I know a gal who got them done down there for about $2K and they look damn good.

Combined with a RT airfare she'll still come out ahead.

Sorry, but I can't divulge the person's ID.

Tell her to run a $100 special and work her ass off for a few weeks unless her ego is too big to earn her own implants.
Medicaid? Is she on welfare and working off the books? Shame on her if she is.

Go ahead and be nuts. Don't expect to be repaid and don't complain here when she skips out on you.

I don't use my TER handle in the screening process. With adequate references I will be a shoe-in. I have never been refused, and you will likely not be the first  

that she may be laying the same story on 20 other clients hoping one or more take the bait.

I guess global warming really has gone out the window - hell froze over!

now you are agreeing with me too.
I will hunt 3 deer tonight, one for each of you, my valentines

LOL smart ass. I suspect we'd have a very delightful dinner conversation (dutch I suppose since you won't spring for dinner for an old gal like me), but Edrienne can be your Valentine. I'm not your cup of tea

and I can UPS a hind quarter to you instead.

I would never insult the whiteknights by calling you one of them.
You are in a class by yourself turd knocker.

lol I honestly have no idea how to take that. But I'll politely decline. Venison isn't my cup of tea. To each their own, eh?

I knew a beautiful escort that lived a few miles from me and we got to be friends.  Her life was a train wreck and it soon started to spill over to me.

One quick example- during the transition from escorts using print to web sites in the late 90's, this woman didn't have a clue how to use a computer, make a web page etc.  Since I figured improving her business was the only way to really help her in the long run, I bought her a brand new iMac and even paid for lessons for her to get up to speed on how to use it.

Well, it wasn't a month before her landlord let himself in her apartment (she was a couple months behind on her rent it turned out) to see what he might want to take in lieu of payment.  He said he wanted her computer.  She gave it to him and she never did get a web site.

By the time I finally told her I never wanted to hear from her again, she was broke and had no prospects.  I wasted 4 years trying to help her and she was worse off than when I met her.  Some people are never, EVER, going to be OK on their own.  If you're feeling generous you can help them, but they'll be in the same situation 2 weeks later and you'll have less money.

I got suckered into this situation over time because this woman was a true 10, and let's face it, I'm not.  But I quickly found hot why such a hot woman was unattached and available- she'd bleed you dry of not only your money, but your sanity.  Live and learn- I certainly have.

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on someone's part!

Medicaid paying for breast implants.

A few months ago I met a provider, very nice woman, very sweet, sexy etc.  I've seen her a few times since.  She has this problem:  her implants have ruptured and she's experienced some symptoms (rash and infection).  The doc says they need to come out.   Her insurance (medicaid i assume) will pay for the removal, but not the replacements.  Absent the replacements I guess she will be seriously droopy, a major ego thing for her.  Apparently the cost of what she needs/wants is around $5k.  Because I like her (etc. etc.) I've offered to contribute to a point where you fellows will call me nuts.  But I'm not crazy enough to lend/give her the whole thing, nor can i really afford to.  Any ideas will be appreciated and passed on to her.

Well, the 2nd behind the Drunkgina.

eOOm

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...board!

Thank Godddd not on the Florida Board! LOL!


eOOm

...so that won't be review # 4 as you hope it will!

But keep your pointless post count up so no one can past you.


eOOm

Anyone with 2 functioning brain cells who decides to get implants knows the risks involved.  Anyone with 3  functioning brain cells knows you have to be prepared (financially/emotionally) for complications to arise at any time.  If she's lacking 3 functioning brain cells....  then as harsh as it seems, she deserves the situation she's in and you enabling her is killing whatever cells she has left.

I feel sad for her (been there, done that with the boobie complication thing) but it's her own issue to resolve.  If my tax dollars are paying her Medicaid - well, that's a whole 'nother Oprah....

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so is life.

... based on the info you've given, you're being scammed in a big way.  

Implant failure is around 2% at the 10 year mark so unless she's been in some hugely traumatic impact/blunt force trauma situation (severe car crash type thing) or her implants are 100 years old, the chance that BOTH her implants have failed is so minute it's ridiculous.  

Second, when implants fail, the saline is absorbed by the body in a relatively short period of time.  I had a 1000cc implant rupture and it was absorbed in less than 48 hours.  Chances are her implant isn't that large and so whatever saline leaked, would have been absorbed in a shorter time frame.  If she's telling the truth about them BOTH having ruptured (greater chance of being eaten by a shark.... in your own swimming pool), you could see/feel it.  There'd be loose/saggy skin and you could *totally* fee the empty sack inside.  It squeaks when you rub it against itself, even, and it looks like what it is - a deflated plastic bag inside a sack of skin.

Third, implant companies offer full replacement warranties.  Mentor, the most popular implant company by a HUGE margin, pays 100% of the cost of new implants when there is as failure - EVER.  Other companies cover 100% for 7-10 years and then prorate after that.  

Fourth, if for some insane reason she actually has to pay for new implants, a new PAIR up to 800ccs (which can be filled to over 1500 if she wants) averages around $1500.  Anything over 800cc's (shell) is considered custom and that's a whole different ballgame.  The doc's time, OR fees, anesthesia fees and whatnot can add up to that 5k mark but NOT for the implants themselves.

Fifth, if her insurance is going to pay for removal, that means they've covering the doc/OR/anesthesia and all she needs to come up with is the implants themselves.

