Sex is a basic function of life.  Not everyone has the time for a real relationship because of work.  I have travelled in Europe, Japan, and the United States and have attempted to use or access American Escort Services.  My assessment follows:
1)  American Women are over priced.
2)  American Women are lazy.
3)  American Women can't even do the basic function of their bodies.

European Woman are sexual goddesses compared to the strange United States Escort Service(?).  I think American Women who are not running a scam need to look up the word "service" in your dictionary.

Legal issues or not the Escort service Pretty Woman in Madison Wisconsin, California Playmates in Arizona, and two others from Texas and New York were the worst experiences I ever had.  So much so I looked for a Blog or web service that allowed me to post this message.  Any woman can take of her shirt and walk around and look sexy.  It is sexual (I didn't need a BS to deduce this).  But to force some one to pay 200 or 300 USD THEN request 200 to 500 USD "tip" is crazy.  Marketing... this is called a scam.  The reward has no value when (if you had the time) could goto a strip club (much better experience Lamont Iowa) or night club (Blue Pariot near Barstow CA).  Convenience, my sister had better breasts then the ones I seen in America provided by Escort Services.  I sooner by a Playboy magazine (which I had to) and conduct self maintanence (which I had to) then pay a lazy american woman.  

Profit and Reward:  Many of my friends only make 600 to 800 USD in two weeks.  If the cost of a Escort Service is 200-1000 USD for just seening breasts what is the reward?

My question:  what is an escort service for in america?  Did I miss some thing?  Am I going to the wrong place?  Don't tell me paying 1000 USD will provide a better experience because not being able to pay bills for 30 days for 1 night with an America "service" provider is not worth it.  

You need to fix your laws.  Provide a "service" or go bankrupt America.

Hey dipshit, not only did you post on a site designed to solve the upsell problem through the review and warning process, but then you insult the very women who have committed to good service through their participation in this site.  I can only conclude that European men are too fucking stupid to read and understand their forum.

Dumbass




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I have never met an American Woman, escort or civilian, who could not eat and shit just fine.

You're right, this should be entertaining.

I was not going to post and thought wtf why not.
IMHO the only merrit I see in this thread is "MAYBE" they are justified in their "OPINION"
on the agencies listed. Nobody will force me to pay for anything I don't want.

My bets on Ms BangBang GG

You make $800 every 2 weeks ($21k per year), and you  travel the world trying escort services?

Maybe American Women won't accept being treated like dirt by you, and thus you get bad dates.

Yes, I think you are going to the wrong places. Maybe you should go back to where you came from. Have fun with your sister.

1st Amendment?  Oh, its selective too.  Nice english.  Try french next time it sounds so much more professional.  

Question, in marketing the products you spend the greatest amount of time selling to the public are the products that would fail because of service agreements, merchandise, service support, poor reputation, etc... its away to sell with out fixing the problem or improving the product.  You see the public likes living in a fantisy world with band aids.  Escorts in america, they sell sex?  Simply, then why can't they do the function?  I see Escorts web pages, Escort numbers in the phone book, and fliers of extremely hot looking women... but each time the images sold the product the product wanted more money for limited service support options. WTF.  Are all agencies like this?  Where is the complant office?  Why did you react strongly?  Protecting a scam?  

If I bought or rented a BMW, the car better run.  Sorry, america-Ford.  

As for the Escorts that do provide real, not delussional, service to their public, thank you.  Sex is the best stress relief but in america, wow.  Real women, in truth, are a real motivation to male prefection, improving job preformance, and working out at the gym.  With out a real woman around I think I would grow hairy palms, become fat, and smell like beer & pizza.    I don't want hairy palms.  

Real working people, want products and services that don't cause heart ach and head achs.

My suggestion:  Lable the service agreements before hand.  If you are for play then say you so.  If you just look pretty for board meetings then say so.  If you deserve a tip then you get a tip.  (Do you tip a cook that can't get you order right?) No more "hidden fee's".  No more hidden fee's.  Earn your money, if you do the job then do the job.  Some one please unionfy and legalize Escort Services in america.    

