I know some hobbyists domestically and internationally that swear that having a provider or former provider girlfriend or wife is the best thing in the world. I understand that the sex would be great (namely oral sex) since the provider is so experienced.  

You need to bone up on the principles of foregivness and repentence.

My guess is YOU will be moved to the P & R board. Hasta

He's a Catholic LOL!  So he couldn't be in a "committed relationship" with a woman who's had "over 100 different dicks in her mouth and pussy."
But he also wants us to believe he goes to Mexico and Asia and raw dogs virgins, in whom he leaves his seed.  Now that's the kind of troll I want my little girl to marry!
Udo, you are usually better than this in your creative fantasy spinning.  Perhaps you need to take a break for the holidays, eh?

's a joke right?

Come on Carl...you've been on the boards long enough.

I actually read this one. Better to keep skipping. Carl. Yeah, you noticed. Thanks. Especially on Veteran's Day. Dad is 88 and hanging in there. 40 missions on that B17.

-- Modified on 11/11/2013 9:09:11 PM

As all the posts there go into moderation.

And I love to see how many attack his position on BBFS...it's fun to guess.

...My six buddies and I fucked her in the ass and bukkaked her face because she said she was saving her pussy for Udo Jr.

But used the BBFS to bring out the replies.

How you fucked over 100 Phillapinas on "Holiday" (over time) & 75% were Raw Dog....While going out of your way to defend your position....

So being a catholic means you must marry a virgin and keep her barefoot and pregnant, and not even allowing her to see a male doctor...Udo was so proud of this as being protective, but what if the woman needed to see a doctor, and the only one available to treat her happened to be male?  Would she then loose her purity and condemned to suffer with our poor "lost souls".

and ran straight into the arms of the only religion I can think of that's even worse, and more warped where it comes to their opinion and treatment of women.

How will you feel when your wife decides that you aren't worthy of being a husband because of the number of sexual partners you have had, I wonder how much it haunts HER??? lmao

You are a little late to get back into the running for this years SPOTY's, but keep it up and you still have an outside chance as FIDIOT seems to have left the building

My son is the one that will not allow another man, including her doctor, view her without clothes since he feels a woman is special to him in this case since she has never been touched or viewed by another man.

that in my "book" Udo is a troll and thus should not be in contention for the SPOTY.  Udo posts like an idiot on purpose, in order to provoke responses, as do RidgeSchmucky and Ass-calade.  FIDOIT and Dungy, OTOH, are actual idiots.  Perhaps we need another award? STOTY, for Stupidest Troll Of The Year.
And, while Udo's current thread is fairly stupid, he's usually pretty creative in his trolling, so I'd say Ass-calade is in the lead for the STOTY.  If such a thing exists.

So how many of you guys have married a provider? I think very few since you gentlemen have the little lady at home that has not been fucked by hundreds of dirty cocks?

Your Son sounds like he is very insecure. He only allows her to have a female Doctor? First of all, who is he to ALLOW her to see any particular Doctor? I'm not sure he understands the Doctor/Patient relationship, but a Doctor is typically not looking to bang his Patient. Then you proceed to say he has a special "respect and bond" with her because his has been the only Dick in her Vagina. Sounds to me that he's insecure in the size of his Dick and his ability as a lover as if she hasn't had anything to compare him to. Yes Muslim men do this, it's a cornerstone to who they are and how insecure they are. I mean come on, these are the same people that blow themselves up to kill innocent people. There's absolutely no courage in that, in fact that's just plain cowardice. I'm not anyone to judge, I haven't said he is insecure to this point I've simply said he sounds like he's insecure. But I will say that I've known guys like him that beat their wives, because of their own insecurities. A guy I once knew beat his wife and accused her of cheating on him because she was smiling while talking to another man. There wasn't anything going on, she was just being nice and she got beat because of it. You also go on to say you could not be in a committed relationship with a woman that has had over 100 ducks in her mouth or pussy. How does that differ from let' say 10, or even more conservative 2? And then you say or at least imply that a woman that has had multiple partners (the number you assigned was over 100) is devoid of the standards worthy of marriage or family. Well who the Hell are you? Insecurity is a very ugly emotion, it breeds jealousy and envy and those two things have started more wars that have shed more blood than any other thing since the beginning of man, I personally think that is way more dirty than a woman that enjoys sex. I'm sure your assumption will be that I'm an Atheist, that would be close I'm Agnostic. And that's only because I've been exposed to Christians and Muslims my entire life that say they are all about peace, unless you don't believe what they believe in which case they want to shun you or kill you. That a classic definition of insecurity, and no thanks, I'm not at all interested in being like that. I respect your right to believe in what you believe, but your beliefs do not give you the right to say who is worthy of marriage or a family. Just sayin

1) No wife at home for me.
2) I know of several providers who've married one of their clients and seem quite happy.
3) If you're going to play the troll (the only role you seem to know) try to be a little less obtuse.
4) The only "dirty cock" I'm aware of is yours.  Your son provided this shot of it

Don't you know this clown is a troll?  And this post isn't even one of his better efforts.   Despite all the responses above, you still chose to take it seriously and write an extended response? LMAO!

My  has full control over his future wife. She must support him as he goes through law school. You are probably right about him being insecure about his wife being with another man that he would kill if caught in bed. He worries that another man would please his wife better sexually.

And at least a dozen people before him thought they are my first.

As for your son's wife, she is probably fucking RidgeTucky as we speak.

And I'm not sure if you read into my response enough to realize but I don't believe in Christianity or any of these ridiculous things called Religion. We are born, hopefully we go through life with some semblance of respect for each other and then we die. There is a very natural order to things in life and death and the only interruption to that order is when we kill each other because we believe differently than the other person. I responded to the ridiculous post of this idiot before reading the other responses, that is true. And no I didn't know this clown is a troll, I guess I haven't been around here long enough to know, thank goodness.

every time you get done BBing some poor 13 year old girl for next to nothing!

Hey, an Udo post
Worldly wisdom from a man
Who bare-backs Thai whores