In the fall sometime (i think it was october) I got a text that said 'can you do an outcall for 80$?'

I hope you have started a trend. I can't help but think this might catch on. lol

First of all, any lady agreeing to an $80 outcall, with no screening is not someone I think I'd like to see.

He deserved that and much more... 😈

I don't know about evil.  You could have ignored him or said no.  I wonder what kind of raft of shit a guy who did this would get?  Not that he wouldn't have deserved it. Sometimes it is very tempting to let a person have what they ask for.  Not referring to you MM.   bigdell

I would say it is highly unprofessional though.

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if I ever get a request like that? Freaking classic!!!! I love it!

But sometimes stupidity deserve a little light hearted evil. At any rate, despite it being evil, it was funny and he deserved it. You made me smile, thanks.

She has her rates on her page... why he could not read them and instead he decided to contact her, use her time to play games?  
Maybe the guy needs to grow up and if he cant afford what is on our sites... do the homework and find someone else that he can.

She gets paid for her professional services, this was just for plain, and slightly evil entertainment.

I would seem to get telemarketing calls during dinner. I once told the caller that I was going to prison in 3 days so I didn't think I needed his product.

You didn't offer to pick up something to eat on your way there? Maybe not evil, but so inconsiderate.

She asked about hers. I agree that this "gentleman" acted irresponsibly. I am not arguing that point one bit. The OP then decided to play head games with him, and that is where her unprofessional actions came into play. In addition, the more thought I give this, she is also increasing her risk level with this person. There are some unstable people in this line of work on the male side of the coin, and doing something intentionally to embarrass and possibly provoke someone, whose mental stability is yet unknown, is an added risk that I don't believe any young lady should take in any line of work, including this one. That is just my opinion as I do respect yours Veronica.

How is she increasing her risk?

And you didn't really DO anything to him except prank him.  Which he thoroughly deserved.

It depends whether you think his request was born of ignorance or malice. If the former then it would seem to indicate you lack empathy.

I am hoping this is one of those times. hehe. The reasons for my comment were contained inside my last post. You are free to disagree with my reasoning, but I did make an argument. I will concede I need to work on my jocularity and sense of humor. It is not a strong point. Maybe it is just one of several reasons I must pay to sleep with beautiful, young women.

..was the idiot hobbyist who expected her to do an outcall for 1/3 of her usual rate (and had a driver to pay as well).  Get off your fucking high horse and out of your ivory tower and into the real world.

and yes you do have the dubious honor of having less of a sense of humor that even our very own humorless fuck, Droopy Dog. lol

I wouldn't expect a Neanderthal like you, who bullies escorts here, to understand the concept of professionalism and sure enough, once again, you did not disappoint.

That was funny as heck.  

Also a great Metallica song.

And I love it...lol

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If he's just plain STOOPID, well, there's no fixing that. This was hysterical. I can say that because not even when I was ten years old would I have called a professional of any kind asking if they would do their thing for a fraction of their stated price. What a MO-RON.  

Book a flight to Toronto!

I've never taken it that far but I do like to fuck with people who act stupid like that...especially if they ask if I'm LE

Because I am. Thanks.

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Everybody is ignorant until they aren't. People with empathy realise this and cut some slack. I'm not telling anyone to be empathetic, I am just noting its lack.

Not evil, but stupid.

If she wanted her time, at her own will to text back and forth with the other party.  

It's just that we are empathetic towards her having to deal with a moron rather than empathizing with the moron.  

No clients means no money. Talk about stupid.

The word exactly captured the meaning I intended to convey.  

Where did that come from?

someone just decided now would be a good time to turn the tables? Holy bi-polar batman. Whoa

i was gonna leave it and it was explaining to me alot about different personalities that i have myself come across and some perplex me. Like the empathic guy. I didn't want this to be serious but I guess I have to...

Did you notice how many likes you have on your OP? That is probably close to a record on the GD board!

P.S. Look it...this guy was not a idiot in the sense that has been referred to here

I just liked her post too.  

He actually believed that?

Ok that's really funny. Especially since he actually believed that you hadn't showered for about 5 months. I just would've sent one of those emojis with the "laughing so hard I'm crying face" and told him "You're out of your mind. Maybe you could get a kiss for 80. That's about it." And then block his number and leave him texting you forever thinking that there's some room for negotiation. Reminds me of insulting low-ball offers from Salt Daddies - a.k.a. wanna-be sugar daddies.

You might ruin your reputation!

Yes, he might do that indeed. Or at least lose his secondary title as the "MOST humorless fuck" on TER. That title is now in serious jeopardy.

The hearing impaired, the intellectually impaired, the sanity impaired, the financially impaired... they all want licenses and pussy.

You did, are you saying you knew who was texting you?

What are you even talking about?

Well I've read a thousand posts saying that clients should be screened.  

You sound like a loon... and I don't feel sorry for you.

Not feeling sorry for you.

folks might talk....

The guy is a complete fucktard... and there are consequences for such.  As consequences go - this was relatively mild.  Not even the snow flakiest of liberals is going to defend this guy.  He ain't a protected class.

But not before she replies to them. How can she screen them minus communication with them? She never ever had any intention of seeing that fool, just with having a little fun with your intellectual equal.

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Hobbyists are amateurs by definition. If you get it for free, it's not a profession. If she pays you, then you're not a hobbyist. You're a gigolo.

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance. -- Hanlon's razor

I see you are to stupid to employ. If you bitch about something, and don't make any attempts to change what you are bitching about, so I guess that makes you a bitch, and a stupid bitch at that.

stopping by CVS to pick up some Imodium for a terrible case of diarrhea.

I Might have to try this once

eventually achieves a certain level of "burn-out!"

Damn, I thought this was the answer to that age old question:  

you get stood up.