 The question was also posted on on Adult Friend Finder.  Have a nice day.  If you have any more attitde problems, come over to Europe and bomb the stuff out of us.    

Thank You for reading Twin Text messages.  
CEO Dipshit  (you know you want to smile sexy.)

IME, the American scene is wildy variable. The is no one standard that applies to every person or situation.

It is true that there is a high degree of false advertising, "what you see is not what you get", desperados, crazies, fake plastic, unreality, low degree of body consciousness, non-sensuous appearance versus deliverance.... I sort of think that's because American culture is a culture based on marketing and selling... the very idea of America had to be marketed and sold to the old european cultures to induce them to come over here... frequently to find they had been sold farms in swamps, deserts, or already occupied land...

As Americans we have become accustomed to being bombarded with imaginary worlds and have responded by being careful consumers of what is sold. Not that that protects us from our usual cycles of overselling, Dot Com booms and Sub prime Booms.... we are somewhat addicted to the imaginary places right over the next mountain range...

Much comparison and careful testing is often the best answer...

LOL I never thought I would say this, but I just can't seem to muster up much sympathy for the fact that this guy got ripped off.

To answer your questions brainiac: Yes you missed something, yes you are going to the wrong places. But after "American woman are lazy and can't even do the basic functions of their body" I am inclined to prove you right on at least one of your presumptions. I am afraid I am just too lazy to point you in the right direction.

Often the most painful observation, the one that makes you feel like you must respond, is the one that speaks to the deepest truths one would rather not accept....

Justified, but mean. Who knows? his sister might be very nice, he's a douche bag of course, but we don't even know his sister. ROFL

Hey Sins, my money was on you the whole time. lol

Up bringing implicitly stating sex is bad. Don't believe me, just look at the hoopla surrounding politics and sex. In other parts of the world, men routinely have affairs on the side and no one give a hoot.

Here in the US of A, if one gets caught, it is a death spiral.  

Kamasutra baby! I mean the the original book, read it not just for positions but for the content.

Society have problem facing up to truth. We are conditioned twist and mutilate truth.

May be we just want to feel we are better than everyone else and don't want to know truth.  May be we are self-conscious. May be we are uncomfortable having honest discussions.

We are very good at:

Tearing people apart for telling the truth or at mere suggestion of truth that is not agreement with our fragile ego of being better than every one else in the world.

Well, the *average* American woman is less sensual than women from Europe, Latin America, and Asia.  The feminist movement in the U.S. basically taught American women that they should not like sex.  It's "ok" for them to be sexy/appealing but it's a big cultural no-no for American women to like giving and receiving sexual pleasure.  So, it's understandable that mrlovher is frustrated.

Yes, sites like TER make finding good escorts much easier.  The funny thing is TER is required in the U.S. and not overseas.  While mrlovher doesn't have a lot of tact and certainly shouldn't flame the entire U.S. escort business (LOL), he needs to understand it takes more effort in the U.S. to get the service he is used to.

This isn't a knock on the many wonderful Amercian women out there.  Obviously, there are great women in every country in the world.  It's just harder to find them in the U.S.

LOL is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'm not sure

I was mostly nice though with my response. Mostly.

I kidnapped her so that I can keep her all to myself.

She's MINE! All mine!!!! So just back off you pervs!!!!

There is no "truth" in insulting the entire provider population based on the actions of a few.

I'm sorry fans, it seems as if the judges are reviewing the play for possible meekness. Not sure if SinsOfTheFlesh's post meets the criteria for "blast".

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I'll never understand Cinco de Mayo, which is Mexico's holiday commemorating a victory of the French.  Doesn't seem to be much of an accomplishment to celebrate.  I mean, hasn't everyone beaten them.  I love French Women, but the men are the biggest pussies in the world.

Again, you are complaining on the very site developed to solve the problem you are complaining about.  You take a couple of upsell sessions and turn them into a condemnation of all American providers.  As if the French Whores in Pigalle have never upsold.  Come on, get real - I bet they fucking invented it.

And what's with the lame-ass marketing connection.  If you're too stupid to do your market research, then you deserve what you get.  Again, I bet European marketing is soooo much more honest (read that with rolled eyes).

