.....this is negotiable.  It is not at all outside the realm of possibility that you might find a provider who thinks this is a good deal.  A free cruise, plus $500 spending money, for one fuck per day?  It's not a preposterous offer, and the right provider might just jump at it.

10 days is a long time to spend with someone in one of those tiny cabins, though.  So you'd better make sure you and she get along really, really well.

If I take a provider on a cruise, she pays absolutely nothing. I propose that I pay per fuck. On a 10 day cruise at $50 a pop, or 10 fucks, that's $500 that she could use for shopping. Why should I pay more when she is getting everything else for free?

Shouldn't she be flattered anyhow? I mean how many providers are fortunate enough to be taken away from it all to relax in fine company, sunny weather, free drinks, and gourmet food?

When I really think about it, I shouldn't be charged at all.

ridiculous. She has to fuck once per day. Who are we trying to kid with that compensating for time bullshit? That's why I will pay-per-fuck.

She will quite probably have the time of her life. It's a FREE vacation in luxury, all expenses paid and better food then she's probably accustomed to.
Not only that, it's not like fucking is real work. She can get her jollies too  

What is with the stupid thinking of the above assholes.

Any decent girl should feel privileged that you would be willing to take her away on a luxury vacation.

Any respectable hooker that has a problem leaving her regular job, her pimp or her kids to make $50 a day is down right greedy in my opinion.

I will definitely come along with you. As a matter of fact, my shopping bag is already packed. All you need to do is pick me up on your way to the ship. I will wait for you under the off ramp at exit 35 south. Just beep your horn a few times and I will come out.

See you soon sweetie.
Muah

IT'S THE MOST DUMBASS QUESTION YOU CAN ASK.

"Why should I pay for her time?" asked the biggest dumbass in the known universe.

"Because if you don't, she won't go with you" replied his 14 year old brother with an IQ of 8.

Go on a Contiki or Carnival cruise . Both are loaded with single women .

 No need to bring extra baggage .

 Pay the surcharge for a private cabin.
There are always ladies traveling together, weary of her friend's snoring.


 You will need a fake ID with Contiki if you're over 35 .

but traveling with a client is not fun. It's a hell of a lot of work being nice, smiling and pretending to like you for that long. We charge a premium for traveling because it's a pain in the ass, NOT the 'time of our lives."

Get the fuck over yourself Mr. Moneybags Pay Per Fuck.

Let's see. $400 per day shopping is $4,000
$500 per day for the sex is $5,000. Who in their right mind would pay a provider $9,000 to take on a vacation? That's insane!!

You would like me. Are you trying to bargain with me?

and some of those single girls get clingy after sex.

and I don't need that kind of drama. It's supposed to be a vacation cruise, not a ghost ship.

And yet me do it every day

Relax dude.

There are plenty of whores who don't know they're whores who will go on vacation with you for free.

I must admit that was a cute reply, but no, I wouldn't go.

I recently did 3 days with a client for $6,000 and couldn't wait to get home and away from him - and I like the guy. Two people who are not related should never go away for 10 days. That is pure insanity and someone will end up dead. I actually stoped offering longer than overnight after that weekend away. And I repeat: I like the guy. But it's too much togetherness "on" as your escort persona. No thanks, not for me.

I think you're a troll and this question was just to stir up trouble, but you would be surprised how many guys have offered me something sililar and are shocked when I quote my rate. Sorry, this isn't a dating service I am a paid companion. Emphasis on P-A-I-D and I set the rate, not you.

I really need a provider that I can verify as authentic too.

for the justification of her requested compensation to travel with you on a cruise is 'pain and suffering.'

You'd be better off to pay what she asks for, Kid. A jury would award her much more.

You are not a paid companion. You are a hooker. The rising above prostitution pedestal broke its legs years ago.

Your social skills are clearly lacking, but I guess the coldness of the job is perfect for you. In a few years you will be one of those old bitter ho's with no business and hatred for the men who supported you.

There. You called me a troll, so I thought I would oblige you.

You sound like a laugh a minute I'm serious about that, it wasn't a shot.

She is a much smarter business person than you and she understands the concept of lost opportunity costs: she would make more money staying home. She could see more clients. Your recovery time is perhaps so long that pay per pop would result in a net income loss on a cruise with you.

Besides, pay per pop is illegal. Compensating a copanion for her time is not.

