not only do i fart but I also blame the dog on occassion....lol

Right!  You all love to pretend you don't, but we know you do.  So share with us all the ways you cover it up.  I would love to record the sounds in the Ladies Room of a bar.  My ex used to sneak into the bathroom and get on her hands and knees to force them out.  You gals are so amusing when you pretend to be dainty.

Please don't hi-jack the thread Iniky... The anwers to the OP's theme should be friggin' hilarious...

Yours is interesting enough to be it's own thread... I've often wondered why women go to public restrooms in herds... You may be onto one of the reasons... Fart contests...

I figured the ladies here are smart enough to write a second paragraph on farting.  lol!  Are you suggesting they ain't?
As for female farting contests, ladies, please also tell us do you have the same rule we do? If you shit, are you disqualified?

i do not masturbate, or more accurately, i can no longer masturbate (as in not since childhood) but only because it does nothing for me. my own touch on my own body feels quite clinical, and i am also not the type of person who can become aroused merely by physical stimulation of any kind. i need the strong sexual presence of someone else...a man...who is greatly aroused and in need, before i can have any hope of being aroused myself. and as far as masturbating in front of a man, that is impossible as well, as 1. it is still my same old clinical touch; and 2. most men get their idea of female masturbation from pornography, where a woman is rubbing her clitoris or using toys, etc., and those are not sensations which are pleasant or even tolerable for me AT ALL. back as a young sexually inexperienced whippersnapper who DID successfully masturbate, i always had to hump against something (typically a firm stuffed animal) in order to get those warm tingles. and that simply does not create a sexy visual, imo.

Its almost weird to hear a provider that doesn't masturbate. As a man, I don't masturbate either. For some of the reasons u describe. I don't like to touch myself in my own presence cause its not stimulating. I guess, I have been accustomed to having a women next to me before I get excited. However, I will masturbate if a women is next to me, but, not by myself.

As for a women, I thought all women masturbate. I mean, u guys got more toys than the guys do. Vibrators, dildos, a whole bunch of other shit I will not name. How is that not for stimulation? As for a guy, my hands are too rough and strong, it just feels weird doing it by myself.

That's what I pay the providers to take care of a few times a week.  Unlike the 18 year old version of my self, multiple pops 3-4 times a week are more than enough to keep me happy.

I even have photos on my site...so I can't deny it...lol.

I've had times where i've done it twice a day for a wk. Sometimes I don't get the urge to masturbate for a month *shrugs*.  On avg tho....i guess two to 3 times a wk.  I'm not a fan of fingers on myself (i prefer someone else's lol) so if i'm playing fiddle with my own middle I have many vibrators.

Ok this is one of my fav. topics... as I masterbate everyday at least once and sometimes more depending on what comes over me.  I find as I get older I'm more playful than in my 20's, also as my cycle comes closer I can masterbate every hour, as for the means,,  its always a combination of fingers and depending on mood toys, even combine with breast play...   I'm so sad that more women have not discovered  the wonderful joys of Jill time....   Now go have fun all you Wankers...lol

Kisses,
Lexi