I bet the ladies didn't have to try very hard to rip you off Mon-sewer. Since you're French, you probably hit your knees, threw your money in the air, and begged for mercy when she walked through the door and said Hi.

Against my better judgment, I am going to answer you as if you are serious rather than trying to stir it up a little.

A little simple research within this site tells you that what dipshit said isn't even one iota of the truth.

This is a review site for predominately American providers.  At the time of this post, there were a total of 492,616 reviews in the database.  I did a simple search -

first for all reviews with a performance score of 1-4.  Total: 595.   and then

all reviews with a performance score of 1. Total: 116

You tell me if the American Provider is worthless.

FIRST OF ALL YOUR LUCKY WE BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND OFFER great SITES LIKE THIS, SO YOU CAN SPEAW YOUR WORTHLESS BANTER.

OK I understand your frustration with escort services in America.

Think about this many girls in agencies are splitting their money with the agency.

Most of them are new to the biz and have no idea what freaks from another country will be on the other side of the door. They have no say!

How would you feel if you had to spread your legs for some ugly fat smelly foreign guy, with a bad attiude to boot?

Would you feel like being sexy or just plugging your nose and shutting your eyes and waiting for the clock to run out.

I realiSe here in America we tend to take more showers.  We are used to, for the most part our
gentleman being sweet and greatful, not to mention clean.

I understand the european gals are used to your odor and in turn you are used to theirs.

Gosh I got so pissed off reading your post.
You origionally had my sympathy but then you got to whining and sniveling, BASHING AMERICAN GIRLS!

I'll tell you what, America has with stood harder times then these and have come back swinging.

Without America bailing our your cowardly sorry asses time and again, you piece of pig shit, your Europe would NOT be the same place you have come to know and love. So have some respect!

Americans are compassionate, forgiving and prideful. WE ARE NOT DOOR MATS..

We know we are not perfect and we know it, but that is no reason to go and put a pox on the entire country. You shit stain.

This is the land of opportunity and capitolism. If you don't like one place just go to another.
You don't have to go around bashing the entire American female provider population.

I would suggest you, read some reviews on ter call on an independent lady,
Take a shower, brush away your stinky cheese breath, clean up your attiude and shut your freaking CRY BABY mouth.
DON'T TREAD ON AMERICA!
and DONT CONTACT MADELINE.

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Oh alright, next time I will go for extra venom with a side of claws

mrlovhre's basic problem is that he does not understand the basic pros and cons of freedom and free enterprise. Well OK, he's got a couple of other problems too, but I was trying to keep it positive.

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bitched about it enough to make it sound as if they couldn't.

because they seem to think about the same thing about you.

Some of them are OK, some just so-so.

and you wonder why you got ripped off?  classic

1. You are stupid.  Why?  You didn't do the least bit of investigation to find non-ripoffs. Typical European arrogance.

2. Please use spell check, and proof read your rants before posting.

3.  Hey, didn't we bomb the hell out of Europe back in the 40's.  Still haven't got over that yet huh?

4.  I have always enjoyed to company of European women.  They tell me that they like American men better than European men because we are more respectful and clean. Gentlemen.

5.  You must be a rube from the back country, because the con artists saw you coming a mile away.

6.  Please go to charm school.  It might help you with the ladies.

7.  Take a shower, brush you hair and teeth, and put out the cigarette.

8.  People like you are the reason my family got the hell out of Europe 400 years ago.

BTW My father was in the war in France and Germany... so maybe we're related.  I know he screwed a lot of European women when he was there.  He said the European men weren't up to it.  I guess they were all in hiding.  My dad did buy a French rifle there in mint condition.  Never been fired, only dropped once.

BBxxx

Of Madeline standing naked on a rock.  A beam of light strikes her as she holds a sword in one hand and the flag in another.  I love it.