Clearly you do not understand the rudiments of conducting a business. Of course you have saved up your pennies for a long time and now that winter is here, brick laying jobs are scarce now. If you can't afford to pay her for her time like a good hobbyist, I suggest you go on the cruise solo and try to pick up SWs in the various posrts of call along the way.

Good luck and have a nice day.

when she could do something else... like meeting someone else who pays her for her time?

Trust me, some of these ladies can well afford to pay for their own vacation in a luxurious resort several times a month without your cheap dumb ass. lol

in the business of getting paid for her time.  That's why she expects to get paid for her time.  

It's sort of like if your business sent you to Vegas for work for a week and then said, well since your working in such a nice environment, we don't think we should have to pay you.  Would that work out ok for you?  Probably not.

If you want to take a girl on a cruise for free, there are a LOT of girls (not providers) that will do that - you just have to find them.

Good luck and have fun!!

Or do you think the provider you're trying to take on your "fun vacation" is? If that's the case it may just work out for you, just watch out for customs. They might just turn you into a bitch in one of those forign prisons!

Good luck, let us know how is works out for ya!

She has to put up with your inflated ego and blatant superiority complex.  Seems like that's worth something!

You obviously failed basic math (EOM)

You accomplish a bunch of good deeds then...

She gets to go out nice

And you get to be harassed for free

And both of you are off the boards for a week or so for our benefit

Let us all know how that works out!

Because most of them are broke all the time.

Because if she wants to go on vacation and eat great food, without being paid, she will go with her best friends, her boyfriend, maybe her relatives.

The provider does this to pay bills and put money into her savings account.  Even people who love their jobs expect to be compensated - artists passionate about art, need to sell their canvases.  Counselors passionate about helping people, need to charge for sessions, etc...

It doesn't matter if she's dining well. She's *loosing* money by virtue of being with you. She's loosing time for her personal life, she could be visiting family, spending time with friends, focusing her attention on people who sincerely care about her and play an important role in her personal life.

Further, it adds a complication.  If she gives this to you off the clock, how does she know you won't ask her for other off the clock situation? Or out right refuse to pay her for a regular session?

Crossing this line implies a personal relationship is forming, and if she's not interested in a personal relationship with you, she can't let the lines blur. It's misleading and takes away the compartmentalization that is likely important in her life.

Besides, if you'll be unrealistically demanding and take advantage of her in this situation, it makes it highly likely you'll do so in other circumstances as well. You've shown you don't respect her career, you don't give a damn about her financial stability, no consideration to her as a person by ignoring her need for emotional boundaries, and that you're self absorbed.  It doesn't exactly make you an ideal off-the-clock vacation companion.


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same thing

I'm guess OP is definitely from another planet. UrAnus seems about right. lmao

Your idea of a vacation is an evening at one of Boston's skanky strip clubs, then to a flea bag motel for a short stay.
I will stay with my superiority complex. Beats the opposite.

You've demonstrated a fascinating ability to read and remember other people's posts.  So what? You're not even close to putting the pieces together correctly. Why don't you go book your cruise and work on finding a woman that will go with you for $50 a day...

Do you honestly think I would read every post in this thread before I responded?

I think that's a huge exaggeration.

The average provider is probably in the 50 - 80K a year, granted much of it is untaxable.  That's a respectable income.  Many *think* they earn a lot more, but when you sit down and do the actual math with them, it's not as high as often anticipated. The problem of not going through bank accounts is that they don't always have solid numbers as the money flows into their hands and out towards bills, shopping, and life expenses.

It's a rare few that go over the 100K a year mark.

It may not all be reported, but it's all taxable.

$50 a pop ain't nothing dude. Providers can't do to much with $50. They can't even eat at a good restaurant for $50. And, $500 for 10 days is a total lost. Hell, most providers I see charge $300 an hour, and they make that in one hour if compared to 10 days.

A cruise really ain't nothing to brag about. Unless its one of those extravagant cruises and your willing to take her shopping at every destinations and spend at least $400 on shopping per day to make it worth her while and pay her $500 per pop everyday, and take her out to eat, and take her for entertainment.

If what you stated is fine company, let me stay home.

... if she weren't on that cruise with YOU she would be spending it doing a million other things that would represent a better use of her time. Also, during that time she cannot take OTHER paying work, so there is a big opportunity cost.

First, you need to seperate those who do this full time and those that do it as a second job.

I have done the taxes for a number of ladies--and many are smart enough to pay taxes--and even the full time ladies are much close to the numbers Lauren mentiond, often less after expences--than your $260K/yr.

