to make us men swoon for you:

(The only one I really care about is not using the rear-view mirror to put on your makeup while I'm driving.)

Get a load of number 11,12.

Thank Goddess that I don't have to wear a girdle..wearing stiletto heels is hard enough

Is this what they are looking for?

"Makeup in privacy, not where he sees you" I have to agree with this.
Also, "men deserve, desire your entire attention". Truer words!
 I love cultural history like this, thank you for sharing!

The one about "Don’t tug at your girdle, and be careful your stockings are not wrinkled."  Guys, keep your mouth shut.  

Trying to be helpful, I once told a date that her stockings were wrinkled (so she could excuse herself and straighten them out).  She said, "I'M NOT WEARING STOCKINGS!" and I went home alone wearing salsa all over my face and shirt.  

Boy, you try to be nice ..