May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

BBxxx

Our women can out fuck your women, any day of the week and double on Sundays and Holidays.  The French may have invented the BJ, but it was the good old red, white and blue babes that put the BB in front and the CIMNQNS in the back.  So I would go back to France, because there are plenty of guys there with sisters.  We don't need any of your socialized sex here.  And don't try to deny you are French.  I can smell your filthy hygiene through my computer screen.  I would start praying that someplace like Luxemburg bails you outta the next World War, because you would be sucking German cocks right now if not for USA.  

By the way, Walgreens sells a pack of Lady's Bics for about $3.  Do us all a favor and think about buying one for the little lady back home, next time you are in smelling distance, god damn commie lite.

go home
get your playboy
and a mirror
scream "I hate America!"
then fuck yourself

Nothing like a slur on the sexual prowess of the ole Red White and Blue blood of this great country to bring about some unity on the board!

Hmph, and somehow my response was just about the gentlest on the whole thread. Who'da thunk it?

A worthless "hobbyist" deserves a worthless escort. No good escorts will see you, limiting your options to the rip-offs and up-sellers. I am sorry that your options are limited to the bottom-feeders.

Keep picking random girls without any research....I think you will find the American MEN in American jails know how to "use the functions of their body!" And they will do it for FREE!

By the way....all the good girls are on CraigsList....

I think the REAL trouble lies with you...
You are full of shit. I also think American woman Scare you. All because you feel inadiquate
and can't connect with woman who want to have a good time as well.
If you are not having fun and getting satisfied by the vast number of woman here and else where who are hot sexy intelligent some quite stunning actually, sensual passionate and amazing in the sack...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WRONG?????
You're a loser...

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and she doesnt have one.

i figure she'll be tossing me back any minute.

Can you hand me the remote please, and don't block my view while doing it.

Thanks

It's apparent that making 1600/ month you can't afford to play with higher end girls. Perhaps you should look for women in your price range who offer good service. Sites like this one help to weed out the women you might get scammed by, such as those requiring 500 after the initial 300 is paid and can help you to find someone offering the kind of service you prefer.

As for a general picture of American service, it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. You've had experiences with a few women in America, but you couldn't possibly be able to generalize like that with such a small sample size and such an ethnocentric view towards American women. Hell, you gave up and went to Rosy Palm and a Playboy.

Furthermore, my guess (based on your post) is that you don't exactly provide the best time for these ladies, with your self righteous foreigners are better, prove you're worth my money type attitude that shows through in your writing. I'd be highly offended by someone like you and I wouldn't see you, but the poor girls who had to see you through their escort services probably just wanted to get you out the door for all your bitching. I can picture it clearly and I feel bad for these ladies.

The point, sir, is that before you attack our community, maybe you should do your homework, see a more representative sample, enjoy what America has to offer and not give girls a ration of shit because you can't figure out where to get quality service. Not every lady is the same, nor is every service. I'd advise you to keep this in mind. Afterall, there are some very lazy girls in other parts of the world who as you put it, can't perform the function of their bodies either (as if that's the only thing women are good for, you jackass.)


Katie

It seems first and foremost you are resentful. You can't afford to see the quality ladies, you waste your money on scams and agencies without bothering to do your research, and you resent the fact that you are hiring a provider (although you continue to do it, and subsequently continue to whine about it) Seems you resent women in general as well- our basic function is to have sex with you, and give you whatever you want?? I think most women are pretty damn good at following their instincts and using their bodies.. but they are not required to do so simply because you feel entitled to it.

Problem number two, you think you can judge an entire profession, an entire country, an entire economy, by such a poor and limited sample? That's called two things- one, illogical, and two, stereotyping.

There are different rules of the game depending on country and culture, but overall there are some pretty basic concepts of service, attraction, sexuality, communication, and whatnot that underlie both the economic exchange and the sexual exchange in most countries. When one is traveling, one must find out how things are done in order to successfully accomplish their goals.

That said, traits like entitlement and arrogance are also universal, and that will be your likely downfall no matter where you go.

As for comparison, I've also lived in Japan, and I think in many cultures the women may service you because that is their cultural training. I don't think feminism should teach women to hate men or neglect their experience of sexual and sensual pleasures, but I do strongly think that especially in many Asian countries, women are clearly taught to be submissive, and perhaps American women are just more aware of these things?