As far as part time, I'd say for many of them it is 2 dates in a busy week and under 20K gross a year.  Not every lady is in NYC, LA, etc., and there are many weeks where there are no phones ringing or she has "real life" activities that take up her time.

And YOUR supporting evidence for all these millionare ladies in the business is what?

Of course not. I expect you to be oblivious. Why else would you need a pointer?

Who in their right mind would pay a girl thousands for a vacation?

Obviously, guys with disposable income who likes to play around with different ladies without getting too attached.   They are obviously in their right mind paying the girl to leave after the vacation is over
so that he doesn't have to spend even more money by being in a relationship taking care of her, buying her jewelry, taking care of her family / kid, and then an expensive alimony when the marriage is over. lol  

Are they lunatics? Although I've seen some idiots who got wealthy by pure luck and deception, I kinda doubt lunacy if they were able to achieve such financial status on their own.

DJ Jazzy Jeff said in his music video, "Would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"  

http://youtu.be/jW3PFC86UNI?t=2m54s

I for one would never go anywhere with somebody that I don't already know.  Esp. on into the middle of the ocean.  Next news headline maybe:  Hooker lost at sea.  On top of that what if you don't "click"?

I am not even sure you could take a civie gf on a 10 cruise and only spend $500.

Fortunate enough?  Like we are less than the average human being and cannot take a break when we want to?  

You haven't said what level of girl you approached. As you found a girl did offer her services weather she is your cup of tea or not I don't know, but if getting some action is all you after then take what you are offered.

Personally, It's not something I would do. I travel overseas regularly and don't need someone I don't know to pay for a holiday. When in Australia have a touring rotation where I work 9 days, then have 5 days off. Some trips I come home with more then others but I always know that after expenses I will be heading home with between $4K & 7K. I am far from broke, I actually very good with  money I have found the balance between saving and shopping at Jimmy Choo. I pay tax so have a very verry healthy bank balance.

Not all of us are in it for a bit of extra cash. Some of us like myself are University students. I have a year and a half of my degree to go and after 6 years of work on completion of my degree I will have saved the half a mil  I need as a deposit to start my own business in my new field.

You just need to find a girl that has no aspirations to go anywhere in life. Someone that is more inline with you wage.

Good Luck hope you find what your looking for.

As far as going down. Yet ANOTHER guy who has to pay for pussy taking shots on an anonymous chat board makes you feel superior?  

That's kinda pathetic...

Maybe one of your posts will actually make sense...

Take your time and read it over. You'll get it.

You are real generous.  I can't imagine a provider refusing that generous offer (lol), even with a cruise included.

Hobby around what you can comfortably afford. A paid companion over a multi day vacation is a game/luxury for people who don't need to care how much they're spending.

Hey, two gun, you got one response.  Not holding my breath for the second one, but whatever works for you and the possible lady.  I think it's a bad idea, even from your angle, with someone you don't know well.

As to how impressed you are with yourself by taking a luxury cruise, wouldn't it be cheaper to just get a penis transplant?

I have to agree. Seriously missing some marbles.

If he's wanting a high end girl you're going to pay for her to go on a vacation with you. There is no way I would feel so grateful that I would lower myself to his options. This would not be a vacation we would be working. As for better food than we're used to..sorry, I cook as wonderful a dish as you get on any ship for myself. I can afford my own vacation thank you.

This really sounds like a troll because any person with a grain of intelligence would know that its going to cost and obviously you aren't up to the challenge. Minimum for a 7 day cruise is going to be 7k, that doesn't include any intimate activities. Those would be extra.

I've went on many vacations with my gentlemen friends, traveled all over the world and its pretty hilarious to me hearing this offer. Good luck with that. Check out CL there's still girls advertising on there inconspicuously, or so they think.

Thank you. At least some men get it.

My guess is there's been alot of non answered emails for this offer. I would think it was a joke if I heard it.

I have to agree, a cruise isn't really that expensive. For a double room it starts at $1100 and yes your near the engine room....lol...even on the upper decks for a double with a balcony is only $1400. All meals are free, entertainment free, so where are you spending anything on this provider. The only cost would be alcoholic drinks which are not included in the price.

I'd say pass.....not considered a viable offer.

I am assuming that you were actually the author of the "Forbes 500 Hooker Edition" magazine.

