my husband doesn't look elsewhere. hmm should i unlock his chastity belt yet though?

Guilt rant:  I’m wondering how many other shitheads like me there are out there.  I’ve spent so much money on plastic surgery, that my wife remains stunningly beautiful and sexy even at her (our) age . . . .  especially when she wants to be, at least.   IMO, she is far more so than 90%  of the providers I’ve seen and her tits are bigger (recently advanced to 1000cc from 700).   Furthermore, except that she has a really bad habit of minimizing foreplay, she’s a better fuck than just about any provider I’ve seen.  So, am I the only horse’s ass that isn’t satisfied with the good thing he’s got and still goes looking elsewhere?  

As a side note, several times during after-sex pillow-talk, providers have tried to pry into my married life, assuming that I’d tell them that my wife is old and baggy and doesn’t keep herself up, etc, etc..  I've always blown off their questions with non-committal answers, which somehow seems dissatisfy them.

So if your wife was a provider would you still be a shithead? Also if you do put her in the biz can I get on the schedule. lol

Even Brad Pitt wishes he could fuck somebody besides Angelina Jolie.

Of course he does...

... there's a man who's tired of fucking her.

And another cliche (true though it may be).... Variety is the spice of life.  I don't find it surprising at all that some guys have stunning, smart, sweet, kind, sexy wives. I think it's the best of both worlds, to have a wonderful woman at home and to also have a little adventure with other wonderful women on the side.

You are a smar women!   I used to date a women like yourself.  She would always tell me, "I don't are who you fuck, just don't fall in love".  She passed away and I have never found a women like her.  To ad she was a LA 10, 5'5, 101lb, thin, 32C and just loved to make love and fuck.

It's a book -- look it up. You don't have to be Jewish to benefit, and it might be the answer you seek.

Orson Bean on the Johnny Carson "Tonight Show" ( yes I'm dating myself) was talking about being on a clothing optional beach. He said there were naked women all over the place. An attractive young lady came to put out her things and was still in her bathing suit. He noticed that even though there were completely naked attractive women everywhere all the men were looking at her and watching to see what she looked like when she disrobed and he found himself trying to look down her top for a glimpse at her breast. That pretty much says it right there.

There is a strip club in my area that has pictures of beautiful naked women is various sexy poses all around the top of the men's restroom wall. Among those pictures is a sign that says, just remember no matter what, there is somebody somewhere that is tired of her shit.

I don't have a SO, but I did peruse this book bc I like the author...good suggestion JG.

Although, he should have titled it "Shtupping Without Sin"  yiddish is fun ;p

It does not matter how hot she is or how good she is in bed..

Its like Baskin Robbins.. You can only have 4 flavors at home
and sometimes you want Dunkin Donuts...

We all get bored and want variety..

A new taste, A new smell, A new touch...

YES! even your wife wants to get something new from time to time. she would never own it because it is not "lady like" but deep down.. we all wonder what Joe down the street would feel like..We don;t want to keep him and we don't want you to know about it..

BUT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN!

No matter how physically beautiful a woman may be, there is some man somewhere who is tired of putting up with her crap!

Over time I have had some very pretty girlfriends, but no matter how pretty a girl may be on the outside, once a couple of months have passed her insides start becoming a lot more important.

We should all (not just pretty women) devote as much efforts to our insides as the outside so that others don't become tired of our crap too quickly.