As a provider, I know the importance of being deliciously fresh, clean, and appealing when I meet with a client.  Most people do not want to spend time with, let alone money on, a woman who's anything but clean and well cared for.  Also: water- wet, Pope- Catholic.  

If you're not clean you're not going to get her best service.  So I make sure I'm well groomed in every way. I'd rather not go into detail but it's all pretty obvious stuff.

....I will also shower when arriving at her incall.  
Guaranteed freshness!  

I think the reason for this is most often the result of the human element.  We human beings, sadly, are unable to see ourselves as others do.

I ALWAYS take a shower, usually a double shower , within an hour of my appointment time.
It's more than important to me to be extremely clean and I expect it from the provider I'm seeing as well.

You ought to write a pamphlet! We providers can print them and hand them out to less mindful clients when we visit...  along with a complimentary Altoid and a bar of soap lol.  

Use soap AND a washcloth! Wash your nuts and your ass. I think most smelly people forget this important part. Wash, rinse, repeat. Dry off completely with a CLEAN towel. Brush your teeth twice, use mouth wash .... Shave close.

I always shower upon arrival and honestly would be mortified to bring dirty junk to the party.  I expect the same courtesy from the gals.  A noseful of stank for me is a total boner killer.  

Unfortunately the guys that don't will never think that you are talking about THEM.  

That may honestly be the most disgusting thing I've read all day... And that's saying something lol.

Good point.  It doesn't help that in the interest of not ruining the mood, I'm bet a lot of providers aren't nearly as direct as they should be in order to get the point across.  Creative solutions like the one I employed ("Hey... how about a nice, sexy shower to start? Think you can wash my back?" ::cue doe eyes:: ) may get the job done, but they don't fix the underlying problem-- a complete lack of self awareness.

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OMFG that's horrible.
Sadly, I also believe that many guys deliberately make themselves as disgusting as possible before visiting a sex worker. I often smell guys overpowering BO while sitting near them in stripclubs, and I can't help but wonder what dancer in her right mind would ever approach them.

Great point! And so true...may I please add, those who are un-circumcised, PULL THAT SKIN DOWN and wash underneath! If I want cheese, I'll go to Whole Foods!

The first thing a K girl usually does after greeting you at the door, besides giving you a welcoming kiss that is (I assume as long as  you don't have funk breath) is to get you undressed and immediately guided to the shower, whether you last showered in the last five minutes or the last five days. You are then presented with a "mouthwash cocktail" for both of you to enjoy followed by her scrubbing you clean from head to toe, with a lot of time spent in the middle.

Man smell

I like a little man smell.  Men are men.  They aren't supposed to smell like flowers.  That being said- I'm ok if he's someone im attracted to chemically, and say we meet for lunch and he hasn't showered since the morning.  That's OK.  But if he's someone I find unappealing in some way... any odor is revolting.  But I can't say I remember ever smelling someone disgusting.

In addition to being squeaky clean, manicured nails, clean shaven and minty breath do any of the guys or gals have any comments on commercial pheromones? Do the work?

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That is just sad commentary.  Why would any guy think that it is acceptable not to be freshly showered is beyond comprehension.

guess it depends on the chemistry, but there was one MP gal in particular I used to see at the end of the workday when we were both kind of funky smelling, but we got off on it and loved to lick each other's bodies.

Speaking for myself, I believe its paramount to practice good personal hygiene.  If I'm heading out to meet her, I time it so that depart just minutes after I finish getting ready.  If she's coming to me, same rule applies.

EEeeewww Dick cheese

They think girls love the way they smell because some girl back in high school told them they have sexy pheromones the 3 Ss taught in the military, Shit, Shower, & Shave are supposed to be done in that order, but guys get confused and since they are simpletons ... they don't wash their ass properly.

I always plan my sessions with time off from work so I will truly enjoy it. I do get ready before the meeting to make sure that I am freshly shower & well groom and clean clothes. Depending on the weather, I sometimes take a quick rinse when I get to the incall if it was  humid and 95 degrees outside. I would not want to show up to a lady all sweaty or with a bad breathe. The sweaty part might come later if it was a great session (haha).  
Common sense guys, treat the lady how you want to be treated.....

and anyone who needs details or instruction isn't reading this anway so it's pointless to elaborate. I will say that once upon a time my cover story was going for a morning run and I showed up a sweaty mess; I tried to jump in the shower but she wasn't having it, and I have to say getting right to it was pretty hot. Guess there is something to be said for man smell, provided it's the right kind.

Amazon 17% rate them one star, "Smells exactly like tea tree oil and doesn't do anything."
was one ... shit's expensive too.

Re: Man smell

But we are "gross" because they use a bidet after using the toilet ... we just shower after (hopefully)

This reminds me of that old routine by Redd Foxx, you can find it on Youtube..  lol

In response to all the surprised posters about why any hobbyist would be on the losing end of a Mr. Clean competition;

I have a very nice review from a gentleman who prior to our appointment had just eaten dinner and whatever he had was loaded with onions. He liked kissing, too, and it was so rude and disgusting that he didn't do anything for oral hygiene before our encounter. Please make an effort about your mouth, as well as the other parts of your body. Thanks!

If you want your "Nut Sack Licked-Wash Your Nut Sack" !  That goes for everything else !

