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tg_baby 802 reads
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You have ruined that song for me, forever...I'm sure I'll burst out laughing next time I hear it! :D

parvenu2417 reads

What popular songs can apply to the hobby with just a little tweek?  Here's two: "I was Paid to Love You" by Stevie Wonder; Can Buy Me Love by the Beatles.

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cspatz1481 reads

.. Louis CK does a mean version of "Sitting on a Cock Cause I'm Gay".

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Tallman571089 reads

Money can't buy love, but it can buy a lot of fun here. Lol

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inicky46951 reads

I'd prefer not just one song but the entire operetta of
"Pirates in Men's Pants."

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donbecker54993 reads

No modification necessary. "Pay to Play" by Nirvana.

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rrasha88928 reads

You have the very model of a hardened major genital.

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inicky46988 reads

I literally did laugh out loud!  I can't even think of a decent (or indecent) response.  Perhaps something based on "Three Little Maids From School Are We," from The Mikado?  I could dress you like a Geisha.

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Foodyguy1038 reads

I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)  

No changes needed

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London Rayne886 reads

"I will do anything for money, but I won't do that." While I am at it, my theme song is "Drunk Enough" by Angels Fall. See the Irony lol. Or, "The High Road" by Three Days Grace. I can't do Meatloaf or Meatball..whatever the fk y'all call that dude.  

 



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rrasha88820 reads

"Hurt" by Nine Inch (nails)

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Vivianna Love1017 reads

“Roxanne” by The Police...

My favorite lyrics  is  "STOLEN CAR" By Sting

Enjoy the list.... hehehe...

I Dreamed A Dream" Les Misérables? or  'Lovely Ladies'  

Woman Of The Night by the Bar-Kays

Sweet Painted Lady" Elton John

"Call me"  Blondie

Killer Queen" Queen

Bad Girls" Donna Summer

None Of Your Business'Salt-N-Pepa

Lady Marmelade" by Labelle

"Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)" by Akon and "The A Team" by Ed Sheeran

House of the Rising Sun The ANIMALS.

Tina Turner: Private Dancer

Nickelback "Shakin Hands"?

Three Wooden Crosses" Randy Travis

"Queen of the Silver Dollar" and "Penicillin Penny" both by Dr Hook

"Fancy" by Reba McEntire,  

"What Do You Do For Money, Honey" by AC/DC, and "Hot Child in the City" by Nick Glider all belong on the list.

 
What about Mama by Genesis???

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London Rayne825 reads

Good lord...

What about "I hate everything about you" by Three Days Grace? Yes, much better. :)

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tralala_xxx909 reads

Two more from AC/DC:  "Sink The Pink" and "Giving The Dog A Bone"

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inicky461000 reads

Oh, well, he's MIA anyway.  Pussy!

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DynamiteDominicDeNucci887 reads

And you'll never see me no more . Fo Sure !

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tg_baby803 reads

You have ruined that song for me, forever...I'm sure I'll burst out laughing next time I hear it! :D

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Kikiissexy789 reads

Take the song "Should've Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith  and replace Cowboy with Dildo.

It does work--look up the song with lyrics!  Totally fun.

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inicky46792 reads

Related Link: Kitty's being a dildo!

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escalade19641468 reads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAQVGx1vzrk

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HeathersLuv4u837 reads

Gotta Fuckin Problem"
Yep...made me think of you fellas,.,,lo

Related Link: http://youtu.be/liZm1im2erU

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Udo870 reads

This song by the honorable Snoop Dog exemplifies many hobbyist's true feelings for providers. Providers are not to be taken home to the family as Snoop Dog creatively states in this little song. They have only one use for the homies (Hobbyists?).

I give Snoop major props for this song and also props for the hobbyists honest enough to admit this is the real reason they drop hard earned cash on the providers! Snoop is not politically correct, but he is honest in his intent for women!

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honestprovider1062 reads

to clients who think they gave me countless orgasms:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eYhziwc7g

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