Not everything is perfect about America, or its women, but I think the fact that women in the providing business can do it in a way that is freeing rather than imprisoning is a good start. However, the women you saw here were not really representative of that professional and high quality side of American hobbying.

Best of luck.

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and shower often and hey...deoderant is a plus...

This is an interesting thought.. and I do believe there is a problem with entitlement in much of Western culture, and some negatives that can be present in us all. The problem is, this is not being stated in a matter conducive to learning or changing, and the fact is that the gent making the post displays the same lazy (didn't research providers) and entitled (discussing money and expecting women to service him at all times no matter what) attitude he is denouncing.

I'll accept constructive criticism when it comes from someone I can respect to be constructive about it. Dude's just pissed and resentful and taking it out on the women who have neglected to worship him.

In my humble opinion. And I don't "blast off" too often on here.

No hard feelings,
xoxo,
marea

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Marere, I find I seek out every post you ever write as I am continuously amazed that a lady so young can be so insightful and articulate with her views.

You are one very special woman.

Continued success.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Iowan WHEN:

1.    "Vacation" means going east or west on I-80 for the weekend... or going to Adventureland.
2.    You measure distance in hours.
3.    You know several people who have hit a deer - more than once.
4.    You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day... and back again.
5.    You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
6.    You see people wear bib overalls to funerals.
7. Your tan starts at the collar bone and ends mid-forehead
8.   Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
9.   Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
10.   Down South to you means Missouri.
11.   East to you means Illinois.
12.   Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
13.   Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
14.   You've seen all the biggest bands... ten years after they were popular.
15.   You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
16.   You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
17.   You install security lights on your house and garage - and leave both unlocked.
18.   You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
19.   You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.  Example: "Where's my coat at?"
20.   All festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
21.   You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, Mt. Dew, and Jell-O with marshmallows.
22.   You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
23.   You own only three spices:  salt, pepper, and ketchup.
24.   You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

I am just saying, what any smokinhot, red blooded southern lady would have to much class to say.

Not taking anything away from my East Coast sistas they can put a wallop on just about anyone.

And the West coast girls, well they'll just smile polite and pretty, invite you to lunch and wait in the parking lot for you with a glock, if you step out of line.

I LOVE AMERICAN WOMEN, MEN AND THE GREAT LAND WE LIVE ON. I AM LUCKY I AM AN AMERICAN GIRL.

Can you imagine if Maddy was born in Iran?
I would not have any hands and my mouth would have been wired shut years ago.

Cheers!
PS Blackbeltxxx I loved reading your image of Maddy.  It made me feel impowered!

Look I am with you as far as hidden fees and heart ache and head aches go. Amercia has been getting squeezed to death as of late by everyone.  

We don't support such behavior. However, it is kinda hard to keep your neighbor safe when your own house is being ransacked.

Government, Utilities, Jobs, Interest Rates, Gas just about any basic service you can think of have been FEEING us to Death and don't even get me started on the service. Why if I ever meet that guy from Alltel! I am gonna, POW to the MOON Alice, to the MOON!

Come and get your love my FOOT! More like come and get your shaft!

I know the Europeans have been paying twice and three times these fees for a long time now, but that is your own fault.

I too have been frustrated to the point of screaming when it comes to certain products and services offered in America.

With Escorts you really need to do your homework.
That is why TER was invented, to avoid frustration, ripoffs and LE.

America has better things to do with it's bombs, right now then blast Europe. Heck we love our European neighbors, unless they are stinky worthless frogs, we just don't like being DISSED, as in disrespected.

If you want to talk about lovers, huh I have had, ahem, met a few Germans and Dutch and even 1 frenchman a long time ago and I must say,

They were all cold and mechanical, behind closed doors kind of guys, and not so much into screaming, neighbor waking orgasms.

I love the cars, not so much the lovers.

If there is a German or a Dutchman who would like to prove me wrong contact sexymaddy and I will put it on YA!  

American Men make the best lovers because they are up for anything, anywhere and anytime!  
I LOVE THAT!  American men LOVE Pu$$Y, any flavor color or size.