I only had this problem once, and I was warned about it (from his refs) ahead of time so I knew what I was in for. I just guessed that maybe his culture wasn't one that used Deodorant, because it wasn't a down there issue but a pit issue. Personally, body odor from the pit area doesn't bother me.  

This is a problem. It happens several times a year. Gentlemen, when you dribble you leave pee all around your genital area after you put your penis back in your pants. The dribbles on your leg, groin, balls (and if you're fat, maybe even your stomach) leave a piss smell you may not detect from above, but when a provider's face is up close and personal, it's repulsive. First off, it's unhealthy for us to ingest. Urine carries disease like hepatitis and salmonella. But from your perspective, why would you want us to do anything other than just gobble you up!? I am embarrassed for the client when I have to stop and wash someone before I can proceed. I recently had a heavy guy who had smegma around the head of his cock.... REALLY?! I guess he can't see it to clean it.  And, yes, WASH YOUR ASS. Dingleberries and ass odor are a turn off. And don't just wash the area once... wash it again after you rinse. That smell is in your skin and doesn't necessarily go away with one quick pass with a bar of soap. I don't want any of the aforementioned things in my memory banks attached to YOU. The best policy is for both of us to be straight out of the shower.

Several months ago, I had an older client who complained that he never got good service from providers in the past, that they all seemed to try to get him out of there as quickly as possible. What he neglected to mention was his overwhelming odor, which I discovered after I got his pants off.

Especially after work.  I don't mind clients coming over from a hard days work.  I will have a shower waiting for them.  Bad hygiene could be solved by washing the lovely man parts.

How anyone who would rate you as a 5 for looks can't be sane. LOL

I've had clients whom stunk even after a "quick" hop in the shower... It's not like there isn't soap or body wash along with washrags provided...  They aren't regulars... Thank GAWD....   It's all about presentation in life, smelling good is essential....

Ava, now you know why London hires a chief cock and ball washer.  That is why she charges so much.

it's better than not taking one but to be clean you have to be thorough.

a client shower upon arrival. write in in caps on the rules section of your site.

that much improved attention to personal hygiene (than at anytime before in my life) has been one of many positive outcomes from exposure to the hobby for me.

I'll second that..........maybe he asked his seeing eye dog to rate that for him.  That IS what blind people do.......isn't it?

And she penalized. Seriously if the guy came over and smelled that bad I would not see him. I would bullshit my way out of the appointment (feign diarrhea, Ebola, fucking dengue fever not to touch that) and never see  the nasty POS again.

I have had a guy "shower" and come out  still reeking of BO. That is a whole new world of unclean right there.  

This question has been asked probably more than a million times. The answer is very simple. Everything you do in your adult life is largely depends on what you were taught growing up. If you were taught respect others, you will, you were taught good hygiene, you will continue with it till you die,etc.

My Frenchman also laid back and tried to put his arm around me to cuddle, ie. put my face in his dripping wet pit.  I was like, "Ummm...  I need to go over there --->"  Where?  "Anywhere else!

Anyhoo. I'll still have to let my statement to your message above stand. That was some asinine shit there!

Even after taking a shower, use a baby wipe over your hole a few times. Use your finger to stick the baby wipe in a little (like a centimeter). Repeat until the baby wipe comes out clean

I'm sorry, am I to understand that you would walk out on a provider who dared to question your hygiene?  

If I wasn't clean and fresh I'd be so self conscious that I'd never come close to having a good time. I clip all around my cock and balls to smooth (thank goodness for the micro touch). I take usually two showers prior to a date and if at an incall I shower after the initial hug and kiss, both so she knows I'm fresh and so she has time to discretely be assured that the envelope is correct. I can't even imagine how self conscious I'd be if I couldn't shower directly before, I like having my cock sucked too much to have to be concerned about my hygiene.  

I'd enjoy having a drink with you and discussing the finer things in life, like the women we fuck.  

For the provider as well as the hobbyist.  I would never subject a woman, provider or otherwise, to poor hygiene.  It is also a very definite reflection of the hobbyist how he presents himself.  I probably spend a good hour before each appointment cleaning myself, manscaping, making sure the hotel room doesn't look,like a frat house.  I also clip my nails the night before and buff out any hangnails or sharp edges.  I'm not into cologne but I do use a pleasant smelling soap along with deodorant.

And the rest of the hobby world should hear about his rancid depends and every other day shower.  

beforehand and he still is not clean, then he showers and still is not clean. He goes home and the date is over. if you dont want to press the issue or ask him to leave then it's on you.

Just to keep us guessing, about one out of every 50-100 posts Senor Grumpy will actually make a post that makes perfect sense. Don't be fooled though, he will follow it up with a post even dumber than his usual low standard.

You're not the first to inform me of this today. Lol. I hear he has a rep of being negative and not making any sense a lot of times. I mean is there any worse combination in the world. Lol. I'll be easy on em as I will some others. There are some sensitive mofos on these boards. I tell ya. If you can't take what you give, I have ZERO respect for ya. Lowest of the low! You're just not a man, imo! Lol. I hate saying someone is not a man for any reason but damn Thats surely a #1 characteristic of not being one in my book. Smh!!

Where  dirty-depends-every-other-day-shower got pissed and gave her a shit review? Or they just get mad and you are alone with them. If it is that bad that my eyes are watering I feign a heart attack and get them to leave.

Always wash back there twice. An now findin out a girl can smell urine drops on a guy I have a new regimen. Got a lavender body scrub for crotch an under carriage.