... Sometimes it's a disaster waiting to happen cuz things can go wrong during the journey to get there.

This babe I wanted to see was visiting NYC so I jumped on the opportunity. From where I live, it's a 4~5 hour drive. I left the house early but 30 Minutes in I hear a growl. No big deal, I assumed I must be hungry.  I then remembered I went a bit too much with the hot sauce on my burrito and ate late the night before.  The growl turned to stomach pain and became difficult to hold it in.  To make things worse, I had just passed the rest area and the next one didn't come for several miles. The urge kept getting worse. I then ran into traffic. Stop and go. Stop and go. All the while my stomach's growling cuz it didn't like the burrito I had last night. Talk about torture!    

Finally, I pulled into the rest area. Literally ran my ass inside and really let it loose. Some dude outside said 'oh man' after hearing what was going on...  But what a relief! When I finally regained my consciousness and reached for the TP:  NO TOILET PAPER!!!!   Both back up dispenser and main dispenser were empty!  WTF
What kind of rest area in this day and age forgets to restock their TP? Well to make a long story short, I walked out of there minus a pair of socks.  :s  

Rejuvinated and relieved, I got myself a cup of coffee and drank some more water so that I stay hydrated. Hydration is important cuz I heard it makes it easier to cum.  Well, I ran into some more traffic at the border of NY and made it to the appointment 10 minutes LATE.  I took a long good hot shower cuz I didn't want any trace of public restroom or socks remnants on me.  When I got out, she almost immediately went for my weenie but by this time the coffee and water I drank earlier found its way to my bladder. Every time she sucked on my winky the urge to go pee became more serious.  I didn't want to end up peeing in her mouth so I excused myself to the bathroom and washed up again.  
Another few minutes wasted.  

All in all she provided a nice service.  However, driving long distance to hobby = too many variables for error.  

I'm sure others here have similar or worse stories while driving to the incall.  

( First time I drove to NYC few years ago to see another girl, I had a similar event where I ended up having to pee in a soda cup after being stuck in a bad traffic jam right in front of the tunnel. Everyone behind me could see everything so I couldn't just step out to pee.  Next time maybe I'll just fly or take the train.)

 

 

 


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Will never do it to spend money.

 
You're going to have to buy yourself  beer. lol

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not at the girl's incall.  LOL

I could never think of anytime I have had GI issues... But again, I am pretty good about not eating much before sex...

TMI.    E

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She is well worth it, but there are so many times you can run into traffic, especially in Dallas. But she knocks my socks off so it's time well spent.

That's a great story. It's also the sort of reason I overnight when going to "the big city" in the next state. Invariably there's traffic problems, or something, that would make me late. Even if I were on time, I'd be frazzled from the drive.  

I'd rather get a good hotel the night before, get a good night's sleep, and see the provider around noon.  

Never had to surrender my socks, either.

At least you got out of the car this time.  I would hate to hear the story of attempting a #2 into a spare cup

view for Lila would go like:

"I went on a 20 hour drive to Texas to see this 12ft tall babe. She told me I should save all my vomit, bowel, and bladder.... cuz she has a spare cup at her incall. She's so considerate and thoughtful. I'd definitely repeat "  

 
I don't vomit much anymore though... only when I drink too much when out with friends.

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eed glasses?

And I remember McD and DA having some interesting convos on this board, then they both disappeared around the same time.

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and I got it all on video too:

Next time have a banana and some pineapple juice just before your date.

Him and I are not related.  Lol  

And I think I disappeared several months after.  Same year maybe but not same month.

It was massive in quantity. I couldn't believe how much stuff was coming out lol

  Got hot sauce,  will travel....

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DA, I don't get why you'd drive that far.  Unless you've moved, there are lots of girls within an hour of you.
I'm luck because I live in the NY area most of the time so my maximum trip is an hour each way, and sometimes much less than that.

Our plans kept falling through and I didn't want to miss another chance.  She didn't have plans on visiting my town any time soon
 so my smaller head did all the thinking for me.  It was almost like I was on auto pilot: My dick held me at gun point and said "don't ask any questions,  just shut up and drive".  Lmfao  

Besides,  I grew up in that area and my parents, friends still live there so it is another excuse to visit them.  Catch several birds with one stone.  :

4 hr drive is worth it if the girl is hot enough...  
especially if you book multiple hours.

Overnighted with the girl...  Which would make being a little late more tolerable due to having more time booked.  

 I don't particularly like being in a hotel all alone,  unless I'm absorbed in some game or work...   so I usually invite some friends to chill with.  Inevitably we end up going out,  drinking.

Next thing I know it's 11 to 12 noon when I wake up.

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"Thank Gawd he did not drop a deuce at her fkin incall" bwahahhaa. Oh, and "I hope he washed his ass for like an hour."

I think we have the answer as to why you vomit too much.

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...that maybe you just like to drive?