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THAT thing is EXPENSIVE !!!! Adam and Eve sells em for freaking 19.95 !!!!!

morghan4527 reads

I get em by crossing my legs at the right moment who the hell needs an implant to do the work for me?

You know all it is - is a joy buzzer.

The sell them in Amsterdam in the sex shops. Kinda like a BenWa ball. Low frequency vibration it lays right against the pelvic bone around the g-spot and you can induce multiple orgasm with the flip of a switch.

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morghan4709 reads

butterfly is external sell em in Adam and Eve. Clit stim.
The others go INSIDE

morghan3575 reads

THAT thing is EXPENSIVE !!!! Adam and Eve sells em for freaking 19.95 !!!!!

...you can put it on the sunvisor, next to the garage door opener

Just install my tongue between your legs for an evening and let the fun begin.  I am also removable and renewable without a battery change.

You'll also find I am easier to train and adjustable as well.

morghan3304 reads

My dildo talks less... : )

But does it tell you how beautiful you are, slap your sweet butt or tug on your hair?

morghan5448 reads

If it did I would have to wrap thin wire around it shove a birthday candle down its tip and remind it of its place under my bed on the floor...

Now would probally be a good time to mention before bobbit horror stories overtake the board.. no I am penis friendly however tallywackers are not permitted to swat my fanny nor pull my hair with out recieving a swift firm wack with my flicker whip or riding crop... : ))))) MUAH AH AHAHAHAHAH

Sounds too good to be true!!  YEEEEHAAA

...but personally, can you imagine if the thing malfunctions and fires off continually?!!!  Would she be able to drive to the doctor?  

and....for the $64,000 question...do guys have the same neural circuits?  What would the implant do to us?  (assuming we bother to read the instructions before pushing that little button)...

Cheers all!

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