I love to !@#$%^# AMERICAN MEN anywhere anyhow anytime....

To amercian men their is no such thing as bad sex, but they do know the difference between Good and GREAT!

Maddy for one, loves and appreciates them for their steller sexual attiudes.

Fishnets Hugs and Kisses
smokinhot sexymaddy

I know some places where if you leave your car unlocked in the summer, your neighbors will fill it up with cucumbers and tomatoes.

We need a list for Wisconsin.

Where else but Milwaukee can you see a funeral home with the front bay window full of bowling trophies?

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IA farmers are always easy to peg.

Subject:  America's Escort Services are Worthless

Standard Board Formate

BAD:
1)This thread is worthless.
2)Most responses avoid serious discussion for further slander.
3)Some how I became French.
4)I now smell
5)I'm hairy
6)I'm fat (I love this one)
7)I hate all American women
(no, just escorts who can't do their job but want paid for it.  Don't confuse American women with American Escorts.)
8)Scam not addressed.
9)Trusted Research sources not identified.
10)Language skills or communication showed obvious signs of failure saved by only a few intelligent avaitars.  

Madeline and BBxxx, please calm down.

MSG MSG MSG QTC1 (.... ..) Your crackers EOM
(. --- --)  how copy last transmission, over.

GOOD:
 The only input in this discussion worth reading comes from the following:

ManJimmy (Your right, my appology.)
Kerrakles (Well put, I will lick my wounds and move on.  I get paid very well I just don't see paying 500 USD for 1 hour and recieve nothing I could not have "seen" at a strip club [4for4 negative].  Thank you for the real reply.)
Marere4  (Very good, I will look deeping into your meaning.)
Dixie (Statistic's, Very nice.)
Sunny Bunny  (Thank you for the humor.  We can all take a lesson from you.)

Sustain:
- Stay away from the Frech (however, they are not all bad).
- Do not get a Southern Girl and meet her in a parking lot unless you invested in body armor and carry a side arm.  (I own a Glock too.  Nice close quarter weapon.  Worthless in the wind.)
-Website patronage is very high.

Improve:
- Research. (What are the best trusted information sources?)
- Subject matter to emotional for discussion group.
-American Escorts do not represent American Women.  I work with several ladies from America and they have the same problems I do.  (work, work, work)
- American Serice providers don't have to do their job regardless the pay involved.
-I am a jerk for pointing this out.
- My spelling needs improvement.

NOT ADDRESSED:
-Scam?
-Trusted Research sources.
-Honest work for honest paid (lighting strikes justice and she stands??? MOB-rule vs. Democracy.

Assessment:  The subject put forward for discussion creating strong feelings but limited resolution in regards to service providers in America being called lazy and worthless.  I am totally at fault for pointing this out and some how became fat, smelly, and worse FRENCH.  To some degree the discussion board appears functional.
 
- Solution, none.  (don't get American?  Toyota's and Nissan works better any how and their resale value is higher used.)

Any allibies?
 

I don't have much experience with the red states/southerners/midwesterners/ middle America, but they all seem to be portrayed the same in the media. I know from movies not to drive through little towns, be wary of inbreds and cannibals and not to pick up any strangers anywhere. Thankfully L.A. is so much easier to navigate... fake breasts, tans and natural foods is LA all the way. (Since we're discussing stereotypes.lol.)

Katie

Of course no-one can be from Minnesota without entertaining visitors with the Fargo accent.  I can do the accent pretty well.  Ya vo, you betcha

Farmers always have that funny perma-tan.  From the neck up to where a hat covers half their forehead

Sometimes out of boredom, I take note of the destination at the gates.  Each region of our country has their own "type".  The Iowans flying home after wintering in TX, pretty funny stuff to observe

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Iowa is far from a true Red state. They voted for Dukakis, Clinton and Gore. You'd be hard pressed to find safer small towns than in Iowa. Watch out for the meth labs though, but their friendly too.

You should have taken Spring Break touring the Midwest, We've even got a little place called Chicago. Well, you've got summer break coming up.

