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Hehehe, my first ex wife would get all pumped up....
micktoz 43 Reviews 84 reads
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..... with a good finger fucking. It was always a great pleasure to get a minute or two of powerful on and off queef on my cock as we started to fuck. Another type of  blow job.

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I'm showering at my gym tonight, after a tough hour of lifting weights and then an hour spin class. Sometimes, when the endorphin high hits, my mind starts to wander.  
So, I'm showering and my mind goes to the three amazing ladies that I've had the pleasure of playing with  within the last week and one that I'll be seeing in the not so distant future. Of course I get a hard on . I tried waiting it out. Dried off but unfortunately it wouldn't go down.

I decided to just walk back to the locker room with the towel wrapped around my waist and try to get dressed quickly. Unfortunately,  as I'm walking into the locker area, the usual suspects are there, talking and joking around.  

Of course, the second biggest loud mouth (I claim 1st place) , sees me walking in and at the top of his voice says "Mick, I didn't know I had that kind of effect on you!" Thankfully,  as my face turned bright red, my erection subsided. I responded by saying " Sorry mate, you just gave me a soft on!"  The peanut gallery laughed and then went on their way.

Anybody else want to share some of your embarrassing moments? Just thought a light hearted thread might distract us from all the serious (cough, cough) threads we've been having.

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JackDunphy114 reads

...in which you spent 3, full paragraphs telling us all about your stiffy and your need/want/desire to talk to strange men in the locker about "it?"

 
I haven't been this turned off since the TER photo board became FTM compliant. LOL

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coeur-de-lion99 reads

is to play it off like you did.  I had a hot spinner sitting RCG on my face, and then she leaned over a little to give me better access to her clit and then pressed down with both hands on my stomach and pushed all of the gas noisily out of my ass.  I immediately said, "did you have to do that right in my face?"  She said, "It wasn't me?"  I said, "It wasn't me."  We both started laughing and had to start over.  As with your example, the embarrassment quickly passes if you play it off in a humorous way.  

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MissFeliciaSeong102 reads

I am sure you most of you guys have heard that some women can have an "O" while they are working out. This happens often to me. When it first happened it was quite a shock and I restrained myself the best I could since the gym was packed. There were a couple people a few feet away from where I was. The first time was embarrassing but now I welcome it. I've gotten a good amount of practice keeping my game face on.

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micktoz89 reads

You've peaked my inner perv.  What activity are you doing when you O at the gym?
I'd like to know for my theater of my mind.

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impposter143 reads

I no longer spontaneously grow one in the shower, but back when I had that "problem" (that's a problem I'd like to come back!), I just put on a disguise: a towel.  I don't know about you, but I can tilt my stiffy UP to my belly button (not quite to my chin) and wrap a towel around my midsection and my turgid self is longer visible to my mates in the locker room.  
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Maxwell taught Eustis about other things that tilt up.

It's far... Far out in the Pacific. I saw it once, during the war. It's a little island - green, lush, tropical, with a long white beach shining in the sun... People are friendly, kind, generous, and round. And all the girls are slim and round, with bright eyes, and smiles that would melt your heart. Wait'll you see them: long legs, flat stomachs, and round, firm breasts that tilt up.
"You're right, Maxwell. They do tilt up."
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EDIT: Added pic of Maxwell and Eustis.

-- Modified on 12/8/2017 8:16:33 AM
Related Link: They do tilt up.

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lopaw98 reads

... Was washing my hands when a young smoking hot Asian gal walked in. She smiled as she to came over to the sink to wash her hands too. I kept looking at her in the mirror and noticed that my nipples were super hard and very noticeable thru my sheer blouse. I felt myself turn all shades of red and quickly dried my hands and got the hell out of there. I know she had to notice too since I caught her checking me out in the mirror too. I regret that I didn't stay and hit on her, lol.

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impposter91 reads

Where do you work? US Congress? 'Bama Courthouse? It sounds like are qualified for those jobs!  
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DId you ask if you could sign her yearbook pic?

Posted By: lopaw
Re: Was in the ladies room at work and...
... Was washing my hands when a young smoking hot Asian gal walked in. She smiled as she to came over to the sink to wash her hands too. I kept looking at her in the mirror and noticed that my nipples were super hard and very noticeable thru my sheer blouse. I felt myself turn all shades of red and quickly dried my hands and got the hell out of there. I know she had to notice too since I caught her checking me out in the mirror too. I regret that I didn't stay and hit on her, lol.
Which reminds me of another story that may or may not apply in the present circumstance. A Senior Senator and a Junior Representative were using the urinals in the halls of Congress.  The Representative zips up, flushes, and heads for the door. The Senator calls out, "Junior!  In The House, didn't they teach you to wash your hands after taking a leak?"  The Representative replies, "In The House of Representatives, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

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mrfisher94 reads

but in most cases, peeing on your hands would make them more sanitary after touching your junk.

 
Please wash.

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macdaddy194485 reads

I fart a lot..

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HappyChanges79 reads

I took a quiff in the face once.

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micktoz74 reads

Only once?

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mrfisher86 reads

That is, air trapped in the vagina that is released during sex.

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JakeFromStateFarm84 reads

He's pretty consistent that way.

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HappyChanges72 reads

Quiff = Queef = Pussyfart. And yes, it only happened once with a tiny Latina and it was like getting blasted in the face with air blow gun.

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micktoz85 reads

..... with a good finger fucking. It was always a great pleasure to get a minute or two of powerful on and off queef on my cock as we started to fuck. Another type of  blow job.

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