I gotta tell you, based on your calculations there are a few gals out there that probably have second degree pussy burns given how often you want them to work and for how long!  And not a day off in the bunch (based on your 5 day week)...what about Aunt Flow week(s).  Or maybe they need a vacation...heck, the OP is offering that deal.  Or how about they just are sick of sucking dicks for a while and need some time off?

Why not just start a thread and see if the gals will volunteer to tell you how much they make?  We haven't seen that asinine thread in a while

And you claim "I don't know one lady, and I know plenty of them, who don't make for the most part an average of 5k"...my guess is you know one gal who told you that.  And you believed her.  By any chance was this gal deb4512?

Thanks for the laugh this evening!

"and some of those single girls get clingy after sex. "

Which illustrates perfectly the fact that one way or another you're going to pay; even a generous to a fault young virile stallion like you.

Amazing that anyone is dumb enough to lick the OP's ass, but you've managed to do it.  Why don't the two of you take a fucking cruise together?  You deserve each other, so have a nice bromance.  Good thing you both posted under ailases.  I can almost hear all the decent providers figuring out how to put you both on their DNS lists.  What a couple of losers.

I do not for one moment believe the "typical" lady in this business works that volume at those numbers for very long.  Most would burn out at that pace pretty quickly.  I know far too many who DO work part time--I know their day jobs and based on that about how much time they have available.  Or who have young kids and work basically enough to feed & shelter their kids and themselves in modest form, supplimenting a low paying other job.

Sure some ladies make $5K on some weekss.  The evidence I've seen in across the decades says those that do it regularly are rare.

An escort's business persona is an act, acting for ten days, 24/7 will make her snap, hell, I almost snapped after 8 hours-four hours is now my limit-Of course I made up some "I can't take that many orgasms in a row!" crap to spare the clueless client's feelings, but it's like Cinderella.......after four hours, I turn back to me. Also, the escort you want to vacay with likely has school, work, kids that she can't just drop for a client. Best wishes.

For some odd reason I thought it was maybe the mods pulling a prank and having fun with us, cuz none of them responded here.... :s.    :P.  and further, the question was so over the top retarded and.off the charts clueless and braindead, it was a bit hard to believe the good mods would get it approved...lol.

maybe the op is unmoderated..?    then again I guess he wasn't breaking any rules.  Or more likely, dumbass posts get appproved purely for the entertainment effect, in which case... thank you LP and Gambler. Lmfao

you started with a set of assumptions, then you lost it and started rambling. Mathematics is a precise method of expressing a book in one sentence or less.

I never commented on your gender..as many gals are just as inquisitive as the guys tend to be on what others are making.  Heck, there are so many books and articles out there that address what seems to be everybody's preoccupation of what their "neighbor" makes.

But if in your example you are suggesting that "all of the gals you know" are working for agencies, that would mean, at least in theory, that they would need twice the appointments in your analysis to achieve the same financial results.

Most of my agency GF's only net 50% of the fees charged by an agency.  Now perhaps you are the "most generous" pimp in the world and your gals kept a higher rate, but I doubt that.

But if you honestly believe everything you wrote, I would like to see you start a new thread on this topic.  It's always good for some "lively discussion", and maybe some of the guys out there can pick up a few tips on just "how much a gal earns".  

And keep in mind there are some of us who have really seen "behind the curtain"!

$500 for ten days..... Wow!

I'm sure you could find a chick off a sugardaddy site that might be okay w/ that. 50 bucks a pop. Smh

Kyla

The lady is supposed to give up ten days and make $500.  She has bills to pay.  You need to be more realistic.  It is simple, if you cannot afford it move on.  Keep searching or go solo.  Berating a lady who has said no serves no purpose.  And "fine company" is how you describe yourself as is "handsome.". She may have a bf at home whose company she prefers.

She is not your girlfriend.  Why should she be flattered?  Because you have chosen her?  Because you do not want to cruise alone?  She doesn't receive paid vacation time from an employer so she is out the money she would have made.  Find a civvie lady who works for a company and won't worry about loss of income.  Or go by yourself.

while yes most women would love a cruise.... but if they are going on a cruise and not really MAKING money (i.e. cash in hand) they most likely would go on a cruise with a man of their PERSONAL choosing


I have gone on MANY cruises with guys and I discount my price quite a bit but


you need to understand I am taking a WEEK off work, a WEEK away from my kids, etc


so that is MONEY

so yeah it is not UNREASONABLE to ask for a weekly rate PLUS you pay expenses