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0603450onThe1725 reads

Gentlemen and Ladies of the court..........please do explain how this works....since I'm a fresh 'newbie' and all.........thank you in advance ;)

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Ridgetucky813 reads

My ATF retired.  

But on our very first date I walked in and she said hmmmm.

I instantly placed a DFK on her and from there it was non-stop.  Now that happens a lot (some of these women are very good actors)  Here is the difference.

She had fun.  I know faking when I see it.  Believe me I been with enough fakers for a lifetime.

Then our second date.  She was in the CG position.  She came so hard that her arms went flailing about and damn near gave me a black eye.

As I was leaving the appointment she walked me to the door stark naked and planted a big wet kiss on me.  Then emailed me later that night to say she had a great time.

That's an ATF.

Got it?  Get it.  Good.

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0603450onThe762 reads

post even from you RT. Cute. And Yes, I get it. I just don't see how they exist in this world, that's all. I think it's all 'hype', no?  

Fucking hilarious tho. Thank you for the huge smile ;)

Posted By: Ridgetucky
My ATF retired.    
   
 But on our very first date I walked in and she said hmmmm.  
   
 I instantly placed a DFK on her and from there it was non-stop.  Now that happens a lot (some of these women are very good actors)  Here is the difference.  
   
 She had fun.  I know faking when I see it.  Believe me I been with enough fakers for a lifetime.  
   
 Then our second date.  She was in the CG position.  She came so hard that her arms went flailing about and damn near gave me a black eye.  
   
 As I was leaving the appointment she walked me to the door stark naked and planted a big wet kiss on me.  Then emailed me later that night to say she had a great time.  
   
 That's an ATF.  
   
 Got it?  Get it.  Good.

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Ridgetucky791 reads

On our 2nd date as we were in "motion".  

She says

"your dick fits perfectly on my clit"

THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING LINE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF SEX - EVER.

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perfectstorm654 reads

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0603450onThe598 reads

ever look at links. Too much work. Just explain for me will ya cutie, please, with a cherry on top?

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Jacque_Jenesais557 reads

It's pretty badass. Good job. You're on my ATF website list haha

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0603450onThe652 reads

but a STUPID advertising site didn't 'approve' of it if you can believe that bullshit. I'm boycotting the site....but not telling what it is ;)) Perhaps you can guess.............................

Apparently, Hookers with TALENT are exempt from joining since they are not 'pronounced' professionals by trade at videography, photography and website design. And yes I do it all myself and am quite proud of it. I'll be damned if someone tells me NO one more fucking time. Go figure. Unreal huh?

Now you know why I'm fucking drinking.......hahaha, but hey, THANK YOU for recognizing it. That means more to me than anything.  

FUCK YOU and you know who you are ;)

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Dr Who revived620 reads

G
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But given that it's just another mall...who the fuck cares.  Plenty of gals avoid him like the plague.  And for good reason...just an immature dude with a huge ego problem.

And when all you want to do is post an ad...who the hell needs the drama Mike insists on creating!

Frankly better values out there in your neck of the woods.  And no drama!

Posted By: TaylorSteele
but a STUPID advertising site didn't 'approve' of it if you can believe that bullshit. I'm boycotting the site....but not telling what it is ;)) Perhaps you can guess.............................  
   
 Apparently, Hookers with TALENT are exempt from joining since they are not 'pronounced' professionals by trade at videography, photography and website design. And yes I do it all myself and am quite proud of it. I'll be damned if someone tells me NO one more fucking time. Go figure. Unreal huh?  
   
 Now you know why I'm fucking drinking.......hahaha, but hey, THANK YOU for recognizing it. That means more to me than anything.  
   
 FUCK YOU and you know who you are ;)

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AnotherDonJohn451 reads

The clowns running the site you won't name are just setting up a fiction if exclusivity so that the ladies can charge 500/h+ for fancy photoshopping.

It's not just Mike.
The other rumored owners. ...one has gotten outed and is laying low I guess.  
The other is the maven / fairy ho mother of over the hill overcharging hookers.
And I don't mean the eponymous lady- I understand she has little to do with it.  

If it's a badge, it's an avoid badge from the POV of this John.

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Dr Who revived543 reads

I also heard that some in NYC are trying to get funding for a full length feature film entitled....

The 600
 

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
The clowns running the site you won't name are just setting up a fiction if exclusivity so that the ladies can charge 500/h+ for fancy photoshopping.  
   
 It's not just Mike.  
 The other rumored owners. ...one has gotten outed and is laying low I guess.  
 The other is the maven / fairy ho mother of over the hill overcharging hookers.  
 And I don't mean the eponymous lady- I understand she has little to do with it.  
   
