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Hey d*ck head...that should read...
parvenu 1 Reviews 2417 reads
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Songs for Providers

What popular songs can apply to the hobby with just a little tweek?  Here's two: "I was Paid to Love You" by Stevie Wonder; Can Buy Me Love by the Beatles.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 950 reads
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How much is that doggie in the bedroom? e


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cspatz 68 Reviews 1482 reads
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3 / 30
Sort of off topic but ....

.. Louis CK does a mean version of "Sitting on a Cock Cause I'm Gay".

Tallman57 3 Reviews 1089 reads
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4 / 30
The song is can't buy me love......

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a lot of fun here. Lol

BigGuy1976 1 Reviews 867 reads
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LMAO -eom-


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 910 reads
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"What's AIDS got to do with it (Tina Turner)." E.


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 847 reads
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7 / 30
When a Mangina Loves a Hooker.. (Percy Sledge) eom


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inicky46 61 Reviews 953 reads
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8 / 30
Since I am a Gilbert and Sullivan fan...

I'd prefer not just one song but the entire operetta of
"Pirates in Men's Pants."

donbecker54 19 Reviews 993 reads
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9 / 30
Re: Since I am a Gilbert and Sullivan fan...

No modification necessary. "Pay to Play" by Nirvana.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 1039 reads
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10 / 30
London's theme song

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)  

No changes needed

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 888 reads
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11 / 30
Hey d*ck head...that should read...

"I will do anything for money, but I won't do that." While I am at it, my theme song is "Drunk Enough" by Angels Fall. See the Irony lol. Or, "The High Road" by Three Days Grace. I can't do Meatloaf or Meatball..whatever the fk y'all call that dude.  

 



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Vivianna Love See my TER Reviews 1017 reads
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12 / 30
wow, you got me thinking

“Roxanne” by The Police...

My favorite lyrics  is  "STOLEN CAR" By Sting

Enjoy the list.... hehehe...

I Dreamed A Dream" Les Misérables? or  'Lovely Ladies'  

Woman Of The Night by the Bar-Kays

Sweet Painted Lady" Elton John

"Call me"  Blondie

Killer Queen" Queen

Bad Girls" Donna Summer

None Of Your Business'Salt-N-Pepa

Lady Marmelade" by Labelle

"Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)" by Akon and "The A Team" by Ed Sheeran

House of the Rising Sun The ANIMALS.

Tina Turner: Private Dancer

Nickelback "Shakin Hands"?

Three Wooden Crosses" Randy Travis

"Queen of the Silver Dollar" and "Penicillin Penny" both by Dr Hook

"Fancy" by Reba McEntire,  

"What Do You Do For Money, Honey" by AC/DC, and "Hot Child in the City" by Nick Glider all belong on the list.

 
What about Mama by Genesis???

mona38 See my TER Reviews 869 reads
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13 / 30
AC/DC.. What Do You Do For Money Honey!! No Tweek Needed..Eom



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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 825 reads
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14 / 30
Re: wow, you got me thinking

Good lord...

What about "I hate everything about you" by Three Days Grace? Yes, much better. :)

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 839 reads
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Dinah-Moe-Humm [e] :D


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DynamiteDominicDeNucci 887 reads
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16 / 30
For the ones with a smelly snatch :Give me three steps , give me three steps "SISTER" ( tweek )

And you'll never see me no more . Fo Sure !

Kikiissexy See my TER Reviews 789 reads
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17 / 30
I'm A Little Off Topic Also

Take the song "Should've Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith  and replace Cowboy with Dildo.

It does work--look up the song with lyrics!  Totally fun.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 928 reads
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18 / 30
And I can attest…

You have the very model of a hardened major genital.

tg_baby 804 reads
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19 / 30
HA!! Too funny..

You have ruined that song for me, forever...I'm sure I'll burst out laughing next time I hear it! :D

inicky46 61 Reviews 988 reads
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20 / 30
Re: And I can attest…

I literally did laugh out loud!  I can't even think of a decent (or indecent) response.  Perhaps something based on "Three Little Maids From School Are We," from The Mikado?  I could dress you like a Geisha.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 1468 reads
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21 / 30
Problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAQVGx1vzrk

Udo 870 reads
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22 / 30
Ain't Know Fun If the Homies Can't Have Any

This song by the honorable Snoop Dog exemplifies many hobbyist's true feelings for providers. Providers are not to be taken home to the family as Snoop Dog creatively states in this little song. They have only one use for the homies (Hobbyists?).

I give Snoop major props for this song and also props for the hobbyists honest enough to admit this is the real reason they drop hard earned cash on the providers! Snoop is not politically correct, but he is honest in his intent for women!

LovetoDaty 7 Reviews 919 reads
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23 / 30
How about "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison? I think of hookers whenever I hear it (eom)


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inicky46 61 Reviews 1000 reads
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24 / 30
Oh, no! Are you outing someone's alias???

Oh, well, he's MIA anyway.  Pussy!

inicky46 61 Reviews 843 reads
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25 / 30
Jesus! You can't even post a link properly! Get a fucking clue. *sigh* (eom)


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inicky46 61 Reviews 792 reads
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26 / 30
Speaking of dildos


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Related Link: Kitty's being a dildo!

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 820 reads
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27 / 30
Re: London's theme song

"Hurt" by Nine Inch (nails)

tralala_xxx 9 Reviews 909 reads
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28 / 30
Re: AC/DC.. What Do You Do For Money Honey!! No Tweek Needed..Eom

Two more from AC/DC:  "Sink The Pink" and "Giving The Dog A Bone"

HeathersLuv4u See my TER Reviews 837 reads
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29 / 30
? "F**kin Problems" By ASAP Rocky? "I Love Bad Bitches That's My Fkn Problem. Yeah I Like To FK, I.

Gotta Fuckin Problem"
Yep...made me think of you fellas,.,,lo

Related Link: http://youtu.be/liZm1im2erU

honestprovider 1063 reads
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30 / 30
This would be my themesong.............

to clients who think they gave me countless orgasms:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYhziwc7g

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