say sociopathy, so much more fun.  

PS I hate crackerjacks, but baked Cheetos, bring it bitch and we'll have ourselves a little party.

Back_In_Black1424 reads

xoxo ...lol  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
However you seem to so much more bothered about it than I am. I am perfectly content with my personality or should I say sociopathy, so much more fun.  
   
 PS I hate crackerjacks, but baked Cheetos, bring it bitch and we'll have ourselves a little party.

And "plethora" is MY word.

Please send me $ 50 for it's use  ;)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
But we both know the answer to that.

I am taking plethora and you don't get your $50. LOL

And don't let anyone ever take credit for it...demand cash.  ;)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I am taking plethora and you don't get your $50. LOL

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