Unless you have a lot more info than you've given - go wipe the "L" off your forehead and tell her what she can do with herself for trying to run this game on you.  If you don't want to believe me (and I wouldn't blame you), do the research yourself on implantinfo.com or simply Google it all.

Best of luck!

... you'd give yourself away during the correspondence portion of screening.  I don't merely accept references; the process is a bit more involved than that.  Screening is not fool-proof, especially if someone has an axe to grind, but I would doubt you could contain your personality long enough make it through the process.  And, at any point during our time together, if that personality reared it's ugly head or some slip was made regarding your identity - I'd be out the door and you'd be wearing the remainder of my beverage.

Better for both of us if that situation isn't tested....

I think I would have a problem with your situation given she is dealing with what was unnecessary cosmetic surgery in the first place.  But I'm not a breast man — let them pay for it.  If her anal bleaching went haywire, call me.

Just when we all thought you couldn't sink any lower on the stupidity scale, you dig even deeper.  Well, little man, you are now nearing the bottom of the Marianas Trench on the Dumbass Scale.  The lady is #3 on the top 100 providers list with a 9.9/9.9 rating.  And you want to mess with her?  She will chew you up and spit out the remains of your sorry ass. Not only that, you couldn't afford a session with her if you stretched your lunch money 'til you finish high school in a few years. LMFAO! (BTW, don't bother calling me a White Knight.  She doesn't need my help and I know it.  I am just amazed by the depths of your douchery).  No, please keep it up!  It is so much fun watching you embarass yourself, even if you are so far beneath embarassment to even know it.  It's kind of like watching a puppy piss all over itself.  ROFLMAO!

but used to be.  Had a girl that was nice and needed dental work I offered to pay for it.  Money gone teeth not fixed. Lesson learned.  Unless you are close enough to get the story straight from the doctor not sure I woukd pony up.  At least make the check out to the doctor and not give her cash.  Ya she still may not get it done but doctors might not want any problems cashing that check.

Every other suggestions, comments and advise is just piss in the wind.

My Dad got all new choppers down there for about a third of what it would've cost here. Look damn good, too. Drove down to El Paso, they picked him up, took him in to get them done, then took him back. Easy.

Lots of people go down there to get procedures done and get meds too.

Yeah. Not THOSE kind of meds...

Keep up those pathetic comebacks. "Little Nicky Gay?"  LOL!  This is the best you can do?  What a sorry little loser you are.  It is now completely clear that in a battle of wits you are unarmed. It must really suck to be you.  If you don't raise the level of your game I'll have to start ignoring  you, just like the rest of the board.  You are beginning to bore me.

have you ever look at the closet of some of these girls?? hundred of pairs of shoes and dresses...she can sell all that crap and pay for the implants herself..

the government will remove them but not replace them.

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I am a giant mangina and even I would not pay for her new breasts. It is cosmetic surgery not life and death. Even taking a second job at Walmart she should be able to pay for it in about six months or so. As for her loss of escorting revenue billions of ladies earn money some other way, she can too.

Only in America could this be possible.during the next election i hope someone brings this question up in the debate,so Mr Obama what do you think about breast implants paid for by medicaid,LMAO

bottom line he used the word medicaid and i think you get my point

I'm sorry for the young lady but for you to take this on is pretty stupid. Once she knows she has a new ATM to hit, she will hit it until you have lost a lot of cash.

You don't know me but I need a new car.  My old one breaks down a lot and it makes getting to work quite difficult.  If I lose my job, my self esteem may plummet and who knows, maybe I'll hang myself on the elementary school playground equipment.  I'm a great guy normally and not bad looking.  So, what do you think?  I'll need about $35,000 to cover the gap between what I want and the trade in value of the current vehicle.  I don't expect you to come up with all of it, but if you could round up a few friends to get the rest, I'd really appreciate it.  In fact, I'll even take you for a ride in the new one.

Does this sound the least bit reasonable?  Then why the fuck would you help her just because she's sucked your dick?  You paid her, right?  Obligation done.  Beyond that, there's no more reason to give her the money than to give it to me.  I'm guessing that the reason it's not here isn't that you need my address.  Hello, does this make any sense?

i could use a new street glide

Don't bogart my scam.  Trick fuck some innocent rube on your own.  This is my street corner.  Er, I mean that was my idea to help the poor guy see a different perspective.  Yeah, that's it.

Really creative rif on my handle, fool.  You really ought to be embarassed by such a pathetic effort.  But considering you're a tool of Hirogina, that's about what we should have expected.  Now crawl back under your bridge, little guy.  LOL !

Ladies and Gents - thanks!  

You guys who want new wheels - I will get back to ya!

I agree, bottom line, her problem, nothing I can or should try to do about it.

Mexico idea worth passing along.

Thanks again.

Apparantly you're the only one on the entire planet counting other people's posts.  Run off and get a life, loser.

LOL

"You should do what you think is right for you."

OK! But, ya gotta admit, that sure sounds like giving advice. Especially the "should" part.

Did you assume she had Medicaid or did she tell you that?

Regardless, most insurance companies will pay for the removal of the implants if it proven to be MEDICAlly NECESSARY. Implants are COSMETIC..Insurance does not pay for cosmetic procedures most of the time. The few exceptions to the rules are with breast cancer and some procedures after bariatric surgery....