I don't do this very often, at least as often as I fucking should.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving. ESPECIALLY the ones that let me grace(or disgrace) their lives!

You know who you are....

Either the turkey or your date, which ever comes first.

Happy Turkey Day.

I call Bull Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a happy one yourself.

And, of course, to all and sundry who likewise know who they are!

Very very fine people.

As for the turkey ... well ... I think I had a better day than it did. (*grin*)

Asshole.

he is either really drunk or he really does have a heart.

What primus said.

Yeah, I know. A lot. Let me rephrase the question.

Who is it that wants to meet with me in the very near future?

What were you smoking yesterday besides the turkey?

that kind of efficiency.

LMAO!