Navigate? We've got REAL BREASTS (reference Sunny Bunny), FAKE TANS (9 months a year), Corn you can't see over and enough soy beans to make all the Tofu L.A. can eat. How long does it take you to get across town in L.A.? I live in a booming metro area of 350,000 and it takes all of 15 minutes. . . and that's during rush hour, LOL.

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You intentionally inflamed your audience with the post title and:

"My assessment follows:
1)  American Women are over priced.
2)  American Women are lazy.
3)  American Women can't even do the basic function of their bodies.

European Woman are sexual goddesses compared to the strange United States Escort Service(?).  I think American Women who are not running a scam need to look up the word "service" in your dictionary."

After a statistical insignificant sampling of FOUR experiences obviously employing the same selection criteria for each one.  And, as pointed out several times, you came to the very site that was designed to help you to post your rant.  I'll spell it out for you:

This site has reviews by people who have actually seen providers and written about their specific experiences.  The site doggedly seeks out self-reviews and fake reviews and removes them from the database.  Therefore, when you are trying to select your provider, all you have to do is search for her reviews in the database and make your decision accordingly. So, I can't see how anyone (even a Frog) could possibly conclude in his assessment the following:

"NOT ADDRESSED:
-Scam?
-Trusted Research sources.
-Honest work for honest paid (lighting strikes justice and she stands??? MOB-rule vs. Democracy."

since you are participating in the VERY site that is the solution to your quandary.  Take a little time from your self pity and arrogantly based delusional reliance on what is obviously a biased view of anything American and just simply familiarize yourself with the fucking site.  When you have a question, there is a NEWBIE board designed to help you (although you should not insult ALL American providers when you use it).  

BTW, I lived in Europe for four years while I was actively hobbying.  You are so full of shit to even imply that the issues you had are unique to America.  If you say you have not had an upsell experience in Europe, you're either incredibly lucky or lying.  I for one am pretty sure you're not that lucky.

Research.  You are on the best source for info.  Not the only source, just the best.  Never hire an escort without doing your research.  You may get the scammers (as you described).  Buy the VIP for this site (I'm not employed for them in any capacity) if you are serious about being in the hobby.  Search and read the reviews.  They will indicate where the best odds are of having the type of experience you are seeking.

Yes there are cons in this business.  That's why sites like this are very helpful in weeding those out.  Trying to do it on your own is foolish and costly.

Submit reviews for those scam artists you've seen to warn fellow hobbyists.  We don't want to see them either.

Well, it's somewhere in the middle of LA and NYC. lol.

You can tell I don't get out into middle America much. lol.  Outside of Yellowstone (yes, I know that's in Wyoming) and some of the southwest destinations, I haven't been to many of the in between states since I was little. As a kid, my parents dragged me all over the US to see all the states and all I could think is damn, there are a lot of cows and boring towns all over America. I'm more into the big metropolitan city life, honestly.

As for Chicago, I'll pass. I had a friend murdered out there and when she asked for help after being raped, she was tossed off a freaking building for her troubles. With my luck, I'd get murdered in the airport.

Katie

I like to people watch, too, but farmers are pretty rare down in So Cal. In central CA there are endless amounts of farms up there. You have to be sure to close the vents in your car or it'll smell like a cow crapped in your car. haha.

Katie

It's too bad that a terrible experience like that will prevent you from enjoying all of our great country.

Actually, there are many gorgeous women in Wisconsin.  We have a great mix of city women and country women that are beautiful.

Your dodging and evasion is funny.  I do appreciate the discussion with limited cuss words.  

My thoughts.

If you can't do the job get out of the business!

Once the you show up and take the agency fee get the tip you requested and fail to provide a service you advertized- your the problem. Fraud. Scam. Tease.    

You have the right to walk away.  You have the right to call back and say NO.  For security reasons all girls are required to call their agency when they make contact... you can say he is unfit and I wont touch him.  You don't have to take the money.  This is no utility squeeze.  This is people who can not do the task they were hired for, Lazy.  Tease.  Scam.  Fraud.  You can call me the problem all you want but the fact remains if you take the money and you avoid or flee the task you were hired for you are a low life.  