 If it's a badge, it's an avoid badge from the POV of this John.

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AnotherDonJohn528 reads

...rumored is the relationship between this outed bro and one of the three-letter-place girls, who's not the coowner.
Too crazy over there.  

So far, it seems like a sweet deal while they're skimming off every girl's hard work.
And while the benefit is questionable.
Are they a Zocdoc for hookers, scheduling appointment? I presume not
because I guess that the business model they have is partly to avoid a bust in NYC.
How many times, even on this board, has someone said: "it's not really an agency".  
This is a message that had to come down from them.

I'm unsure whom they are marketing to.
The really rich guys don't need to see ads- their assistants will have the direct #s.
The group of guys under them start to intersect with TER.
I'd be surprised if a girl doesn't wonder how much it is worth incrementally for her business right before the check is due.
And I'd be surprised if renewals didn't start to drop off over time.

Why am I ranting now?
I've been waiting for someone to bring it up because they're driving up prices!
It's fantastic price fixing, as CPA said.  
If hot indys under the age of 40 would just say no to them, they'd be done in a NY minute

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AnotherDonJohn488 reads

Because it's not the rate that should get you excited,

It's the profit difference=
(New rate x new#johns -new expenses )
Vs
(Old rate x old#johns -old expenses )

If the increase in the rate leads to fewer johns or less gain than you hoped, you could be losing money, at the higher cost basis.  

Especially over slow periods where they're still taking a subscription/listing fee.  

Imagine running your own site and paying for this and seeing no increased profit from GLS, despite the higher rate -- not working enough essentially ...

And with new sites often, as the novelty wears off and they're not adding much to your existing marketing, you'll find the economics get worse not better...

My story is anecdotal but I've never even visited the site.  

There's just too much overlapping functionality: Datecheck, ter, p411. Why do I need another mall?

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AnotherDonJohn405 reads

Then no doubt it is the perfect instrument.

Then Price fixing always works for that, while it's allowed to run.  

Plus there may be reasons you just want to work less or run a tax loss.

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0603450onThe465 reads

What's wrong with this post? I'm asking a question I am perplexed by. I don't understand the ATF thing, that's all. Do you understand it, if so, explain it to me, help me to understand from you veterans. But no, not drunk LOL.

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no_email558 reads

it's a feather for tickling asses

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0603450onThe535 reads

that's so disturbing. If I dream about that tonight I'm hunting you down tomorrow with that damn fuschia pink feather.

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inicky46605 reads

When guys want to take it literally that you can only give out one.  It's silly.  In the case of ATF the argument is over whether you can have more than one.  I say you can, because what happens when some hot thing tops your ATF?  A friend of my has lots of ATF but his best girl is dubbed his ATATF. So whatever floats your boat.
Mine was the first I saw when I returned to this after a long hiatus called marriage.  The first and, while some have matched her, none have topped her.  An absolute sex machine who doesn't even need the money but gets turned on by getting paid for sex.  Then she takes her coin and buys great vacations for her family all around the world.  Just over a year ago she threw herself a birthday party in a $4,000-a-night suite at a fancy Manhattan hotel, blowing everything she made over the previous three days.
I am pleased to say she invented a new sexual position with me she named "Spider Monkey." She is a sexual prodigy.

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0603450onThe553 reads

it's an oxymoron of a statement. You have an ATF until she is 'topped'.......I think it's a stupid phrase quite honestly IMHO. I don't ever want to be called someone's ATF...that just means you're at the top waiting to be booted by something better, which we all know is inevitable. Kind of stupid in my book.

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inicky46512 reads

That's why I compared it to the argument over whether a "10" really means "Once in a lifetime." I've been with scores of beautiful women who also totally rock in bed.  It's just not really possible to pick out an All Time Favorite.
I mentioned my ATF because she has a special place in my Pantheon, and some of the reasons have nothing to do with sex.

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WickedBrut568 reads

This is the Village Venus problem.
Once upon a time in a very remote village all the guys were nuts over this one sweet maiden (38DD-24-36) and they all agreed that she was the most beautiful woman in the world and rightfully so--in their world she was. So then one sweet day a guy visits the big city and comes back to the village and tells everybody that this local lovely of theirs is just so-so compared to the women in the outside world. The rest of the guys cried heresy and clubbed the fool to death.
It happens everyday, and every category: food, wine, principles of logic, religions, military strategies, sock designs, etc.

