It occurs to me that there may be some gentlemen out there who look for the young hot girl who'll just lay there. I had an encounter some time ago where the girl did just that. For me it was upsetting and disturbing, but I thought, "Hey, this would be great if I was into that sort of thing."

I'm thinking it may be said that she doesn’t get poor reviews, but that she's cornered a niche market.

Any guys search for the service level 4’s?

Any ladies specialize in just laying there?

LOL (I'm accused of not indicating when I'm being lighthearted.)

rik

-- Modified on 6/22/2002 6:37:09 PM

Used to happen all the time.
Traded her in for a RealDoll.com, with customized audio.

You guys are the limit, the wife experience, LMAO.......MfSD.

The things my ex did during doggie:
1/ her nails
2/ grocery list
3/ online mall shopping on her laptop
4/ talking on the phone to girlfriends and her mom
The WE list continues.
Every now and then she would look around and smile, and say:
"Thank you Honey. A little deeper please and more to the right.
Watch out for my tonsils."

Not to worry, not unless she is talking to her lawyer and has the webcam on.

This is a true story ... an old man was having promiscuous fun with a very hot young vixen.  

He was lying comfortably on his bed while the vixen demonstrated her immense oral skills.  After a while the old man climaxed, moaned, and lay still.  

Vixen thought old man was drained of all of his energies, and needed a few minutes to recuperate.  Boy!  Was she in for a surprise ... after moaning the old man passed away.

This gives a whole new twist to the cliché', "service that will put a smile on your face".

Its not the wife experience unless she says "Can you hurry up, you are crushing me"...then reaches for a vibe after you cum and pull out.

Lost Schlong You are to much I am still laughing my ass off!
I know of the wife experience all to well, How about this one
during DATY! Stop I think I heard a noise! or how about this
during sex! your such a sex addict I think you need to go to
threapy! needless to say she is long gone and I am free to do
as I will,( p.s. she ran off with a co worker cause she said
I was asking for sex to often! twice a month on average for
19 years is to Much? ! so yes the WE! I can dig it.

If a girl is pretty and with a good bod then I'm happy if she just lies there and let's me fuck her.  (but I don't want her talking or acting impatient or with a sour look on her face.)

Sometimes I just like it that way.  It gives me a certain feeling of control.  I can go as fast or as slow as I like.  I also know I don't have to please her, she's there for my total pleasure.

Afterward, I can just let the air out of her, fold her up and put her back in the bag.....

What's totally icky is that someone invested capital in molds and researched textures and materials.....

. . . necrophilia to me, but then I'm sick.

"Tiffany" from RealSheep.com is a major hottie too.
She can't run very fast, so the Montana boys love her.
She never does her nails during "sheepie!"
She just goes "BAAAAAH!"
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Two song to suggest on the topic of blowup dolls
"In Every Dreamhome a Heartache" by Roxy Music
"Randy Raquel" by Neil Innes

I'm sure there are more that I can't remember.

I think Playmate Ashley said it best... EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

The lady (who was not an escort, incidentally) called somebody who worked for him. The people she called dressed the corpse and got it back to his office, but the coverup didn't work and the whole story came out.

The Lady happened to be his chief of staff.  He died in her house.  The story she told was that he had keeled over while they were working on a speech together.  The cops thought that it was unusual that he worked on speeches dressed in his business suit, but without socks, and with a shirt and underpants that were on inside out.

I swear...HONEST...there is a guy in NYC who reviewed a girl from Jersey and admitted that while all she did was "lay there", he had the time of his life because she was so beautiful and he "owned her" for that hour, and yada, yada, yada. He even went on to say how he believe she felt he was a pathetic bastard, but it didn't matter to him "because she is a goddess", etc. etc.

I SWEAR to you this is true...I might not have the quotes exactly right, but I SWEAR this is true.

This guy also paid two hours to see one of the more well known and highly rated mid level independents...a $400/hour gal, and admitted in his review that he never touched her, because he was surprised that they had some much in common, and before he knew, he had talked away the two hours.

I SWEAR on my grandmother life I am not making this up!! I am tempted to go fine the reviews and cut-and-paste (I think the NYC Independent is on my "favorites" list).

Just goes to show you that while your remarks were surely in jest (and thus the "LOL"), you might be on to something...  


P.S. I FOUND THE REVIEWS!!!