Imagine if utility companies charged you for their service they did not provide.  You pay for a cell phone but can't call anyone.  You install cable TV and can recieve any channels.  Would you be happy?  I hope not.    

Taking my money that I worked my ass off for and doing nothing because maybe you got away with it before with another guy is sub-species.

In many chats with other men (most of)from both America and Europe I have found it happens more often then reported in America.  Check out Adult Friend Finder.  Europe 500 euro's gets you a Goddess, America its a grab bag.  I've never been disappointed by Euro Sex workers but American Escort Services are a total let down.  

(Kim from the office agrees.  She needs to work on her english too, Wow.  Ya, I might also be stupid for going to a Escort Service in the first place.  Kim smart and sexy. I love the US Air Force. grrrr  

A bitch I recieved from a friend in New York stated he does not go to Escorts Services anymore because they are a rip off.  He believes it is better to go out get a lady rip roaring drunk and do her.  I don't drink and I don't rape.  He clams to make 1200 a month take home pay and paid 600 for an escort who did a strip Tease and HJ.  Thats half his pay for a month in 1 hour to a female escort.  Apparently the lady treated him like a lawn mower, the pull string type.  Its funny but if an Escort Service is professional then you would think they would understand sex, sexual positions, sensitive spots, and sexual moves.  Cosmo prints them every month but American Escorts are not reading them?  European magazines must even be better then American sexual enlightenment.

It looks like I will be flying again.  I will check the board hopeful in 30 days.  If anyone can answer logically why America Escort Provides can take 500 USD and dance 15 mintues talk 45 and walk with out providing their "discreet" service please enlighten me.  Do I have to be more agressive after the money is exchanged?

Take Care    

Monsieur Lovher  (I will be the dirty little fat frenchmen, we we... )

 Did you know, Before World War I (1914) the French were the first to invent color photography.  They also made one of the first steam cars I think in the late 1700's.  Before Germany became a power in Europe around 1887 they beat the French and Prussians setting the stand for World War I (The Great War) Alliances.  The European Union if it stands the test of time will make a safer place in the world.          
 

Once again you're being an idiot.  First of all, I'm a guy, not a provider.  When you see my name, click on the number "13" (soon to be "15"), and you will see my reviews for 13 different providers who not only didn't rip me off, but gave me a fantastic time for less money than you spent on a dance and a BJ.  Go back through the thread, and do the same for every other guy that responded, and you will get similar results. If you care enough to pay the fee for the whole review, then you will see that you are so full of shit, the computer's turning brown.

At this point, not only do I not care if you get laid when you darken our doorstep again, I hope your dick falls off.  You're just too stupid to do it right, but I'm sure it's a product of the great culling of intelligent warrior types that the World Wars had on the European male population than anything else.

Final thought, if all of the guys on this site can have absolutely great experiences with the providers in America, why can't you?  Look in the mirror for the answer.

Like Dixie_Chicken said, you sure reached back into ancient history to recall french contributions. lol

Why the hell didn't you just see a well-reviewed independent provider? Everyone knows that an agency provider has to split her fee with the agency...hence the need for a tip to provide a decent rate for the woman. Basic, simple logic tells you that. If paying a certain escort is too big of a burden for you, then look for another escort. Or do what I do and SAVE UP for the date! lol    Tell your friend to quit crying and do his homework from now on like the rest of us.

It's not rocket science

Dear Ass clown,

So if you aren't French (spelled correctly) then where are you from?

BTW you can tell me to calm down, but not Maddy!

BBxxx



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Thanks.  

Dear Sweet Heart
 
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 This is how communication on the web page has really worked out.  Other then a few people who actually knowing how to communicate I was not impressed.  Since we are all acting like high school students... enjoy this message.  I wonder if this is why students shoot other students in American schools... because no one really knows how to socialize and communicate as equals??? Mob Rules???  Did mankind make it out of the cave and wonder back in?  Maybe the shadow I follow is nothing more then torch light dimminished by the lack of air movement but your not going to get to carry my torch.  That burden and priviledge is mine.  

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 Sincerely
The Ass Clown Dirt Little French Man.