ATF means the clown has to quantify people as to who's the best rather than enjoy the all the different forms of beauty and excitement. The notion of monogamy spawns the prevalence probably. And us/them outlooks. Backwards. Village Venus's are in the eye of the ignorant beholder. And in one field or another we are all ignorant and we all have a few VVs.

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AnotherDonJohn653 reads

To call it the Nicky?

Related Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Full%20Spider%20Monkey

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inicky46439 reads

That's not what she did and it's hard to paint the picture in words, but I'll try.
I was sitting at the bottom of the bed with my feet on the floor.  She had straddled me and had one leg on the bed and another on the floor.  She also was facing a low credenza across from the bed and had both hands on it.  Using her hands and legs she was posting up and down on my cock. She said she'd never done it before.  And you can't name it after me because I was merely the very willing recipient.

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To call it the Nicky?

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AnotherDonJohn492 reads

minus a credenza?

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HangingwithBears477 reads

LOL... No, ATF is a term we use to describe that one (or handful) of providers we like the best. Sometimes it's one, other times there are a few. Providers claim they have ATF's as well and that's because they like seeing certain guys for whatever reasons. We're easier, funnier, who knows what's in women's minds, I certainly don't :-)

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0603450onThe492 reads

technically can be more than one. But doesn't ALL TIME mean one...no? I'm so confused by this, I just don't get it, so don't anyone call me it ok, even if I am your all time favorite ;) Just keep it tucked away. I think this term messes with minds in this world quite honestly and is thrown out there a lil too often.  

It should mean something 'special' or more importantly, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms...I love the firearms part... feeling a gun is very powerful indeed ;)

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Dave76015436 reads

check your email!

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Dave76015548 reads

TS wants to put her hands around a hot weapon.  I got 11.  I'll leave it up to your imagination to figure out the count of what's a a hot weapon, and what's just shootin' blanks!  
O Lordy, Lordy, I just can't wait to see what fun this leads to!!!!

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Dave76015732 reads

I got a short list of potential Team Captains I'd like to interview for the positions!!!    8-P

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AnotherDonJohn457 reads

Two working definitions:
1. be the best in your class at delivering your menu - top 5%
2. be worth 2-3x+ your current trading price

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mrfisher433 reads

Really, there's no way to properly define a term like this in the context of an aesthetic pursuit like this hobby.

Can anyone define their all time favorite for a song, or a recipe, or a movie?

It changes with our mood and with the current offerings, among other factors.

Let's see if we can drop the "all time", and just discuss this gal or that gal as a favorite (or not), and move on.

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Can we also drop the description "I Forgot it was Service".  Even with a so called ATF (I have yet to use the term), does anyone actually forget its a service when there is a white envelope stuffed with Benjamins involved...

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WickedBrut465 reads

An ATF is who you see a second, third, however many times until you get tired of her or she gets tired of coming up with new positions or whatever, and then you have to go through the whole 2-call rigmarole with someone who looks sexier in her stills and hope to start the process all over again? Serial ATFing? Doesn't this skid a little too close to-- well, not marriage, but... Pair-bonding? OR does ATF mean... granted, I mean "mean" in the most subjective of ways, like it MEANS something different to everybody and maybe not always the same thing to anybody... Anyway, does the term mean a favorite memory that you are sure will outlast all the other memories of less favorite fucks?

Like you have some music compositions that you really like and might listen to over and over, but if you had to listen to nothing else wouldn't it just become... Maybe not noise but less enjoyable?

Thinking about ATFing gets too cerebral for me. Makes me too head-trippy. Like, a steady diet of my favorite dish seems weird, but so does avoiding my favorite dish just so I can taste new things. But I don't know anybody who has any trouble balancing that out.

ATFing is a fun puzzle, but I wouldn't say it's my ATF puzzle

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Gemma Coreana497 reads

He's known me from Day one that I started Hooking my ass out... And has stuck with me thru it all...  Comes & visits me on a regular basis, we talk like we are old friends, give me life advises & is the best "Fucking" I've ever had.....  Funny he lives 4 houses down from my apt ..... Also encourages my higher education, if I mention I need anything he always somehow keeps me in mind and wa-la he delivers to me...   We have bonded and never feel like it work...    

But I also have other ATFs also whom are loyal to me ..... But I think loyal runs both ways... Im very loyal to them... :-).  I HEART my ATFs!!!  

HAPPY DEEP THROAT THURSDAYS!!! Woo whooooooooo!!!!!  

Xoxo
GC

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My_New_Alias394 reads

and the "ATF's" was just a typo.  And ATM (an acronym for Automated Teller Machine) is used to dispense cash, receive deposits, and engage in other simple banking transactions like transfers between accounts.  Hope that helps.

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